BeethOVEN
BeethSTOVE

MozART
MozPHYSICALEDUCATION

RachmaninOFF
RachmaninON

SCHUmann
SOCKmann

HAYDn
SEEKn

MENDelssohn
BREAKelssohn

BARtok
FAMILYORIENTEDFOODANDREFRESENTESTABLISHMENTtok

COPland
ROBBERland

PagaNINI
PagaNANNY

ROSSini
TJMAXXini

FAURé
FROMé

Instruments renamed
  • Piccolo: scream maker
  • Flute: tooty toot
  • Oboe: quack machine
  • English horn: goose simulator
  • Clarinet: blue
  • Bassoon: rolling marbles
  • Saxophone: sexy quacking
  • French horn: star wars?
  • Trumpet: blemp
  • Trombone: fart machine
  • Tuba: big fart machine
  • Violin: crying children
  • Viola: firewood
  • Cello: delta faucet commercial music
  • Bass: bwah
Butt music. Literally.

This is taken from the painting: The Garden of Earthly Delights

Now look closely…

And if you are curious as to what it sounds like here is the music for this artwork here it is:

You learn something new everyday ;)