barbecue editing

“throw a shrimp on the barbie”

we’ve all heard this phrase before. usually said by someone trying to do an australian accent, “throw a shrimp on the barbie” is probably the best way to make someone sound as non-australian as possible. there’s a few issues with the sentence, so i’ll break it down and help you guys come up with a phrase that might actually be used by your real aussie character. 

1. shrimps =/= shrimps

it’s true! shrimps here are very different things from what you would call shrimps in, say, america. we would call those prawns. if your character is a bit fancy, they may refer to them by their specific type; tiger and king are the ones i’ve seen most commonly. here’s a visual comparison of australian-caught prawns and sad grey lumps american-caught shimp:

most australian shrimps are way too small to be worth catching, and the only ones we have here are imported from asia. it’s worthwhile noting that prawns and shrimps aren’t the only crustaceans we may eat. moreton bay bugs (not real bugs, obviously) and yabbies are two very australian crustaceans that would probably get you an approving nod from most australians if your aussie character mentioned them casually. yabbying is pretty common if you live around the murray river, so there’s potential to have a character mention they went yabbying there while camping (or something similar). 

also, we barbecue a lot of things. chicken, lamb, veggies and fish are all likely to be seen on a bbq. skewers, too, are very big. just throw cut-up pieces of meat and/or veggie onto the skewer and bam! delicious and good finger food.

2. we probably wouldn’t use the word throw

this is pretty minor, but it’s always bugged me. throw just has never seen like the natural word that i would use. you could just say put, or even chuck or toss. throw just seems…wrong? i spoke to a couple of friends about this and we all agreed that it just sounds a bit off. maybe it’s just been used in this phrase for so many years that we’re automatically repulsed by it. who knows?

3. they ain’t called barbies

here is my biggest issue with the sentence. barbie is not what we call them. if you’re inviting someone over, you’d say “hey, wanna come over for a barbecue?” (or however you’d phrase it). don’t use the word cookout either; that’s very american. if you’ve prepared some lovely yabbies on your bbq, then you might ask someone if they want grilled yabbies. you could also say barbecued for this. 

EDIT - a lot of people, especially people that live on the eastern coast are saying that they would use barbie. little differences from state to state are important, so thanks to yall who wrote in! yall are gems

so our final sentence could be “chuck the prawns on the grill” which sounds way better and more authentic than the original. i hope you guys learnt something from this. go out and make your aussies free of stereotypes!

 - jay