basically me at work

What do you look like? 


I’m a blonde, white, majority category woman. I try to keep true when drawing myself all cartoony, but this is basically as realistic as you’re going to get.

I’m not a fan of sharing my real face online, which I’m assuming that is what you were getting at, but maybe that’ll change one day? Who knows. For now, this is all I can give you guys.

anonymous asked:

I don't think I'm romance repulsed persay? or at least not as bothered by it as other romance repulsed people. but like when ever I see characters (real actors more then animated ones) make out I feel kind of unnerved and sick. It really freaks me out sometimes. I can handle quick kisses on screen but if it lingers too long I feel ill..

My repulsion is so weird. I adore romance in fiction and sometimes just at a distance, but real life PDA and the threat of it coming for me makes me feel sick. Basically, repulsion works differently for different people.

it’s amazing how parents have the ability to ruin your day and self-worth completely with one 15 min phone call wow

When all your friends are posting pics with their significant other for Valentine’s Day but you’re still single

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Jamie & Claire + snow

  • Freed: *Looks up* Oh, look. Mistletoe.
  • Laxus: *Has mass internal freakout over whether or not they should kiss and the fact that they might actually kiss*
  • Laxus: Oh yeah, so there is...
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anonymous asked:

As a queer girl, how do i get men to Leave Me Alone. like, you're flawless and can probably rebuff them with a Look but i'm just a small town gay and also can't really tell men flirting with me at work to fuck off. basically how did you gain your patented 'how dare you talk to me' aura.

so you know how there are tumblr posts where it’s just like 

person 1: “long explanation of a thing no one cares about”

person 2: “……….anyway”

you need to always inhabit the mindset of person 2. you don’t have to tell anyone to fuck off when you just treat their flirting as though it could not possibly inconvenience you more. keep your head high and sometimes raise your eyebrows ever so slightly, like you’re barely humoring a bad magician. broadcasting disinterest is incredibly easy, you just have to keep yourself from worrying about making things awkward. you can get a lot of mileage out of not smiling. 

make it a habit, and one day you too can be a lesbian who dismisses men at bars from her presence like a gay cleopatra 

“Newt and I will take care of you” YES YOU WILL, TINA. YOU WOULD SO WELL.
A world in which Crewtina is a thing and it fits in with canon and everything is great and Credence is loved and Tina and him are the mother hens of their favorite reckless noodle man.
Our Fantastic Newt and How to Keep Him Safe.

Thanks to @artistefish I am LIVING for InuKag once more. Like, I always am, but it’s a burning fire right now. I’m really grateful, since I’ve been lacking the passion (but never the love!) lately. I am enthralled with her 90s High school AU SO MUCH I can’t even… ahhhhh! I’m getting nostalgic for all things pre-teen me used to love, and even made a playlist of old songs I used to listen to when I was younger and there was nothing but love for Inuyasha in my heart. I didn’t have a lot of time to work on this, but I had to throw something together to express my adoration for this AU and this artist/writer that I’ve admired for so long now. 

PART 1  PART 2  PART 3  PART 4  PART 5  PART 6 

(non-linear, just random time stamps of fun loving president pkane and his adorkable stoic assistant jtoews)

Patrick’s spent the day constantly in motion. He’s afraid if he stops for a second, everything will catch up to him and he might have a breakdown. It’s Election Day and he’s only a few hours away from possibly becoming the next President of the United States.

He’s also spent the whole day as close to Jonny as possible. He won’t let the man out of his sight. It gets so bad that Jonny can’t even fulfill his assistant duties like answering calls or running errands because Patrick’s clutching his bicep half of the time.

All of Patrick’s loved ones are with him by the end of the night. Most of the polls are close and once the west coast states start getting called, it’s a done deal.

When news networks start calling it, Patrick reaches over for Jonny’s hand and gives it a squeeze before he’s bombarded with hugs from his family and Sharpy and has to let go.

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Formula for a ship tease:

☑ Beautiful girl with long hair and an impressive talent in music

☑ Grows close to the protagonist, who offers them support through an oddly-worded speech

☑ Returns the favor by low-key insulting them as a form of affection

  • Silver: [during the final battle] James, will you marry me?
  • Flint: [dripping with blood] I don't think now's the best time, John.
  • Silver: GODDAMMIT JAMES NOW MAY BE THE ONLY TIME I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR
  • Flint: Jesus Christ [shoots a guy in the face] Ed! Marry us!
  • Blackbeard: [ploughing three guys at once] I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT
  • Blackbeard: [hanging from a mast] DEARLY BELOVED WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY [falls]
  • Flint: FOR FUCKS SAKE John Silver, do you take me to be your husband?
  • Silver: I do.
  • Flint: [stabs someone] GREAT
  • [fight sequence in which Silver saves Flint twice]
  • Silver: James McGraw, do you take me to be your husband, in sickness and in health, [saves Flint again] with health being less likely?
  • Flint: [smirking like a bitch] I do.
  • Blackbeard: [punching Woodes Rogers in the face] AS CAPTAIN, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU...
  • [ship sinking]
  • Flint: [decapitates a man] SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE FUCKING—
  • Blackbeard: HUSBAND AND HUSBAND [firing guns aimlessly in the air] YOU MAY NOW KISS—
  • [Jack screaming]
  • Blackbeard: ...YOU MAY KISS... [falls overboard]
  • Anne Bonny: [hanging from a sail throwing knives] JUST FUCKING KISS

anonymous asked:

Random question: Is it a faux pas to ask cosplayers if they used a store bought pattern? I'm not very good at drafting a pattern from scratch, so whenever I see an amazing cosplay I always hope that they found an existing pattern that they can share. But could that be seen as insulting to a cosplayer if they spent hours and hours drafting the pattern themselves? Would they get angry at someone for assuming they just used a store bought pattern?

Drafting a pattern on your own is more rare than you think. I would say most cosplayers use store bought patterns. At least at first. This isn’t like asking if they bought their costume.

If anyone gets offended by you looking for information or asking for a pattern, chances are they don’t have many other issues in their life and they would be the rude one for acting poorly. 

I would say feel free to ask! And if they make a stink eye and go “I drafted it myself nyehhhh.” Just put on a Chris Pratt smile and go “WOW THATS AMAZING thats incredible! I was just hoping to have a chance to get mine to look like that. But thats so cool, how did you learn to do that?”