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Batfam: Batboys on vacations.

Expectations:

- Being on the airport 2 hours earlier.

-Not having problem with the security.

- Looking good on swimsuit.

-Not causing troubles.

-Playing with Dami on the pool.

-Going out all the time to fancy dinners.

-Not getting lost.

-Bruce having a nice week because he can trust his sons.

Reality:

-Probably arriving 10 minutes earlier.

-“I’m the son of Batman why I can’t bring Batcow with me?”

-Jason Todd faking his identy because he’s officially dead.

-“This is my cousin Pedro from Mexico” Dick trying to protect Jason.

- Damian wondering why he’s there when he could be at home with Titus.

-“He’s such a cutie boy” old ladies with Damian probably.

-What do you mean with I can’t bring my guns? Jason Todd 2k17.

-Dick flirting with every.single.girl.

-Timmy not having 91726262618 coffees per day. Juat 1 or 2.

- “SO YOU LEFT DAMIAN BY HIMSELF NEAR CROCODILES?” Bruce Wayne 2k17.

- “I’m the son of Batman why I can’t bring my new Tiger with me?”

-Bruce calling Alfred because he need a lot of help.

- “You little shit” Jason Todd such a good brother.

-Tim having more sleep hours.

- “Feels good to be back to Goth… holy shit where’s Damian?”

Amazing things about the last issue of Batman

1.

Jason, Dick, Damian, Bruce and Duke having lunch at a Bat-burguer place (where they have red hood action figures and jokerized ships, that Jason wants to try). 


2.

the way Bruce eats a hamburger and the fact that the boys make fun of him for it (plus Damian trying to kill Jason with food).


3.

the way they talk about their deaths as it was nothing, and Duke being the only one who realizes thats not normal. 



this hole issue was just like a big fanfic and I love DC for it.

Batman: *Ominously* I work alone

Batman: *muffled movement, yelling, growling and screams of pain from inside his large cape*

Jason: *from inside the cape* Jesus fucking Christ this kid’s an animal!!!

Dick: *inside the cape* Damian!! NO! WE DON’T BITE TIM!!

Tim: *also inside the cape* HE DREW BLOOD! I’VE GOT RABIES B! B! I HAVE RABIES!!

Justice league: ……

Batman: I.work.alone

Damian: *pops his head out of the cape* Father! I demand you tell Drake to fight me like a man!!

More things Bruce has said to his kids:

Dick:

“You were such a cute kid. What happened?”

“So, if everyone else jumps from the roof, would you jump too? … I know that you jump from the roof every night … It was a rhetorical question!!”

“I love you, but go away”

Jason:

“Do you understand English?! I said no more killing!”

“Language, dammit!”

“You cannot sell your brothers on Craigslist!”

Tim:

“Why did you just put that in your mouth? … I don’t care if it was a dare! Spit it out!”

“I’m not talking to you until you put on pants”

“At what point did you think it was a good idea to test how long you could go without sleep?”

Damian:

“He is your older brother, do not use him for target practice”

“I understand that a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s, but don’t let the dog lick your Popsicle!”

“Did you give Tim a black eye? … No, the dog was not the one to do it, try again”

Stephanie:

“Why did you put makeup on Dick? Now he won’t stop talking about his cheekbones“

“Stephanie, you don’t even live here, why are you paining the living room?“

“Will you stop trying to hug Damian? He claims that affection makes him breakout in hives“

Cassandra:

“You’re my favorite child“

‘I need you to watch the boys while I’m out … Yes, I know that most of them are grown men, but they seem to get into trouble when left unsupervised“

“I’m glad that I have one sane child“

Dating Damian Wayne

I love Damian Wayne and personally enjoyed writing this. Thanks for requesting this @zatannazatarayj and I hope you enjoy. 

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  • When you guys met, he didn’t like you.
  • Like at all
  • Personally, you weren’t a fan of him either.
  • You thought he was too stuck up for his own good.
  • He had every right to be, with him being the son of Bruce Wayne and all.
  • But it was your job to take him down a peg or two.
  • Or in this case bring him down from his high mansion in the sky.
  • “Hey Damian do you want to play Speed with me?”
  • “Why would I want to play some mediocre game with an insufferable human being such as yourself?”
  • “Says the guy who just doesn’t want to get his ass kicked in a kids game.”
  • “Deal the deck Y/L/N”
  • It was a tie between you too.
  • After a while, he began to sort of like you. Over time it became much more.
  • He liked how you always challenged him and make him feel some sort of way.
  • You began to have the same feelings for him as well.
  • Later on he asked you out.
  • But since THE GREAT DAMIAN WAYNE WAS NERVOUS, he did it in the weirdest way possible.
  • “Y/L/N, as we have known each other for quite some time now, I have noticed that we have created mutual bond within our unlikely relationship. Therefore, I think that we should participate in watching a film at the local theatre. Please say that you will accompany me.”
  • “Are…Are you asking me to go to the movies with you or writing the Declaration of Independence?”
  • “Movies.”
  • “Oh then sure.”
  • The rest is history.
  • He loves buying you gifts.
  • Mostly the expensive kind.
  • A laptop here, an iPhone there…
  • Hell he even bought you a new wardrobe.
  • You finally had to tell him to stop and say that some flowers were fine.
  • Since he didn’t have a real childhood, you like to just baby him sometimes.
  • One, because you love how he would react and Two, because he deserves to be a kid every once in awhile.
  • “Did you rent out a bouncy house for an hour Y/N?”
  • “No…I’m not stupid. I rented it for a whole day.”
  • “You are insane if you think I would enjoy playing in some child contraption.”
  • “You are insane if you think I can’t make you come in here.”
  • Long story short, you guys jumped in that bouncy house that whole day.
  • He would always draw you when you feel insecure.
  • When you hate a certain part of your body, we would just focus on that part of you.
  • And ends up hanging them in your room.
  • “Damian, why are you drawing me so much?”
  • “Because I hate when you feel so insecure about yourself when I adore everything about you, my Beloved.”
  • Him being your cocky, sophisticated boyfriend.
  • You being the only one that can keep him in check. 
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Here are majority of the pics of the batboys that I have that I use/have used as a lockscreen 🙂 unfortunately I am unaware who created these as they were sent to me from a friend but if you are one of the original artists let me know so I can give you full credit 🙂

Picture #1 was created by lordmesa; you can find him and more of his work on insta here

The second picture is believed to have been created by Brett Booth
Damian and Dating

So Damian is incredibly socially awkward, right? And the only real tutelage on relationships probably came from his mom and grandpa, who are basically royalty and obsessed with bloodlines and heirs. Arranged marriages is probably a /thing/ for them. So Damian doesn’t really understand the concept of dating. So when he decides he wants to pursue Jon, he’s just like, whelp I guess I’m gonna propose to him now. And he buys a giant sparkling ring cuz he’s a rich snob and proposes to him. And Jon is just so sweet and innocent and loving that when Damian asks him to be his husband, he’s just like “…Oh. Okay, yeah, that sounds nice.”

So Damian brings Jon back to the manor to make their announcement. Dick is there. Damian tells him about their engagement and Dick is all like “Damian you’re 15 years old. That’s not how this works. That’s not how ANY of this works.” At this point Jason and Tim walk in and Dami is mid-argument with Dick, saying, “Well what do you expect of me? To be a harlot like you, sleeping around until I’m twenty five?” (And Jason and Tim are just like “ooooohhhh buuuuurn” in the background like they’re middle school kids) and Dami says “I’ve found the one I wish to spend my life with, and I have taken him for my own.” And poor sweet Jon is just watching this like Oh My Fuck what did I just get myself into??? Then Bruce comes home and he and Damian start arguing over courtship practices and when to schedule the wedding and Jason and Tim are dying of laughter in the background while Jon slowly backs away and out of the manor.