BLUE: you are classic merchandise. you rush into things and try your hardest to make a good impression. you’re in high-demand, especially now that schools are banning you. you’re an underachiever and proud of it
GREEN: you are just as good as green but less well-known. you show up at a burger king as a toy or a shirt that slipped through quality control but you seem to be trying. you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t
ORANGE: you are canon and have the most authority. you’ve seen it all and done it all. the long run has tired you out but why not enjoy the ride? run that sucker into the ground. amen.
PURPLE: you probably only appeared in a couple places. you are the rarest bart and therefore the most valuable. the whole world should be eating your shorts
(Disclaimer: Since some have difficulty separating fiction from reality, I would not do this inrl or ingame.. so dont get your knickers in a knot.”. Also, I had to use a reference of homer & bart for that bottom one xD)