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Giveaway: Win a Fat Bat T-Shirt

Reblog this post as many times as you like to win your own Fat Bat shirt.

Details:

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  • The more reblogs the higher your chances of winning!

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Huge thanks to Fab Bats and alternative Youtubers Sakhia  and Ameryst for their modeling skills!

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OTAKON MERCH PT 1

HEY ALL!! I’M BACK FROM OTAKON AND BOY IT WAS A BLOODY GOOD TIME! FIRST TABLE : MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW HONOURED I AM TO HAVE MET YOU GUYS WHO CAME TO OUR TABLE!!

i’m still thinking about it! All you lovely sweet darlings, i cry. I HAVE TO POST UP PHOTOS. i took waaay too many.. so i’ll have to see omg oTL BUT STILL I CRY. TO YOU DARLINGS OUT THERE WHO CAME TO OUR TABLE! THANK YOU! YOU GUYS ARE DARLING DEARS! qwq

SO I HAVE LEFT OVERS FROM THE CON. BUT. there are only FOUR LEFT OF THE RHYS BEATING JACK IN THE FACE. if there’s enough interest, i’ll open pre-orders because i’m broke as my back -cry-

BUT YEA! i’ll be opening my store soon! then ya’ll can whip up some bat! jacks and what nots! I’ve labelled the images, so check out the sizes there ;w;/

otherwise! I’LL BE POSTING PART 2 WHICH WILL CONTAIN BUTTONS AND MORE PRINTS! and maybe the link to my store! 8)

PEACE

OTAKON EXCLUSIVE STICKER SHEETS!

I’M EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I’LL BE HAVING BAT!JACK AND OCs STICKER SHEETS! it’s in the process of being coloured and shaded but these are how the babies look like.. sorry the uh.. writing gets in the way, -sweats- if i have enough copies left over from Otakon, then i’ll be throwing them into my shop, believe me! ;D

More merch updates to come soon! Otakon is in a month+ and i’m about to shit myself. we don’t even have our table number or badges yet >:U THIS IS INSANE -cries-

ANYWAY! back to merch making

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Bat!Jack©.. uh?
Borderlands?
OCs©mine :u

Finally, some actual merch up in here. This is now part of my Batman collection, because it’s a sexy little bat signal number that has been Jokerized, obviously.

Walmart, boy’s section, youth size M. $4.

ALSO IT GLOWS IN THE DARK. Isn’t that rad? Totally rad. And, mmm, sexy nonBatman related tattoo sneaking in on the edge there.

What batshirts do you guys have, followers?

I try really hard to not post things I can’t source, and this, my 70th post, is my exception, because–

IT’S A BATMAN TEDDY BEAR? WITH PRESUMABLY CHOCOLATES? WITH A CAPTION THAT IMPLIES THAT THE GREATEST ROMANTIC COMPLIMENT YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE IS THAT THEY ARE YOUR BATMAN?

My heart exploded. Thank you. Apparently you could buy these at Target a few years ago. I am easily impressed by Batman+cute.

BAT-FOLLOWERS!

Major apologies for being so long gone. In brief: I got kicked out of my house and had to scramble for a new place to hang my cape. Some city hops later, I am in beautiful Jacksonville, Florida.

I have also been CONSTANTLY busy, and moving is expensive so we’re kinda broke over here. My laptop broke and we can’t get the Internet people to hook us up anyway, so right now I’m plugged into a coffee house wall pecking away at my tiny tiny first gen iPhone keyboard, consuming complimentary wifi and blueberry coffee.

But whatever! Check out these bitching bat signal water bottles I found at Old Navy. They are $7.50.

I already have a yellow skull butterfly water bottle. I had not walked into an Old Navy in years. I also have a platypus brand foldable water bottle that holds more water with less weight. Did I mention we just got a new apartment and I am slowly paying off a small fortune in bills?

spoiler:

I STILL GOT THE BATMAN ONE ANYWAY.

“I can blog about this!” I justified. “I can so blog about this!”

Then I remembered I was broke, so I took a picture instead and walked out.

Then I came back the next day. Yep. And bought one. It was the only thing I bought. The cashier looked at me oddly.

Anyway, if any of you few hundred are in Jax, hit up my ask box so we can meet up. And FIGHT CRIME.

Why is a clown the opposite of a bat?

Honoring both my uneasy obsessions, here’s a pair of OTP LOVE MUGS MADE FOR COFFEE Batman mugs. They have a few villains and so on, but we like to keep it slashy classic at HBJ, so:

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Bats! Hey, B-man! Whacu running from, huh? [source!]

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Oh hey, evil clown chasing time. That explains everything. [source!]

I can’t buy either of these, because if I did I’d have to buy the other, and then I’d worry if I was using them equally or neglecting one, and would end up having two cups of coffee every morning. 

Seriously, I love the colors blue and purple. So stylish, boys!

QUESTION:

Do they kick you out of Batman Inc if they catch you drinking out of a Joker mug?

Today's Theme!

Is, loosely: BATMAN HYGIENE PRODUCTS.

It turns out that if you search Amazon for Batman toothbrushes, you get a few hits. More importantly, the first hit you get is:

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So, obviously, I had to lead with that. respect the OTP ignore me and my clown fetish The Joker kind of has green Wolverine hair, but whatever: still awesome.

There’s also solo caped crusader tooth help, however:

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Which has this helpful reminder on the back, delivered by an ever so dynamic Batman:

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Although, for whatever reason, the same six toothbrush value pack can be found here for eight bucks less.

source 1, source 2.