baseball dog

Our Albums of the Year

Kate:
1. Touché Amore- Stage Four
2. You Blew It!- Abendrot
3. Blink 182- California
4. The Hotelier- Goodness
5. Fossil Youth- A Glimpse Of Self Joy


Nate:
1. Pinegrove- Cardinal
2. Modern Baseball- Holy Ghost
3. Slaughter Beach, Dog- Welcome
4. PUP- The Dream Is Over
5. Moose Blood- Blush

@askhomerungirl:

I-I’m so sorry, this is so sudden but I’ve been meaning to give you this gift! It’s…not much but I hope you like it.

//inside the gift is a: A sitting down hyperactive looking dog with a baseball under their paws.

Something feels a bit off… Maybe it’s just me but…

i just unfollowed EVERYONE

ok anyways. i need blogs to follow. hmu and like this if you like and reblog any of these things

pop punk

emo music

animal crossing: new leaf

pokemon

lgbtq+ stuff

roller derby

memes

dogs

animals in general

veganism (i’m not one yet, working on it)

parks and rec

greys anatomy

intersectional feminism

All I can hope for is for you to get better, because all I can take is no more. I’ll hide where I can, away from you and your friends, leaking tears over beers once again.

I wanna hit 800 followers by valentines day
Im gonna tag my interests
Follow me if you dig my blog 💕
I almost always follow back
I love making new friends and i love telling my story
A few things about me:
Im pop punk trash, i have hella tattoos, stretched lobes, i believe in aliens, i fucking love watching youtube, im an aspiring twitch streamer (60 followers in a week lmaooo im shit)
I smoke weed, medicinally
I have a betta fish named blooregard q kazoo and a snail named gary
I have ptsd and depression so i tend to be emo af but im always here for anyone to talk to
My blog is SOMETIMES nsfw but nothing like porn gifs (i have a porn blog for that)
I post personal things and anything from memes to weird art to aliens
Yo if you follow me ill check out your blog and possibly follow back
Im thirsty af for new friends and cute girls to follow
Thanks for reading 💕💕
And if any of my followers reblog ill love you bc youre the real mvp

anonymous asked:

47

“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”

“Stiles, what the hell is this?”

Stiles made his way to the bedroom to see what Derek was talking about.

“Explain,” Derek said, holding up a dog-shaped baseball jersey.

“Dog clothes obviously.”

“Obviously,” Derek rolled his eyes. “Except dogs don’t wear clothes and we don’t have a dog so why is this on our bed?”

“Uh because I-“

“Spit it out Stiles.”

“It’s for you?” Stiles said, nervously rubbing his hand over the back of his neck.

Stiles swore he heard Derek growl a little when his eyes flashed.

“Stiles,” he said through his fangs.

“Okay so listen. I know you’re not a dog and you hate dog jokes and yes I know you’re a wolf but this jersey is for big dogs and it would totally fit you perfectly if you were in your wolf form and I thought it would be cute and now I can see your claws are still out and oh god please don’t kill me I love you,” Stiles said as he let out a big breath.  

Much to his surprise, Derek put the teeth and the claws away.

“Fine. But I swear to God if you take pictures and share them I’ll shred the jersey up,” Derek huffed.

Stiles watched as his boyfriend took off his clothes, not having time to appreciate the view in front of him before Derek shifted into his full wolf.

Stiles picked the jersey up off the bed, waiting for Derek to approach him.

“I love you so much for this Derek honestly. You have no idea how much I appreciate this.”

Stiles knelt down, wrapping the jersey around Derek and buttoning it around his stomach. He stood back up, admiring his work.

“Oh Der, you look so cute hold on okay?”

Stiles fumbled around on the bed, trying to find his phone.

“Ha got it! Okay please don’t kill me for this,” Stiles said before bringing the phone up to take a few pictures of Derek.

Before he knew it, Derek had shifted back and he was chasing him around the house.

“I promise I won’t post the pictures anywhere,” Stiles laughed as he jumped over the couch.

He was a little upset about the torn jersey but who cares. He totally had photographic evidence of this and he planned on keeping it forever.

A man walks into a bar with his dog.

A man walks into a bar with his dog.

“This is a talking dog. If this dog can answer my questions, who will buy me a drink?” he asks.

“You can have one on the house,” the bartender says.

The man turns to his dog. “What goes on the top of a house?”

Dog: Roof.

Man: “What does tree bark feel like?”

Dog: Rough.

Man: “Who is the greatest baseball player ever?”

Dog: Ruth.

The bartender is clearly annoyed and snaps at the man. “That’s enough. You and your dog, get out.”

After the man and the dog are thrown out, the dog looks sadly at his owner. “Should I have said DiMaggio?”

so cause all my irl friends were inconsiderate jerks about my mental illness and stuff I no longer have any friends at all so I would very much appreciate if anybody who likes similar things as me would want to strike up a conversation because I would love to meet some nice people!!!

Haaaa, I’m so very bad at not overdoing. Heh.

To be fair, I was pacing myself rather well (for once) when it became rather obvious I was being followed. I even sent Qrow a text of the man’s description (huzzah for paranoia). I ended up sprinting two blocks home when I had planned a cooldown. Needless to say, I’m safe, but my legs will most certainly protest tomorrow.

In the meantime, more vodka.

A man walks into a bar with his dog.

A man walks into a bar with his dog.

“This is a talking dog. If this dog can answer my questions, who will buy me a drink?” he asks.

“You can have one on the house,” the bartender says.

The man turns to his dog. “What goes on the top of a house?”

Dog: Roof.

Man: “What does tree bark feel like?”

Dog: Rough.

Man: “Who is the greatest baseball player ever?”

Dog: Ruth.

The bartender is clearly annoyed and snaps at the man. “That’s enough. You and your dog, get out.”

After the man and the dog are thrown out, the dog looks sadly at his owner. “Should I have said DiMaggio?”