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Last Game Summary *MAJOR SPOILERS*

MAJOR SPOILERS! If you don’t want to be spoiled about Last Game just don’t read this. Also, for those who are gonna spazz and post about the summary PLEASE DON’T SPOIL FOR OTHERS WHO DON’T WISH TO BE SPOILED. (There are people trust me). If you are gonna post about Last Game please use the hashtag #last game spoilers so people can block it. Thank you.

The show I went to had the liveviewing for the seiyuu greetings as well so I’ll write a bit of that after this.

Now if you want to be spoiled, please continue!!

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anonymous asked:

Akashi, Midorima, Kise, Aomine, Nijimura, Himuro, and Imayoshi domestic headcanons with their married!S/O?

AKASHI:

  • He gets super giddy whenever he calls out “Honey, I’m home!” because it’s so cliché and he knows it makes you all blushy and he just loves it
  • Will attempt to cook for your anniversary, burn down the kitchen, call the chef to fix something up, get an entirely new kitchen, and be “Happy anniversary, sweetheart” as if he didn’t just replace the entire kitchen
  • Super awkward around kids at first, tries to be cool about it, but he’s actually reading up on a dozen manuals on how to change a single diaper

AOMINE:

  • 10/10 will not do any of the cleaning around the house until you nag him or threaten to divorce his ass
  • Still loves to cuddle with you and have sex on the kitchen table 23434 years into the marriage because “we have to keep the flame alive, baby”
  • Although he acts all #cool and #composed around the baby and acts as if it came naturally to him (and you believed him for a little while), until you saw him watching tutorials online on how to get babies to like him

HIMURO:

  • CHILL AF HUSBAND, like you’ll tell him to do something around the house, asking for help and he’s like, “oh i did that yesterday, do you need me to do anything else?” aka the true blessing™
  • Will take you out on date nights at least once a week, be the best kind of gentleman who will treat yo ass right 
  • But tbh he still loves pranking you so you’ll end up sitting on a whoopie cushion one too many times during your marriage

IMAYOSHI:

  • sex sex sex Like Aomine, he’d still be down to try out new things with you, even when you’re feeling a little insecure about being older and such
  • Always knows when you’re tired, he’s some kind of freaking psychic, and will always bring home your favorite takeout and movies during those days and give you massages and just be the perfect husband
  • Fights with him aren’t as frequent because he tries to be level-headed about it and he somehow always knows the right things to say

KISE:

  • Surprises you with the best things you can imagine aka lots of makeup samples from his shoots, a puppy, a dinner date at the best restaurants, carpet sex, and lots of kisses (always)
  • He helps you wash the dishes every night and thinks of it as bonding and will always snuggle up to you “why is this so fun to you” “because you’re stuck standing next to me for at least twenty minutes”
  • “kise we are noT MAKING ANOTHER BABY” “but i want—”

MIDORIMA:

  • Diapers are the bane of his existence. Literally, who in the world thought it was a good idea to make these? Why couldn’t they just strap on diapers with suspenders
  • Is actually a really good cook and on the days he’s back early, he’d be more than happy to whip up a good meal 
  • Can’t do laundry for the life of him, too many of your shirts have turned brown from white. “I might’ve spilled coffee beans in there.” “Why did you have coffee beans.” “…………lucky item.”

NIJIMURA:

  • Honest to God, would marry him again over and over because he’s the sweetest husband who’s always taking care of you; the kind of man who would pop by your workplace to drop off lunch or make sure you were taken care of
  • Keeps everything in the house so tidy (aside from the box of memories from teikō days); like the ult neat freaK BECAUSE HE WON’T EVEN LET YOU EAT ON THE COUCH
  • Has your wedding photo as his wallpaper to show off every time he switches on his phone “yes, that’s my wife” with the shyest smiles
  • Kise: Take me to art museums and make out with me.
  • Aomine: But they said to not touch the masterpieces.
  • Kise: Did you just-
  • Aomine: But you know something?
  • Kise: What?
  • Aomine: Somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.
  • Kise: *turning red*
GOM + Kagami Ticklish Headcanons

Kuroko: Not ticklish at all. Everyone thinks he’s lying, but when they try to tickle him he stares at them with a blank expression until they stop. 

Murasakabara: When asked if he’s ticklish, he shrugs and says “not sure”. But when someone tries to test if he is, they get a hand to the forehead, holding them back at arms-length. Eventually they are forced to admit defeat (although most decide to think that he is ticklish, since he seems to be hiding something)

Aomine: Mildly ticklish, but not in the uncontrollable-giggly way, more in the shriek-and-jump-the-hell-away sort of way, especially when poked in the ribs. (Hence why Kuroko’s side-jabs work so well on him.)

Kise: Not ticklish, but openly wishes he was because he thinks it’s a cute and endearing trait. This remark is usually met with death glares from his teammates, current and former, who are actually ticklish.

Midorima: Ticklish as fuck. Everywhere is a tickle spot, which is why he tries to avoid physical contact as much as he can. It’s is darkest secret. (Lord help him when Takao finds out)

Akashi: Claims to only be ticklish in one spot (it’s the bottom of his feet, and the only person who knows this was his mother) Both his current and former teammates have never been brave enough to try and find out where it is for themselves. 

Kagami: Very ticklish, but denies it at all costs, usually complete with a red face and stammered remarks. (Another victim of the Kuroko side-jab, and just as effective as it is with Aomine)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUROKO \o/ (31/1/2016)

Kuroko’s birthday before entering Seirin would have been absolute horrible and look at him now, his friends are with him and he is part of the greatest team and… He is so incredible :’V

Social Work Major: I don’t think I’d like Fruits Basket. I don’t really read shojo manga.

Me (also a social work major): It may be labeled shojo, but I consider it more of a psychological manga.

Social Work Major: Haha why?

Me: Fruits Basket is basically a group of complex character studies. If fact I would go so far as to say you could write a complete biopsychosocial on almost any character from the manga. They are all so fleshed out that they don’t merely have “back stories”, they have lives. Situations and interactions with other characters that make up who they are, how they came to be that way, and how they’ll act from here. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were based off real people. I have noticed environmental, social learning, and many other theories at play within this manga.

Social Work Major: …Oh.

Me: Would you like to read my 15 page biopsychoscocial theory paper on Kyoko Honda?

Social Work Major: Bye.

oik-awas  asked:

Can I have a female reader x teppei scenario? Like they've had a very long day and they're just relaxing in bath together. Lots of kisses and cuddles please!!!

of course! soft teppei is what i live for

Kiyoshi crouched down and dipped his hand in the water, feeling the warmth kiss his skin before he nodded approvingly. “Okay, water’s ready.”

“Turn around.” You ushered him towards the door, facing him to the outside. 

He only chuckled, holdings his hands up in surrender and turned away from you. You slipped off your bathrobe, leaning down towards the bathtub to run your fingertips over the warm surface of the water. However, you were jerked upright when you felt a cool body press up against your back. 

“T-Teppei!” You chided, wrapping your arms around yourself as heat flamed your cheeks a deep shade of pink. The sort of color Kiyoshi loved to see on your face. “I told you not to look.”

Smiling, he pressed a kiss to the back of your shoulder as one arm wrapped around your waist. “I couldn’t resist.” 

Despite the many times he’s seen you naked, he’s never once been left unimpressed by your beauty. You always took his breath away with your soft skin and the curves that adorned your body. Yet, every single time, you would shy away from him, choosing to switch off the lights before you slipped underneath the covers next to him or to hurry around in the morning in his oversized t-shirt just so he wouldn’t see you exposed in the sunlight. 

Kiyoshi slipped into the water first, settling back against the wall and gesturing for you to come in. With your arms still around you protectively, you stepped one foot in then two before sitting yourself down and leaning back against him. He pressed soft kisses onto the back of your neck, humming contently with the position. “How was your day, sweetheart?” 

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DOGGOS MADE OUT OF FLOWERS. From Valentine’s! One of my coworkers made these from a YouTube tutorial (and I helped a little bit!) She couldn’t understand said YouTube tutorial because it was in Chinese but the actions transcended language and god, I love the Internet.

(I was originally gonna post the first two as “what’s better than one dog? TWO DOGS?” but then my coworker made another one and it was EVEN CUTER and I got a better angle)

Fuck Shoplifters

So my moron customer of the day is a real doozy. Skinny bitch with a pinched face, asshole son driving one of our electric carts around and around the front of the store while wearing one of our hats with the tag torn off. When I got there she had the electric’s basket full and was working on filling a THIRD full size cart with random crap from the 1-5 dollar area known as [redacted]. [Which is my area to zone.]
Security is watching her, the front line manager is watching her, two upper managers are watching her, I’m watching her and we’re all waiting for her to put something in her giant ass fake Gucci purse where one of us can see it.
So I suggest to security that we tell her kid to get off the cart because, you know, someone disabled might want it? We get the okay and she takes 15 minutes to slowly unload the fucking electric while security stares at her.
I see that she’s got two full carts lined up at the lanes and security says there was a guy who came in sort of checking her out. We think he’s the getaway driver. Basically push-out is a type of shoplifting. You just fill a cart and scoot outside with it. Once you’re outside you can stand there loading your car and all we can do is call for the police and hope they get there in time. So I drive a line of carts in the way to block the two full carts behind the checkout lanes. We know there’s no chance in hell she’s gonna pay for this stuff and we’re all tense watching to see what goes down.
She’s crouched down below the [redacted] display just loading shit up by the handful and finally, finally, our HR manager, goes up and says something to her. And this bitch got shrill. The guy comes sliding over and the two of them start arguing. Apparently he ‘broke down on the highway’ and she came in here with the kid for some reason. We think maybe she wanted to push out and he refused to do it?
And as they’re storming off, HR goes “so are you going to pay for the food you ate?” [Boom bitch] So I’m like “I can take you over here at the service desk”. And she had nothing. She made the guy pay for the ten dollars worth of food and stomped off back into the store for a few minutes while he flailed. And I asked if he was going to pay for the hat. He refused but I can’t do anything. [The kid had greasy hair and he’d been wearing it for at least two, maybe three hours.] She comes back with a bag and wants to do a return. [Hoo boy. Return fraud is common, steal a thing and then return it with no reciept for store credit. But guess what? I get to refuse if it’s shady.]
She’s got three things. Two of them I find on her card and do the return and she’s crying. I tell her I’m not taking back the clutch cause she has no proof of purchase. I didn’t even give a reason. She was incredulous as fuck but too damn bad. She says it’s not fair and I just shrugged. Too bad. You’re just mad cause you didn’t get to steal as much from us as you wanted too. [We think she may have gotten away with a fitbit.] But when they were done doing the recovery recipt it was over $3000 worth of random accessories and dollar item stuff. It took me FOUR hours to put it all back with a bit of help and minimal inturruption. Fuck your tears. That shit comes out of our hours for the whole store.