banished to siberia

Strange Conversation Starters:
  • (that have all happened to us or someone we know)
  • “I hate Times New Roman.”
  • “You can’t drink a solid!”
  • “Interrobang is the best form of punctuation.”
  • “Have you ever had pineapple tea?”
  • “Pizza toppings always make good bisexual jokes.”
  • “Maybe he shapeshifted into a pet salamander.”
  • “Help me, I’m having problems with white people.”
  • “My math teacher is having a conversation about anime.”
  • “That’s the special chair for my special students.”
  • “Did you hear the meowing man?”
  • “That’s three-way telepathy.”
  • “As an actual piece of trash, let me say…"
  • “It’s like, I’ll be there but I’ll be in sweatpants.”
  • “Turns out turkeys can fly. I got electrocuted learning that today.”
  • “It smells like air freshener and death in here!”
  • “I’m so hyped. I’m gonna yell at you, because that’s what friends are for right?”
  • “I haven’t been on a geology trip since my husband _____ divorced me."
  • “And that’s how I got banished from Siberia for the first out of nine times.”