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“I am a little hurt that he’s not here tonight. We had so much fun the last time. And it is surprising. You got a room full of reporters, celebrities, cameras, and he says no. Is this dinner too tacky for The Donald? What could he possibly be doing instead? Is he at home, eating a Trump Steak, tweeting out insults to Angela Merkel? There’s one area where Donald’s experience could be invaluable, because Trump knows a thing or two about running waterfront properties into the ground. That’s probably enough. I’ve got more material. I don’t want to spend too much time on The Donald. Following your lead, I want to show some restraint. With that I just have two more words to say: Obama Out.”

Why do you have to say goodbye?

You have taught me to rise up, to know myself true to my skin color, true to my sexuality, true to my religion, my birthplace, my mother country.

You have taught me that a presidency is only good if you make it so. If you believe in the good of the American people and give them the means to be their best selves, and that is what makes you great.

Teach me how to say goodbye.