basic kpop

Some Kpop groups in a nutshell
  • <p> <b>Super Junior:</b> old school legends, no one can compare. Loyal af fans, still stan them after Hyukjae's bad eyebrow era and all the scandals. Kings of hosting shows. Literally it's just Heechul holding down the fort and exposing everyone he can while everybody else gets their military service done. #justiceforSungmin #makeSiwonCEOofSM<p/><b>Big Bang:</b> kpop kings, basically carved the way for third generations. Were hella problematic sometimes but tbh who hasn't. G-Dragon could literally sing about crayons and make a music video with TOP while they pee on each other and still top the charts....oh wait, he did. Daesung out here setting the beauty standards for everyone in s. Korea. #getTaeyangashirt #makeSeungriCEOofYG<p/><b>SHINee:</b> kpop princes, but everyone and their mom knows they're kings. It's just 4 proud moms taking care of their sonshine, Lee Taemin. They don't attend variety shows, variety shows attend them. Out here roasting everybody including themselves, and every producer is scared to have them guest tbh. Vocals out of this world, get ready to be blessed. #shineeorpinee #whereisJonghyun'skazoo<p/><b>Infinite:</b> invented synchronized choreography. Hella supportive of each other and will probably jump off a cliff if Woohyun suggested it. Tbh no one knows what's going on in Dongwoo's head, but it's all good bc he's the resident happy virus. Only the members are allowed to pick on their leader, they'll bite your head off if you do. Still one of the most underrated groups, it's insane. #redchilipepperpaste #kingsofsychronization<p/><b>EXO:</b> just a single mom raising her 8 kids after a tragic breakup. There are two types of fans: ot12 China line forever & everyone is gay for each other. Still waiting on Baekhyun to adopt us all. Everyone suffers when EXO isn't promoting. Always fighting something/are angsty in their MV's ??? #lipstickchateau #yixingcomehome<p/><b>BTOB:</b> legit the most extra group ever. Besties with Vixx, Ilhoon was probably a love child between Minhyuk and Hakyeon. A member can fit his whole fist in his mouth, and the other can break a whole watermelon with his head...don't test them. Have the most amazing ballad songs but are always underrated. #Peniel'swalltwerk #stopChangsub<p/><b>VIXX:</b> concept kings, there isn't a single thing they couldn't pull off. We were all baptized by Hakyeon's dancing. Have the best relationship with their fans, even wrote a song about Starlights. Call Ravi if you wanna make a cute diss track about your enemy. Possibly might be the epitome of contradiction, you're gonna have whiplash after every comeback. #whereisLeo'ssolo #KenVi4life<p/><b>BTS:</b> actually are hella cool once you get past the problematic fans. Massive headaches are all you're gonna experience after trying to figure out the meaning of a music video. Buddies who watch porn together, stay together. They go so hard on their choreography ?? Shook. The true definition of "started from the bottom now we're here" #gucciislove #gucciislife<p/><b>Topp Dogg:</b> could probably rule the third generation of kpop if they weren't so underrated. They have nothing to do but go around and kiss men's lips all day. Peppero embasadors. Titty Boyz. Fans are loyal af, and probably have one of the cutest fan names ever. They're each others biggest shippers, probably. #hanjooruinedme #WOW<p/><b>Got7:</b> if you thought btob was bad, you're gonna have a stroke. Dab7. Diversity at its finest. Always needing to be in trend and act hip, just don't let Bambam near the aux cord. Besties with probably every group out there. Stop taking off your shirt literally no one cares ???? No cucumbers. #EEEEEAAAAZZY. #welcometoYoungjae'sclass<p/><b>Monsta X:</b> were so awkward around each other during No.Mercy but are now the best of besties. Everyone wants to know what Changkyun is thinking. Shownu, please drop that screamo album. Someone is always screaming at some point and no one knows why. Hyungwon is on his way to becoming an international meme/runway model. #pepewho? #bringwonhosomenoodles<p/><b>Day6:</b> not the Fandom name we wanted, but it's the one we deserve. It's just jae trying to westernize his 4 meme kids, while also attempting to teach them the meaning of life: Bob. Everyone is shook now that JYP finally knows what to do with them. Tough love with father jae, but he totally doesn't hate the second maknae. #lobsterforjae #wonpildumbasalways<p/><b></b> lmao don't be offended by any of this bc I literally have no life so u have nothing to be offended about<p/></p>
  • Jungkook: *holds the door open for Yugyeom* After you.
  • Yugyeom: No, after you.
  • Jungkook: No, you.
  • Yugyeom: I insist, after you.
  • Yoongi: *pushes past both of them* After me.
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Mean Girls, Seventeen edition: Who are the plastics? They’re teen royalty. If Pledis was Ceci Magazine, they would always be on the cover. Plan V + My Angel

How to be a good KPOP fan

Step 1: learn how to RESPECT other fandoms and groups

Step 2: DO NOT INVADE IDOLS PRIVACY 

Step 3: REMEMBER they are humans too

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Mark:</b> haechan can yo-<p/><b>Haechan:</b> ew stop talking to me<p/><b>Haechan later that day:</b> *opens his Mark fanacc* Mark Lee, born on the 2nd day of August year 1999, the love of my life, my soulmate, my sunshine, my favourite long ass rider-<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
what a twice fan’s bias says about them

nayeon: gay

jeongyeon: hella gay, like so strongly attracted to their own gender

momo: very possibly the gayest fans in the fandom, they may or may not get it from their bias

sana: might be the type to say they’re ‘kinda gay’ or ‘a little bit gay’ but is actually deep down 847% gay af, this world has seen very few people who are gayer than sana-biased fans and they aren’t fooling anyone

jihyo: also gay + appreciates kickass high notes

mina: gay as well

dahyun: gay

chaeyoung: gay and probably smol too

tzuyu: straight…. i’m kidding.

Jungkook: Hyung, you’re so nice and I love you

Jin: Awe thank-…why are you being nice to me?

Jungkook: [nonchalantly] Because you’re going to die soon [shrugs]

Jin: [chokes] WHAT!? Why do you say that?

Jungkook: Because…you’re like, OLD

Jin: I’m…I’M NOT OLD I’M ONLY 24!

Jungkook: Exactly

A little rant, since it has become a habit for some.

Is it really so hard to not say something harsh and discouraging to an idol on Vlive? I mean, I get that you have the right to say whatever you want to and you don’t consider it your business how your words can be taken.

But…really.

What’s wrong with being nice and polite to an already busy person taking time out of his packed schedule to try and connect with you? I mean, yeah. You didn’t force them to do so.

But…really.

Can’t you just, I don’t know, maybe take a break from being an entitled sh*t who thinks that idols are properties and that you can say whatever you want to them because they owe you for being a fan? I mean, yeah. It isnt your fault that they are ‘too sensitive’.

But…really.

Don’t you understand that they are already always under pressure to 'look good’ and that, for them, comments about how they haven’t achieved that 'look’ means they have failed their goal? I mean, yeah. They are celebrities and that they should develop thick skin.

But…really.

Would you tell your friend, whom you know is on a strict diet, that they gained weight? Would you tell your coworker, whom you know is trying to get a promotion, that they are far from getting it to their face? Would you tell your roommate, whom you know is trying to eat healthier, that his efforts are futile? You wouldn’t right?

But, I guess you would if you don’t know what tact means.

Tl;Dr

Be nice to them. Try it. It isnt exactly hard to do.

Okay. That’s it. Done.

EXO'rDIUM In México

1. Junmyeon said we were on their top 3 concerts.

2. They remembered the song “Sabor a mi” but they just performed a little verse because EXO-L start to sing along with them.

3. During Transformer the sound stop but we kept singing and they kept dancing. However they decide to start all over again saying that this has never happend to them before.

4. Junmyeon said we were crazy, but then he said EXO were crazy too.

5. They promised to return on their next tour.

6. They said to the upper zones that they look like little stars.