banjo playing

The shit I have to deal with

So, it’s a party of five who have just come across a large, magical, locked door.
Troll: I move to kick the door.
Gargoyle, carrying a shotgun-banjo (don’t ask): Wait. I push him aside and walk up to the door.
DM (Me): Okay…
Gargoyle: I play my banjo to persuade the door to open
*rolls a nat20*
Entire party proceeds to die from laughter as I bury my head in my hands.
DM: As you play your tune *points to him*
Gargoyle: *shrieking, playing the ukulele he is currently holding* Sesame Open!
DM: …. The door swings open.

Hylotl Playing the Banjo [Starbound]

Starbound is a game where you can play as an alien fish race and travel the universe in search of musical instruments all the while kicking other alien ass.

And I do so enjoy it.

bonuses of Vulcan super strength:

  • he can pick up Jim in a bridal carry
  • or like a sack of potatoes
  • or hang him from his arm
  • piggybacks are also ideal
  • Jim can sit on on his shoulders while playing the banjo 
  • koala clinging would be much easier

and all general hauling Jim around because he’s either 1) feeling romantic 2) dying 3) being a dramatic diva 4) or all three at once

BACK TO BUSINESS!

- SPRING BONNIE
age: 23
zodiac: aries
height/weight: 5’ 3"/ 146 lbs
gender: female
blood type: B
laterality: left-handed
romantic/sexual orientation: heteroromantic/heterosexual
yaoi type: switch
hobby(ies): dancing, drawing, playing banjo
personality: by far, the most joyful of the bunch. she’s a very good and persuasive speaker and will help you through your problems faster than anyone. her smile and laugh are her biggest charms, and any love you give to her, she’ll give you back 3 times as much. She’s deeply in love w/ goldie and has made that clear ever since they were still kids. The hallucinations that she had when she was a kid still happen, but were more useful for speaking to the dead and communicating w/ phantoms. she helps maria soul-search often especially in the times of the second game. On top of that, she’s really the only original; she still has her real soul, from when she was a child. Maria took her in as the very first soul in limbo, besides herself, sped up her aging process to become a young adult, and then halt it (as mariah did for everyone else, except for the toys). spring, like everyone else, was at least uneasy about the bite that would tear her and goldie apart for the next thirty years. she claims that she suddenly forgot how to laugh.. or speak entirely. She spent her purgatory in the store room, what wasn’t accessible in the game itself. and just… waited..

- SPRINGTRAP
age: 31
height/weight: 5’ 6"/ 130 lbs
gender: female
blood type: B
laterality: left-handed
romantic/sexual orientation: heteroromantic/heterosexual
yaoi type: seme
hobby(ies): hunting, taxidermy, stalking, playing banjo
Personality: everything that happened in the past, those memories, she still hangs tight to them.. But they’ve all turned sour. She seems to forget how to love entirely. so much so that everyone she bonded w/ 30 years before, she now hates w/ a fiery passion. She constantly fights w/ vincent for whatever control she has left over her body, and wouldn’t hold the grudges that she does have, against the rest of the group, if it weren’t for him driving her mad. the psychosis she is still diagnosed w/ makes her the only one who can really communicate properly w/ the other phantom animatronics. at the times where she isn’t angry and hostile, she’s in remorse and regret.. wishing that the day they were killed, if she had just listened to gregory.. none of this would’ve happened…

- STACEY ADAMS
age: 11
height/weight: 3’ 9"/77 lbs
b day: 2/19/1976
gender: female
blood type: B
laterality: left-handed
hobby(ies): playing outside, singing, practicing banjo and fiddle
siblings: patrick (fnaf 3 guard)
personality/story: ((idkoneodthemjuathadtobeapurecountrykid)) she’s a simple farm girl who lives w/ her older brother, patrick, and her grand parents, on the very outskirts of the county. she has the widest sense of optimism of the children and keeps them from falling apart. she was the only person, besides felix, that was able to open gregory’s heart. and just like the bond that amber and andrew shared, they were the closest of friends. maybe even more so. she suffers from psychosis, and often has hallucinations and occasional, but rare and brief, moments of confused thinking. despite this, she still keeps her head high and ignores any insults thrown at her. the biggest downside to her psychosis is that, on the day of their death, vincent was easily able to manipulate her brain (something he wouldn’t’ve been able to do to the other children) and made her see and follow an illusion of herself, as spring bonnie, luring the other children into a death trap. she was the only child found, barely alive.. along w/ the killer, who had been concluded to be an employee named william afton, who had commit suicide after the (according to officials) failed murder. she appeared to have died later in the hospital. the other children were just declared missing…

DS: me

Banjo Boogie Bonanza (aka Banjorama)
Victor Flick, Michael Morgan, Les Hurdles
Banjo Boogie Bonanza (aka Banjorama)

“It’s an amazing instrument, the banjo.”
“Yeah. I didn’t realise it it could be this loud.”
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