I read your Athena and Dionysus headcanons and really liked them. If you don't mind, could you do headcanons for a child of Apollo and Athena?
Okay so I am pretty much just going to describe my and Raviv’s friendship because I am a daughter of Athena and Raviv is a daughter of Apollo and no matter how much Raviv denies it we we’re p much platonically dating we literally had an argument about this at lunch like honestly we’d make such a great couple #goals but Raviv thinks she would murder me
Athena kid is basically just a walking encyclopedia and knows the answer to almost any question thrown at them.
“Why are black cats considered unlucky?”
“Well, within Europe during medieval times, there was the folklore and
belief that witches could turn into black cats at night, and some held the belief that they were simply servants of witches. Due to the overwhelming amounts of Christianity and the era of prosecution, witches, and therefore black cats, are often viewed as very negative creatures,”
“Thanks, you just saved my English homework”
Apollo kid constantly trying to get the Athena kid into musicals and cool tv shows and the Athena kid just being like ‘ugh no my heart can only deal with so much fandom’
Athena kid ends up liking those fandoms like a year later
Athena kid is over-the-top smart and can do any math equation thrown at them but cannot for the life of them figure out riddles
“They’re so easy!”
“I loathe them with all of the burning passion in my soul”
“How can you like Calculus but not like riddles?”
Constantly bickering and butting heads at pretty much everything
“I don’t care if it’s the original Shakespearean pronunciation of Hecate. We are not Shakespearean!”
“I”m just saying if you want to be accurate when you’re acting in this play you wouldn’t pronounce it the Greek way.”
“WE ARE GREEK.”
But constantly resolving these issues in under five minutes and back to being lovey-dovey and adorable in a flash.
A constant almost annoying barrage of ‘babes’ everywhere and holding hands
Athena kid is angry and bitter about life and Apollo kid is chill about life.
“Did you do the homework?”
“Oh, we had homework?”
“I’m so angry at that Ares kid for tALking to me that early in the morning. Should I tie his laces together before he climbs the lava wall?”
“JESUS what the hell calm down he just told you that your shirt was inside out”
“I’m so salty about-”
“Literally everything. Yes, I know. Now, get over here and hold hands with me asshole.”
Both of them are really loud and loudness+arguing=people vacating from rooms they are in.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN’T LIKE THE FIFTH HARRY POTTER BOOK”
“I MEAN THAT I DIDN’T LIKE THE FIFTH HARRY POTTER BOOK”
“YOU WANNA FIGHT”
“YEAH LET’S GO”
This results in the two of them play slapping each other and sissy-fighting for about 30 seconds before they get tired.
“I’ll still love you even if you’re a traitor to this fandom”
Cuddling up and watching TV shows does not end well because the Athena kid just cannot let that go.
“thaT’S NOT HOW YOU DISPOSE OF A FIREARM! Especially after murdering so many people!”
“It’s a small town! They’re not going to check the lake! … I know I’m going to regret asking this but how DO you dispose of a gun after murdering someone?”
“WELL first you wouldn’t just CHUCK the thing COVERED in DNA and fingerprints A FOOT INTO A LAKE. First-” *launches into detailed explanation of how to correctly clean a firearm and dispose of it*
So, I tend to make a lot of jokes about me being some sorta King/Queen (Example: "I am the king of this house.") so I was wondering if you know any gender-neutral versions of King/Queen or should I stick with calling myself King?
Your Majesty; neutral, a way of addressing royalty.
Quing; queer, mix of King and Queen.
Caln; queer, created word based on the K/Q sound of King and Queen.
Prin; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
Prinxe; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
Princet; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
Princette; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
Princev; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
Princen; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
Princus; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
Your Highness; neutral, a way of addressing royalty.
Heir; neutral, refers to future monarchy.
Princex; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending, POC-coined and POC exclusive.
Lairde; queer, based on the sound of La in Lady and rd in Lord.
Layde; queer, based on the sound of La in Lady and rd in Lord.
Liege; neutral, term of address for a Lord/Lady.
Suzerain; neutral, a feudal equivalent of Lord/Lady.
Potentate; neutral, a Latin word for someone in power.
you know i always thought it was a bit odd how people who are in love with the word
and proudly identify as that refuse to allow the word lesbian the same kind of treatment.
they’ll go on and on about the history of the word
and how it’s important to let people identify as that, and how it should never be censored and called a slur despite it’s history but the moment they see hardships involved with the word lesbian it becomes “its a dirty sex word what do you expect :/” and so much shaming/dismissing over the idea of ever trying to reclaim it.
i see so much “well just use a different word” in response to lesbians venting over the censorship and sexualization of their identity from the q*eer community. i see so much people who identify as
q*eer acting as if lesbian is a dirty word that should never be used. it just sucks and i don’t understand how people who go “my identity isn’t a slur uwu” will in the next breath go “well maybe you shouldnt call yourself a l*sbian if you want to be treated like a human being :/ “