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AU where Persons A and B are roommates and A is a vampire and doesn’t even hide it but B just thinks they’re joking all the time.

“Is that wine? Can I have a sip?”

“It’s blood.”

“Haha, whatever you say.”


“Where did you get these sweet fake fangs?”

“They’re real. I’m a vampire.”

“Sure you are, and I’m Bigfoot.”

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I made banners for you guys if you want to use them.

I actually don’t mind this at all, but I know people who really love drawing cute sibling fluff, and then get really incredibly annoyed when people reblog it and tag it with “f//ont//cest”

Although I don’t like it at all, it’s not something that annoys me when people do this (although granted this rarely happens to me at all so maybe that’s why it doesn’t bug me)

Nevertheless, if you have this problem please feel free to use these banners.

You add it as a second image when you upload your art. That way even if people delete your caption asking not to tag your art this way, the banner will still be there.

I hope it helps anyone having problems <3

(I added 2 more before submitting this as I realised maybe people would prefer papyrus or both bros in one banner.)

Tol and Smol things

the tol randomly lifting the smol and putting them down somewhere else like people do with babies and the smol being so confused like “why??????”

the smol being the perfect height for surprise tickle attacks because no one looks down so no one sees them coming

the tol using the smol as an armrest and the smol acts annoyed but secretly loves it

the smol just burrowing into the tol’s shoulder/chest when they hug and the tol resting their chin on the top of the smol’s head

the smol hiding behind the tol and literally no one can see them because they’re so smol or because the tol is so tol

the smol being a tiny little ball of energy and rage and constantly jumping around and threatening to fight people 

the tol being the one who has to calm down the smol and apologize when the smol says “fite me” to that five year old who took the last box of lucky charms in the store 

the tol giving the smol piggyback rides

the smol running full speed at the tol and barrelling into them but only succeeding in bouncing off because they’re so smol

the smol being the big spoon and the tol being the little spoon sometimes

the tol puts all the things on the top shelf so that the smol has to jump to reach them

the smol retaliating by putting all the things on the bottom shelf so the tol has to bend over or kneel on the floor to reach them

the smol having a huge ass dog like a saint bernard or a wolfhound or something big enough to ride

the tol having a fucking chihuahua

Life and Liberty are threatened everywhere. We need a Watchword and a Banner for the battle. We need a Principle on which to reconstruct. And so: Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

A propaganda flyer created by Blazing Star O.T.O.

Frater 440.’.
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the best types of otp

the type where one is a ray of sunshine who lights up everyone’s worlds and the other is the storm cloud that sometimes blocks the light, but eventually the light shines through and makes the stormcloud fluffy and white

the type where one is death and the other is life, where one is dark and the other is light, where one is yin and the other is yang, where they are complete opposites but they balance each other out so completely

the type where they’re both so broken and scattered that it doesn’t hurt them to pick up the pieces of each other and put them back together, sometimes using a piece of themselves to fix a tiny crack in the otherwise flawless shard of what used to be a soul

the type where they’re both suns and every other little planet and moon gravitates towards them, but they’re special to each other, they light up the spaces where the other can’t reach, and with their combined gravitational pulls they know they’ll never be apart from each other

the kind where one is a spark and the other is kerosene, where all it takes is a single spark to create an explosion of fire and light so powerful that it destroys everything but them

the type where one is diamond, hard and unforgiving and cold, and the other is light, warm and inviting and safe, and apart they are nothing more than themselves, but when they’re together the diamond becomes a rainbow, a kaleidoscope of beauty and color as it reflects the light

the type where one is shattered and jagged and haphazard in how they’d put themselves back together, and the other is unblemished and new and unmarked, and they don’t mind breaking off a few pieces of themself to fix the cracks left in the other’s heart 

A thing that needs to stop: lumping the abuse Marisha gets as a player with the criticism Vax'ildan gets as a character. They are not the same thing. At all.

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cute things your otp can do:

  • go on walks at sunset
  • buy each other random things that remind them of each other
  • get matching tattoos
  • take cooking classes together
  • stay-at-home date nights once a week
  • fuck until their throats are raw from screaming
  • get a pet
Oh look, more OTP prompts

my sweatshirt says “lord of the gays” and has a rainbow on it and an old lady in the library was following me around and making snide remarks and i got so fed up that i grabbed you, a random passerby in the sci-fi section, and kissed you to make her shut up AU

you’re my neighbor and your cat always ends up in my tree and so you constantly have to come to my door to ask me if you can go into my backyard to get it but one night i caught you sneaking into my yard and putting the cat in my tree in the middle of the night and it turns out you just wanted an excuse to talk to me AU

no, random person outside the grocery store playing really obnoxious music on full blast, i don’t want to dance with you because it’s one am and i just want my mint chocolate chip ice cream but hold up you look so sad when i said no and you’re probably drunk but whatever the ice cream can wait AU

just because my shirt says “free hugs” on it does not mean all the nasty ass hoes can actually come up and hug me but you have been following me around asking for a hug to complete a bet and after a few hours i finally gave in and wow you smell really good AU

i am in a constant state of fuck it and so i didn’t really think this plan through but now i’m stuck in a tube slide at the local playground and you came up and glared at me and i promise i’m not a child molester im stuck help me P L E A S E AU

i dyed my hair rainbow for a gay pride parade that i’m going to and at the store just before the parade some nasty ass old lady came up and was tryna start shit and you came up to help me fend her off but i surprised both of you because yes i am smol and cute and have doe eyes but i can also cuss like a sailor and get really angry and now the old lady is crying and you have a boner in the middle of walmart whoops AU

hello random person that is staring at me, yes i am wearing a pair of butterfly wings and a tutu over my jeans but you can suck my ass because im doing it for this really sweet kid i’m babysitting to show him that anyone can wear whatever they want regardless of gender and wait you want a pair of wings too? AU