• Psychic: *reads Martin Skrtel's mind*
  • Martin: I can feel Giroud looking at my head if he fucking steps on it again I'll fucking murder him oh god Kolo's smiling at me look away how can he be so happy where the fuck is Dan if he was here we'd kill Costa great another corner why do they always kick the ball to me like I don't have enough problems defending for this club I gotta score too no wonder I'm bald with the fucking stress of having to keep saving their asses and there's James wearing my fucking armband it's not like I captained Slovakia to qualify for our first euro or anything I hate this club where's Barbora #YNWA
  • Psychic: What the fuck.