bat rod

PJO / HOO CHARACTERS AS THINGS ME & MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID
  • Percy : 'follow me on the snap @ waterboih2o !!!'
  • Annabeth : 'that's called a book. you should pick one up sometime'
  • Grover : 'lmao she said 'go outside' bitch no'
  • Nico : 'i hate myself enough i don't need you'
  • Will : 'why is this song six minutes long fuck does he think he is'
  • Clarrise : 'i'm gonna fukin assassinate you'
  • Connor : 'WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PAY PEOPLE BACK'
  • Travis : 'nah, i stole that shit'
  • Lou Ellen : 'julia stop fucking making 11:11's that shit isn't gonna come true'
  • Katie : 'tastes like i got a face full of fucking grass'
  • Jason : 'bro i can't fucking see. oh wait i don't have my glasses on.'
  • Piper : 'i'm stuntin on these hoes with messy hair and gucci bags under my eyes'
  • Leo : 'i'm sLIPPIN INTO THE LAVA, AND I'M TRYNA KEEP FROM GOIN UNDER'
  • Hazel : 'BECAUSE I'M NOT NO GOLD DIGGIN BITCH'
  • Frank : 'ya did this to yourself and dun fuckdeded up'
  • Reyna : 'we're gonna fight on sight bitch stop playin'
  • Rachel : 'how the fuck do you draw hands. asking for a friend'
  • Drew : 'how are you two wearing makeup and i'm still the prettiest one in the room?'
  • Thalia : 'when i die i'm gonna be a fukin orange tree my guy'
  • Luke : 'um, i think i might've fucked up but like, i didn't see this coming'
  • Tyson : 'ain't nothin wrong with being a friendly bitch'
  • Ella : 'deadass this bitch robbed a library. every time i see her she got a new book, ain't nobody got that many books'
  • Octavian : 'leave me and my pale self alone'
  • Coach Hedge : 'bat or metal rod. your choice'