Things I often have to tell people

Harley Quinn is smart and badass, stop calling her a dumb bimbo slut who can’t fight. I will fight you.

THE ROBINS ARE NEEDED! Batman is a person too you know! He needs company that a. isn’t like his dad and b. isn’t someone he’ll shag for a week and then ditch. The Robins are his children and keep him human. Same with the Batgirls.

Barbra Gordon is amazing and you should respect her. She kicked more ass than you when she became Oracle due to the Joker crippling her lets not talk about what she could do as Batgirl.

Joker and Harleys relationship is super abusive. So is Ivy’s relationship with her.

AQUAMAN SHOULD BE FEARED. He can control sealife. He could literally drop a whale on your head or chuck piranha at you like throwing stars. He has a trident that has magic electrical powers that work underwater and one time he had a harpoon for an arm. Oh and he can also control water. Most things are made up of water including people. If Aquaman was a serial killer he could drown a person by putting all their water in their lungs and no one would be able to catch him.

‘Alfred is useless’ SO IS YOUR BRAIN APPARENTLY. Alfred is great and you need to shut the fuck up.

‘But all these ladies are whores look at the way they dress…’ more like look at the way the comicbook industry is terribly tailored to men and letting them see women as sexual objects. If it were up to me ladies would be wearing outfits that covered them but still looked badass. You can’t look badass wearing string ok. 

‘DC is too dark why can’t it be nice like Marvel???’ you have probably only looked at the movies and maybe played a game or two but like have you looked at the comics? They are supposed to be dark. 



Guys imagine if Tim started baseball before he became red robin when he was 14 or something and Dick Bruce Barbra Stephanie and Alfred would go watch him play and be super proud of him and Jason would screatly be watching from a roof top and would yell when the umpires called a strike or something and they all knew jason did it because they heard him yelling one time

“Come on come on …go go to first go to first ….YES God job Tim”
“WhAt ARE YOU BLIND THAT WAS NOT A STRIKE …….walk it of Tim that dumbass dosn’t know what he’s doing ”
“TAG HIM ……YES ….”
“YES WE WON !….good job Tim !!”


People think it’s an obsession. A compulsion. As if there were an irresistible impulse to act. It’s never been like that. I chose this life. I know what I’m doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn’t that day. And tomorrow won’t be either.