Pictures of Banksy’s “Dismaland bemusement park” exhibit. It’s almost as fascinatingly bleak as Eurodisney.
MTV’s annual reminder of why you stopped watching MTV: The VMAs. Every year, MTV builds a giant, pulsating, retina-irritating thunderdome where the most exciting thing that could possibly happen is Miley Cyrus giving side-eye to Taylor Swift.
Rand Paul selling copies of the Constitution autographed (by Rand Paul) for $1,000 each. Anything signed by Rand Paul is, by definition, worthless. Rand Paul could sign a check for $1,000, and it still wouldn’t be worth $1,000.