A Bardsday celebration:
Me: Happy Bardsday, Birthday, Deathday Will!!!!!!
Here a cake in memory of one of your plays to celebrate the occaision!
Will: Much obliged,just one question Jane….
Will: Which play? Macbeth?
Me: Might be.
Will: Romeo and Juliet? Caesar and you ran out of knives? Hamlet? Anthony and Cleopatra?
Me: Good guesses all of them.
Will: You’re not gonna tell me?
Me: You have only yourself to blame, you stabbed the whole bunch.
Will:*Sighs* Do I at least get my cake now?
Me: Sure sweetie
Will: Just.. Why do I only get only 4 candles? It is my 400th deathday after all!
Me: Use your imagination! Each burns as bright as 100!
Will: But thesee are still only 4…
Me: Excuse me! Weren’t we supposed to see the armies of England and France at the Globe?
Will: The rest is silence *stuffs himself with cake*
(P.S. Don’t tell tell him his first guess was right)
Will: I knew it!
Me: Shut up and eat.