(as told by my astronomy prof, and I don’t bother to fact check because it’s too fucking great). My people are assholes and I am so proud.
so. the Moon has seas, those splashes of the darker basalt rock. and as we had no problems seeing them, they all have nice sounding Latin names, Sea of Tranquility, Ocean of Cries, etc.
the far side of the Moon, however, we haven’t seen much of. and the general consensus of the International Astronomical Union was that if someone were to fly over, take pictures and discover another sea, it has to be named after a state of mind, following the pattern.
and so it happened, that in 1959 a Soviet probe was the first one to fly over, take pictures and discover exactly one sea on the far side. and what do they do? they name it Mare fucking Moscoviense. the Sea of Moscow. (and all the possible landmarks - after Soviet cosmonauts).
this is the closest one can get to drawing a dick among the stars in real life.
of course, there is a scandal. the IAU gets together for a yearly conference in Paris or wherenot and tries to figure out how to live on.
and their solution is the most elegant ‘now go fuck yourself with that dick’ I ever came across.
they decided to acknowledge Moscow as a state of mind.
so if you were ever looking for a scientific justification to say “I feel so moscow” you now have it.
The Palermo Stone
is actually two stones belonging to a series of seven stone fragments from a
broken stele once known as the Royal Annals of The Old Kingdom of Ancient
Egypt. The former stele contained a list of Egyptian kings from the First
Dynasty through to the Fifth Dynasty and noted significant events during each
The 7 stones are divided amongst several museums between
Egypt, England, and Italy and all 7 are colloquially referred to as “The
Palermo Stone,” after one of the more important fragments was analyzed; fragments
that were held in the Antonio Salinas Regional Archaeological Museum in
Analysis of the stone reveals it is likely basalt, given its
density, its colour, and the basic appearance of the carvings on the stone
itself. The original stele itself is estimated to have been about 60 cm high
and 2 meters wide, which are somewhat strange dimensions for a stele as usual
the aspect ratio is reversed in that steles are typically taller than they are
The stone itself has carved onto it hieroglyphic text
running right to left on both the front and back of the fragment. In a mere 6
lines the stone records a series of kings across the first to fifth dynasties,
the years of their rule, some of their names, and even the means by which they
came to power where appropriate. Interestingly it also includes information on
how much the Nile flooded in a given year, festival information, and details on
everything from taxes to warfare to architecture.
Of the 7 fragments, not one was discovered with any
archaeological context, which is to say none were discovered on archaeological
digs. Rather, all of the stones were purchased from antiquities markets and
auctions, or directly from private collectors. And more interesting still is that
it was only over the course of a mere 25 years, that the 3 aforementioned museums
in Italy, England, and Egypt bought up the stones from these sources.
Further confusing things is that despite being part of the
same stele, most of the fragments were found no where near one another. One,
for example, is cited as having come from Memphis, while another from Middle
In any case, the Palermo stone(s) are the oldest historical texts
that have survived from Ancient Egypt and are a pivotal source of information
on the Old Kingdom in Egyptian studies, providing invaluable data such as names
that were never otherwise recorded. Moreover, it’s currently believed that the
ancient historian Manetho may have used the intact stele to write his book on
the history of Egypt in the 3rd century BCE (titled Aegyptiaca), and
his book corresponds to some of the excerpts we can gather from the fragments.
As with so many ancient finds, there is controversy
surrounding the fragments. There are questions of whether or not they are
genuine, for one. For two, some believe that the fragments did not all come
from the same stele, but rather different copies of the original stele. Some go
as far to say the fragments are all later copies or replicas of an “original
Royal Annals stele” that was destroyed and had to be reconstructed by memory.
But these questions of validity are as difficult to legitimize as the questions
of authenticity, and must merely sit in the back of our minds as we look to
these stones for information on the Old Dynasties of Egypt.
Calcite is one of the most common minerals in the world. It is the main component of limestone, marble, tufa, travertine, chalk and oolites. It also forms marl when mixed with clay. Most calcite forms in masses and aggregates, but crystals do form in hydrothermal veins, alpine fissures, and pockets in basalt and other rocks. There are over 300 kinds of calcite and the calcite group also includes magnesite, rhodochrosite, siderite and smithsonite.
felsic and mafic–terms for two extremes of silica content of igneous rock.
Felsic rocks tend to be lighter in color and lighter in weight. Granite is a good example of a felsic rock, while basalt is an example example of a heavy, black, mafic rock.
Igneous rocks are those
formed directly from the cooling of volcanic magma as opposed to those such as
sedimentary and metamorphic rock that would have undergone further changes.
The two terms were coined in the early 20th century from the predominant components of the two types of igneous rock.
Felsic from feldspar and silicates. Mafic from magnesium and ferric (that is, iron containing).
Gjáin Gorge are located in Þjórsárdalur Valley (Thjorsardalur), in the heart of South Iceland, on the outskirts of the southern Highlands
Gjáin Gorge is a great example of the contrasts of Icelandic nature. Amidst the old lava fields of the southern Highlands is this work of nature, beautiful waterfalls, columnar basalt rock, ponds and peaceful springs.
This is only one of many small but beautiful waterfalls there. This place can still be considered a hidden treasure and while I was there I only saw 5 other people