I was eating dinner with a large Italian family. One of them was the car salesman who I had talked to earlier that morning. His sister, aka my wife evidently, and I got so drunk that they kicked us out, so we went to the bar mitzvah down the street and stole the bar mitzvah boy.
Featuring: Jon Bovi, Drunk Uncle, Amy Poehler, Jimmy McMillan. Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy, Stefon, The girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party, Garth and Kat, and Jebidiah Atkinson!