bastard coated bastards with bastard filling

  • Raven: Lady, people aren’t chocolates. You know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling, but I don’t find them half as annoying as I do bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
  • Starfire: [rubs Raven’s stomach] I’m touching your creamy center! [floats away]
  • Raven: Oh... I am... so very angry that I am going to find someone to kill just to prove her wrong.
  • Beast Boy: [behind her, slowly backs away with a petrified look on his face]
  • Chowder: No, not Dex! I bet underneath it all he’s good!
  • Nursey: Oh no, underneath it all he is pure evil!
  • Chowder: No one’s pure evil. I mean, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.
  • Nursey: There are plenty of people here, on this particular planet, who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.
  • Chowder: So they have more of a nougat-y center?
  • Lardo: Chowder. People aren’t chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
  • Yukimura: [talking about Ieyasu] I bet underneath it all he's a sweetheart.
  • Mitsunari: Oh no, underneath it all he is pure evil.
  • Yukimura: Mitsunari, no one's pure evil, I mean yeah some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.
  • Mitsunari: There are plenty of people here, on this particular planet, who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside!
  • Yukimura: So they have more of a nougaty center?
  • Mitsunari: Yukimura, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
  • Macedonia: [talking about Serbia] I bet underneath it all he's a sweetheart.
  • Croatia: Oh no, underneath it all he is pure evil.
  • Macedonia: Croatia, no one's pure evil, I mean yeah some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.
  • Croatia: There are plenty of people here, on this particular planet, who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside!
  • Macedonia: So they have more of a nougaty center?
  • Croatia: Macedonia, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
Lawlicht fanfic: Talk Dirty To Me

A/N: First of all, THIS FIC IS WRITTEN FOR YOU WAIFU!!~~ ♡♡♡ @canthydefromthelicht ILYSM AND SINCE ITS VALENTINE SHOO….. @//////@ HERE U GO A PRESENT FROM ME TO YOU ×/////× ♡♡ I THOUGHT OF VALENTINE AND LAWLICHT TOGETHER WHILE DECIDING THE PRESENT AND ALL I GOT IN MY HEAD WAS A FLIRTY LAWLESS FANFIC XD. (And since you said you like cheesy stuff as well so pfft all’s workin in my favour MWHHAHAHAHAHA xD)
Okay now without further ado, lets start the fic ~ >w> HOPE YA LIKE IT ^/////^

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Jessica's RPF Challenge

So I hit 900 followers and that’s a reason to celebrate, I was planning on hosting a challenge in honor of RPF Appreciation Day Saturday August 12, 2017. All fandoms are welcome, so now on to the challenge.

My challenge is Jessica’s RPF Challenge, as I said any fandom is welcome just let me know which fandom your writing for.

As for the prompts I’ve chosen favorite lines from shows and movies, the rest are situation prompts, they should all make for interesting stories.

So the rules are pretty simple choose an actor/actress and a prompt from below and message me with your choice.

You can write fluff, angst, smut, crack, just whatever you write be sure to label all triggers and warnings in your fic.

Please tag me @deanwinchester-smut in your fic and #Jessica’s RPF Challenge and #RPF Appreciation Day 2017.

Fics are due on RPF Appreciation Day Saturday August 12.

Prompt

1. “I can’t wait for you to see it, I really can’t”

2. “Better watch your mouth sunshine"

3. “Yeah sure it starts out fun, but then there’s running and, and screaming”

4. “The Government wants to ban rock and roll cause they know it makes us horny, man”

5. “When you were pouring the Bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes”

6. “I know this sounds insane, but this is an insane world”

7. “The pain doesn’t go away, you just make room for it”

8. “Nightmares end. They shouldn’t end who you are”

9. “Does anyone else feel like a rainbow”

10. “The truth and reality hurts. So we lie, to everyone but especially to ourselves”

11. “I’m fine, I’m great, I’m horrible, I’m devastated, but okay”

12. “At the end of day, when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody”

13. “I’m not happy and bubbly, I’m dark and cloudy”

14. “How am I supposed to get through the holidays without liquor”

15. “I don’t have a hickey, I was using a curling iron”

16. “People aren’t chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling”

17. “After this you wanna go somewhere and get weird with each other”

18. “I’ve never had an orgasm”

19. “I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it”

20. “I have loose morals and I’m living in sin, so. Still hoping that not being a potty mouth will get me into heaven”

21. “Loose ends make my ass itch”

22. “People in Hell want slurpees”

23. “I’ve got an idea, eeny, meeny, miney, moe”

24. “You see this? This is the kind of thing that just tickles my balls”

25. “If you’d like, I think it be enjoyable to screw your brains out”

26. “Holy crap, you are creepy as shit sneaking up on me wearing that collar with that freaky as smile”

27. “I lost my shoe”

28. “You are going to regret crossing me in a few minutes, yes you are”

29. “Sucks don’t it, the moment you realize you don’t know shit”

30. “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake whole”

31. “Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity”

32. “I just slipped my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it”

33. “When you care about people, hurt is kind of part of the package”

34. “More tequila, more love, more anything is better"

Situation Prompts

35. Reader has anxiety

36. Role-play the character they play on TV in the bedroom

37. Relaxing night at home binging on Netflix

38. Cooking dinner together

39. Go for a walk and get stuck in the rain

40. Go to an adult store together

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incorrect volturi quotes
  • Didyme: Oh, he's all bluster. I bet underneath it all he's a sweetheart.
  • Caius: Oh no, underneath it all he is pure evil.
  • Didyme: Caius, no one's pure evil, I mean yeah some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.
  • Caius: There are, plenty of people here, on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside!
  • Didyme: So they have more of a nougaty center?
  • Caius: Lady. People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
  • Didyme: I'm touching your creamy center!
  • Caius: Oh I am so very angry that I'm going to find someone to kill just to prove her wrong.
  • * * *: * * *
  • Caius: Thanks to your little gesture, she actually believes that the earth is full of people who, deep down, are filled with kindness and caring!
  • Aro: Well that's absurd. People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
  • Caius: Exactly!
  • Wes: No one’s pure evil. I mean, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.
  • Flitz: There are plenty of people here, on this particular planet, who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.
  • Wes: So they have more of a nougat-y center?
  • Flitz: Wes. People aren’t chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.