basedmagnezone

basedmagnezone replied to your post: There are so many things I don’t understand about dicks.

Such as?

LIKE HOW DOES IT MOVE BY ITSELF WHEN IT’S ERECT???

CAN YOU DO THAT VOLUNTARILY???

LIKE, CAN GUYS JUST WILLFULLY MOVE THEIR PENISES???

And like…what’s it feel like??? Just…fleshy??? Or like…velvety??? 

And do you feel pee flowing through the whole thing, or just through the tip?????

THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS THAT KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT!!!

basedmagnezone replied to your post: basedmagnezone replied to your post: There are so…

HAHAHAHAHHA oh my god…well there’s a tendon in there so yeah the penis can be moved consciously. It’s not really velvety, pretty average. You can kinda feel pee through the whole thing? I never really thought about it.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU SERIOUS??? IT CAN BE MOVED???? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude. Zach. I’m totally spazzing right now. You should SEE my face. It just took everything I had to not scream out loud. Holy SHIT! That’s SO FUCKING COOL!!!! That’s like, having a tail!!! Except it’s on the opposite side of the body, and totally isn’t a tail at all, but OH MY GOD!!!!! I can’t even imagine. Like, I try to imagine having a tail and it doesn’t work in my head. So I mean I can’t even fathom being able to move a dick. Like….omg. That is the most amazing piece of information I have heard all year.

I am so impressed by dicks now.