MERRY WEIRDSMAS, HUMAN LOSERS!
WOW, I sure am popular around this colorful cesspit you call a website. I’ve noticed a lot of you have been sending me “instant messages.” But I’m a busy guy! Today I’m doing a science experiment to see if sentry-bats that vomit acid are more effective than ones that shoot sonic waves from their eyeballs! THE ACID PUKE IS A FESTIVE RED AND GREEN!
Anyway, I don’t have time to ~chat~ with any of you right now. SO JUST GO SIT AROUND YOUR TOTEM TREE AND WORSHIP CAPITALISM. Later, mortals!
((Honeybee Says: Bill’s a rude butthead, but I do want to remind everybody that this blog is NOT accepting asks through fanmail or instant message. And, since Kittycat and I both have jobs and stuff, we, and Bill, can’t chat via the message system either. Sorry! The blog is tied to Kittycat’s account and she says she’s been getting a lot of messages lately, either to Bill or to us. Please don’t do that! Thanks, much obliged, and happy holidays!))