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Okay, so I just did an impromptu half-assed leg wax too because I’m so lazy and can’t be bothered to make an appt, drive to the wax place and yadayada for an our hour out of my life and I’m also too anal to shave between waxes because it fucks up the works. Basically don’t look at my calves because I ran out of wax. I’m sure no one will notice.

Originally posted by gameraboy

Sugar bowl facts

After couple of years sugaring this is what I’ve observed regarding SD/SB sites

-what I’ve recently read and which is 100% accurate, anyone worth of knowing won’t be in such sites. Full. Stop.

-most of men that have profiles are in best case upper middle class guys. You won’t find a multimillionaire sitting behind his computer chasing girls online. Would you? I wouldn’t. Reality is all of true rich men have access to upscale bars, clubs, restaurants, country clubs, lounges where they can meet dozens of beautiful women, DAILY. In worst case he will book a girl trough established agency (his assistant will) if he is more of an introvert or has no time for socializing.

-top income on these site is NOT above 200k after taxes. And majority of those men are MARRIED, which means his wife has access to his cards/accounts and has knowledge of his financial behavior, do you think she won’t be suspicious if all of a sudden large amounts start missing from his account? Of course she will. Other are divorced with couple of kids, which means ALIMONY. So don’t expect mind blowing amounts spent on you.

-if he offers out of the blue 10k + apartment + car, most likely it is a SCAM. In order a man to be eligible for such spending on someone else his income should be at least 700-800k after taxes. In average, a man won’t spend more than 20% of his income on you. How do y'all think a man who earns 200k-300k will just drop half of his money on you? He also has daily/monthly/yearly expenses of his own. He’ll just go broke because of you? NO. Be realistic.

-there probably is one who is able to spend such amounts on you as mentioned above but finding him on these sites would be a pure luck. Like jackpot once in a blue moon.

-if he doesn’t discuss your allowance and what exactly he can offer in first few messages, he is probably not a legitimate SD, or just a Splenda most likely salt. A real SD knows the game. Don’t fall for that “make me a proposal/offer”. That’s BS.

-if he only offers to communicate via Skype he is almost sure a SCAM. Never settle for this type of communication, either he can video call via Viber or FaceTime. Say you don’t use Skype. Not negotiable.

-if he isn’t ready to provide his photos in first few exchanged texts, DROP him. There is no valid excuse for this. Unless he is on Forbes 100. Or running a Fortune 500 company. Which isn’t close to impossible. Always choose video call over exchanging photos. (What i recently witnessed was a man who sent me photos of a dead US businessman, he probably thought if we are from Europe I won’t know this) -luckily there is google image search

-ALWAYS and I repeat always try with google reverse image search. Also look up his number.

-if he refuses to tell you his full name there is a good reason behind it, a BAD one. Leave him.

-Under NO circumstances negotiate the sexual part of an arrangement, he exactly knows what he will be getting. You get the “dos and donts ” question, block him, real SD never asks such questions over the phone.

-make sure you discuss about his stated budget. Ask if those are his spending habits or he would be actually willing to spend that on you. Does that include only your allowance or it includes all of the monthly expenses he would have regarding you (e.g. Trips, dinners, gifts, shopping sprees etc)

-don’t be shy to ask anything you want to know prior to your meet, if you have any doubts or unclear stuff, ASK.

-if you are traveling/flying out to meet him make sure all of your transportation/flight tickets/hotel room is paid in full, IN ADVANCE, with email confirmation of the receipts which are NON REFUNDABLE. He can always cancel your hotel booking for example.

-if he asks you to fly out but to buy your own tickets and he’ll reimburse you when you meet, NEVER do this!!! Real SD would never ever propose such situation, or he will send you money prior to your meet so you can purchase it, if he doesn’t want it to be shown on his credit card.

-always bring your own money to a pot date, no matter if it’s just a coffee date or dinner or flying over to other city/country. Remember, he can walk out on you any time and leave you out to dry. Imagine if you don’t like him really and need to for example take another room, take your ticket earlier, take a taxi home etc, possibilities are endless. Make sure you are SAFE regarding funds.

-NEVER send more than 4 photos (2 showing your face and upper body and two showing your body from different angles/poses) any of these men asking for more are pic collectors. Whenever you can choose a video call over exchanging photos.

-if you meet him and he looks different than his photos LEAVE immediately. EVACUATE. Code RED. You think he is providing something substantial if he can’t even provide a proper photo of himself? NO.

-Never ever agree to unprotected sex. No excuses are valid enough. Even though you are in a long term arrangement he probably is seeing other women too. Unless he’ll provide you a STD check (HIV, HPV, HEP a, b, c too) not older than 48h prior to your rendezvous, from a clinic you personally chose. Medical checks, reports can be forged.

-make sure that you first get your end before giving him his part of the bargain. FIRST THE MONEY THEN THE HONEY. No peep shows, no trial periods, no compatibility checks. You see a meal you never tried in a restaurant, decided to order from the menu, you didn’t really like it, yet you still have to pay for it? YES.

-Do not fall for the first man that texts you, sugaring REQUIRES patience and practice.

-Do not settle for exclusivity unless all of your monthly expenses are fully covered plus there is spending money left, and enough for at least a month if he drops you out of the blue. Don’t think you will ever be his one and only.

-When he says NO DRAMA in his profile text that means no drama from you, not from him. No PROs or ESCORTs means he can’t afford one or he can’t afford to be screened, because he has something to hide - something BAD.

-if he is not able to meet in few days after your initial conversation he is most likely a TIME WASTER, or if he books you a ticket and not confirm two three days before the actual meet do not go, unless you want a free trip and have an interest of your own visiting that place.

-if he offers less than a 5* hotel accommodation, drop that cheap ass, he probably is just a SALT.

-when he states most important things for him are connection and affection he has no intention of compensating for your time.

-there is no UPPER age limits for being a sugar baby, you think he wouldn’t date J-Lo ? Yes he would but he can’t afford it! When guy says he prefers very young girls it’s because he knows they are easier to trick and have lack of experience.

-REMEMBER: if something is too good to be true it’s because it usually is. Don’t fall for words, SEEING is BELIEVING.

-if he somehow gets uncomfortable when getting a bill in the restaurant or makes comments on prices or starts making a face, never see him again, no real SD will make a comment over couple of bucks. If possible, check how much he tipped the waiter.

-if he says along the way he isn’t into luxury and prefers something more humble/down to earth, leave that mofo, YOU ARE a LUXURY.

-if he is too demanding compared to what he is providing, he is actually using you, do not fall for that (ask for way to many photos/text exchange etc)

Always keep this small reminder in your head.

Happy sugaring!!!


International Playboy
by Nakedsword

(at POSH Bar & Lounge)

Made with Instagram
Merry Christmas!

Hello! I know i haven’t been posting lately, mostly because of school and home life, but i still wanted to share a few pynch holiday fics. Here is my Christmas list from last year (x). Hope you all had a great Christmas, and i promise to post more :). 

The Party

The engineers of the Glendower Consulting Firm are on track for a classy Christmas Party. They didn’t expect the Cabeswater Lounge Bar to accidentally overbook them with a social centre/art consortium that will wreak havoc on their plans.
Adam Parrish definitely did not expect to meet someone at an office party gone wild.

“In the span of the next thirty minutes, it became evident that The Greywaren’s crew was there with the intent of bringing the house down and would hold no prisoner in their path.”

Snow Fever

Adam gets to spend his first Christmas at the Barns, only to find himself struck with a fever. The Lynch brothers and Opal still manage to fit all the stereotypical activity for a Christmas Eve night and make Adam better in the process

“Adam prided himself with having a high chance of surviving to worse weathers than the Virginian winters, with just a t-shirt and ratty jeans.

With this track record, being struck with the first fever of his last decade, on Christmas’ Eve, was utterly ridiculous.”

Home For The Holidays

Everyone comes home for Christmas, but Adam’s missed Ronan the most.

White Winter Hymnal

Adam and Ronan’s first Christmas together.

Home For Christmas

Adam and Ronan have Blue and Gansey over for Christmas.

…or a continuation of the Parrish-Lynch Family Christmas.

All I Want For Christmas

A Parrish-Lynch family Christmas. There’s presents, hot cocoa and a surprise in the barn.


Ronan waits impatiently for Adam to come back to the Barns for Christmas break and a whole lot of introspection happens in the process.

From Cabeswater, With Love

So, traditional Secret Santa rules aside, Adam was not aware that everyone was planning on getting him a gift anyways and passing it off as “no big deal” or “I bought it before we decided on Secret Santa” or “What the fuck Parrish I woke up with it in my hand chill out”.

there will be feasting and dancing

Adam’s first Christmas alone. Ronan’s second. Gansey worries, because he’s Gansey.


Hey thanks so much to everyone who has read this and I’m excited to keep writing about feysand cause they are amazing!!

Part 1 

Part 2

Chapter 3

I had left my bags in the room, which I was pleasantly surprised about because everyone knew Cassian had piss poor taste in choosing nice hotels. But everything was tastefully decorated and the sea view Cassian had gotten me was splendid. There was a note on my bed saying that Cassian and Azriel would be at the bar so I strolled through the hotel looking around for any signs that would lead me to my brothers.

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