basically

  • what she says:im fine
  • what she means:imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.

anonymous asked:

tbh i still think elise and natasha are probably pretty good friends? i dont think any of their interactions were fake even if they did do a lot of stuff together for carmilla publicity. maybe the gaywomenchannel will release more interviews and stuff with them together once almost adults is closer to coming out? who knows! i know theyre both pretty busy with life and tons of jobs tho

So basically in this “Games of Thrones - Greek Edition” Greece is like the Starks.

Let the Rains of Castamere start playing as we get beheaded and shot down. Burn our homes to the ground. Kill half of our family gruesomely and send the rest of them running with nothing in exile. Those that will survive will become bloodthirsty or will constantly get abused and raped.

Winter is Coming and the South will never forget.

Teen Wolf Fans ATM...
  • What they say:I'm fine
  • What they mean:WHY IN THE LIVING HELL IS LYDIA IN THE MENTAL INSTITUTION AND WHAT THE HECK HAPPENS TO HER PACK? WHO THE FLAPPER IS THE GUY WITH THW BIG BLUE CLAWS AND WHY DOESNT HE GET A SECOND CHANCE? WHO THE FRICKY FRACK ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WONT GIVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE AND HAVE A BODY IN A TANK? WHO IS THEO AND IS HE BAD?! WHY DOES MOMMA MACALL SLAP FATHER STILINSKI?! WHAT HAPPENED TO STILES AND WHERE THE HELL IS MALIA? WHY DOES KIRA LOOK LIKE SHES JUST SEEN SCOTT KISS ANOTHER GIRL WHEN SHE GETS INTO THE CAR? WHAT THE HELLY PELLY DID SCOTT DO? MY HEART IS BROKEN BECAUSE HE ADDED A.A!! I AM NOT OK. I WONT BE.I NEED ANSWERS

IF YOU ARE AN UBER DRIVER NEVER ASK SOMEONE IN YOUR CAR OUT ON A DATE!!!! as soon as you do the person who is riding with you really has no option but to say yes as they are in your car and at your fucking mercy. There is nothing more more scary than feeling like if I piss you off, I am already in your car I have nowhere to go. Yes, I will give you my number if you are my Uber driver, but no, I will never call you back. I only gave you my number because I was in your car and I didn’t want the ride back to be awkward and scary.

Just don’t do that.

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