PLATAX PINNATUS (12 cm) (2) por Sonja Ooms

The Signs As Animals You Probably Didn’t Know Existed

Aries: Red-lipped Batfish

Taurus: Goblin Shark

Gemini: The Panda Ant

Cancer: Umbonia Spinosa

Leo: Lowland Streaked Tenrec

Virgo: Hummingbird Hawk-Moth

Libra: The Pacu Fish

Scorpio: The Saiga Antelope

Sagitarrius: Indian Purple Frog

Capricorn: The Bush Viper

Aquarius: The Blue Parrotfish

Pisces: Glaucus Atlanticus

anyways im writing my batfish coffee shop au as we speak. arthur helps run this very fucking hipster coffee shop that bruce only went because another billionare is really into indie shit and he ends up dropping by all the time because arthur is the only person that’s willing to give him a fucking run for his money, not giving a damn shit of whoever the hell bruce wayne is,

watching Tanked is even more frustrating now that I work at an aquarium

someone’s talking about putting an orbicular batfish in a tank, like, the specimen they’re looking at is maybe four inches long, do you have any idea how fucking big they get

The Signs as Weird-Ass Sea Creatures

Aries: Carpet Shark 


Taurus: Firefly Squid


Gemini: Sea Pig


Cancer: Red-Lipped Batfish


Leo: Flamingo Tongue Snail


Virgo: Giant Hatchetfish


Libra: Clown Frogfish


Scorpio:  Pink Handfish


Sagittarius: Harp Sponge


Capricorn: Vampire Squid


Aquarius: Sarcastic Fringehead 


Pisces: Blob Sculpin 


Longnose batfish (Ogcocephalus corniger)

The longnose batfish is a species of batfish found at depths between 29 and 230 m in the Atlantic Ocean, ranging from North Carolina to the Gulf of Mexico and the Bahamas. It has a flat triagular body like others in the family and the coloring varies from yellowish to purple with pale, round spots and lips of orange-red

photo credits: wiki