bangers and chips

  • diego: cor blimey! that johnny joestar is a right tosser i say i say. a bloody wanker. a damned twat. shot me right in the arse he did. bangers and mash fish and chips
  • me: diego i am currently urinating please get out of my bathroom
RP Resource: Writing British Characters.

Here’s a rather broad combination of UK words, phrases and sayings that one can use as a writing template for predominately English characters. I tried to lend my attention to the more obscure ones of our daily use to try and defer from the same-old, same-old. Note: I will be updating it from time to time, so you may wish to reference back at later dates.

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Twenty Random Facts

I was tagged by @high-lady-of-perranth 

rules: write TWENTY random facts about yourself so your followers can get to know you better. then, tag those who you want to know better (no limit)

  1. I’m 5ft 10
  2. I’m at advanced level French (c’est fou je sais)
  3. I’m a massive history nerd, come talk to me about French revolutionary politics pls
  4. Fave movies are thrillers and horrors and basically anything by Quentin Tarantino (INGLORIOUS BASTERDS IS MY FAVE FILM EVA)
  5. My eyesight is also god awful 
  6. I daydream 24/7 like there is not a day that goes by where I don’t think about anything book related, particularly ACOTAR
  7. I have an exceptionally dirty mind 
  8. I don’t want kids. Ever. No thank u.
  9. I love English food, I don’t care what the world says, I will eat cottage pie, steak and ale pie, sunday roast, bangers n mash, fish n chips for years fight me
  10. I love learning but hate education, because exams and anxiety are a horrific mix
  11. I am an adrenaline junkie, love rollercoasters so much that I think I could live on one
  12. My biggest pet peeve is being stuck behind ppl who walk slowly like BITCH I HAVE PLACES TO BE
  13. I like to keep very up to date with politics, even if it’s stuff like swiss politics, ik its weird. I just like to know what’s going on in the world
  14. I’m a cat and a dog person, can’t choose. I want both.
  15. I’m left handed. 
  16. I want to believe in God (Because religion does tend to provide comfort) but I just can’t. 
  17. I love philosophy, I believe in quite a few of Aristotle’s teachings.
  18. Cadbury’s chocolate is the only chocolate that I will feel satisfied in eating. Nothing can compare. 
  19. Lana Del Rey, Alt J, Coldplay, Glass Animals and Lorde are just a few of my favourite artists. 
  20. I am determined to finish my fanfic, and am currently writing it now.

tagging: @rowanismybae @feyreismeiamfeyre @marabarrow n everyone who can actually think of 20 things to say about themselves cos that took me a while ffs 

He stared out of the canvas. Life out there whirled by far too quickly – sped-up to a blur. But he was a Time Lord, wasn’t he? (who am I?), he was supposed to be able to make sense of all that chaos. If only he could be sure (who am I?) what a Time Lord actually was, was he even sure (who) that he’d heard the expression before (am), that it even had anything to do with him in the first place (I who am), whoever he was, who was he, he wondered, who am I?

But the more he concentrated the more the blur seemed to steady, and he could make out a shape through all the rush. There was a girl looking in at him, so scared – yeah, scared but so brave, and there was a name to go with that girl, Rose Tyler. He didn’t know his own name any more (WHO AM I?) but he knew her, she was Rose Tyler and she was the most important thing to him. She was Rose and he was the Doctor, yeah, Rose and the Doctor. Rose was his best friend and his job was to protect her. Rose and the Doctor (who am I?), the Doctor and Rose, it went together like bangers and mash, fish and chips (who am I? I’m the Doctor!). Rose defined him, and he was the Doctor, he was the Doctor and he wouldn’t forget again.

Excerpt from ‘Untitled’
Written by Robert Shearman, Illustration by Brian Williamson
Published in BBC Doctor Who Storybook 2007

anonymous asked:

Negan X British reader ? :))

- “Would you like some tea, Miss? bangers and chips okay?”
- Negan would make a lot of stereotypical British remarks in a truly awful accent
- He would in the end love hearing you talk and -if you were up to it- he would make you go out in front of him to introduce him to new groups due to your ‘Evil villain’ accent
- He’ll ask you to teach him British slang and before you knew it he was calling people “Twat’s” and other British curses (as a British person I am astounded that I could not think of more)
- Negan would do anything to widen his view on curse words

I hope this was alright Nonnie!

finally realize it was there the whole time

summary: based on this prompt!

word count: ~4300

rating: a for angsty and s for silly

a/n: I loved this prompt so much that I totally ditched the work I was going to do for class tonight! Dedicated to: wenchswan, flirtyhook, perfectgirl-isgone​, and hook-your-killian-is-showing. I hope you enjoy what I did with this! <3


It starts on the first day of class.

The air is thick with anticipation and she’s excited, because this is going to be a good year; she can just feel it already. She has her class lists memorized and her lesson plans in a neat orderly stack for the week. She knows exactly what she’s doing this year and it feels great.

The crisp autumn air is still a twinge warm and she smiles as she walks enters the school and starts walking down the empty hallway toward her classroom. This is her fifth year teaching at Storybrooke Middle and she loves it. It’s always been a dream of hers to inspire kids, especially through the study of American History.

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Top 100 Most Beautiful British Slang Words and Phrases

1. Tosser – Idiot
2. Cock-up – Screw up
3. Bloody – Damn
4. Give You A Bell – Call you
5. Blimey! – My Goodness
6. Wanker – Idiot
7. Gutted – Devastated
8. Bespoke – Custom Made
9. Chuffed – Proud
10. Fancy – Like
11. Sod Off – Piss off
12. Lost the Plot – Gone Crazy
13. Fortnight – Two Weeks
14. Sorted – Arranged
15. Hoover – Vaccum
16. Kip – Sleep or nap
17. Bee’s Knees – Awesome
18. Know Your Onions – Knowledgeable
19. Dodgy – Suspicious
20. Wonky – Not right
21. Wicked – Cool!
22. Whinge – Whine
23. Tad – Little bit
24. Tenner – £10
25. Fiver – £5
26. Skive – Lazy or avoid doing something
27. Toff – Upper Class Person
28. Punter – Customer/Prostitute’s Client
29. Scouser – Someone from Liverpool
30. Quid – £
31. Taking the Piss – Screwing around32. Pissed – Drunk
33. Loo – Toilet
34. Nicked – Stolen
35. Nutter – Crazy Person
36. Knackered – Tired
37. Gobsmacked – Amazed
38. Dog’s Bollocks – Awesome
39. Chap – Male or friend
40. Bugger – Jerk
41. Bog Roll – Toilet Paper
42. Bob’s Your Uncle – There you go!
43. Anti-Clockwise – We Say Counter Clockwise
44. C of E – Church of England
45. Pants – Panties
46. Throw a Spanner in the Works – Screw up
47. Zed – We say ZZZZZZZ
48. Absobloodylootely – YES!
49. Nosh – Food
50. One Off – One time only
51. Shambles – Mess
52. Arse-over-tit – Fall over
53. Brilliant! – Great!
54. Dog’s Dinner – Dressed Nicely
55. Up for it – Willing to have sex
56. On the Pull – Looking for sex
57. Made Redundant – Fired from a job
58. Easy Peasy – Easy
59. See a Man About a Dog – Do a deal or take a dump
60. Up the Duff – Pregnant
61. DIY – Do It Yourself home improvements
62. Chat Up – Flirt
63. Fit – Hot
64. Arse – Ass
65. Strawberry Creams – Breasts
66. Shag – Screw
67. Gentleman Sausage – Penis
68. Twigs & Berries – Genitalia
69. Fanny – Vagina
70. Bollocks – Balls
71. Ponce – Poser
72. Don’t Get Your Knickers in a Twist – Don’t Get worked up
73. The Telly – Television
74. Bangers – Sausage
75. Chips – French Fries
76. Daft Cow – Idiot
77. Do – Party
78. Uni – College/University
79. Starkers – Naked
80. Smeg – From Red Dwarf
81. Bits ‘n Bobs – Various things
82. Anorak – A person weirdly interested in something
83. Shambles – bad shape/plan gone wrong
84. I’m Off to Bedfordshire – Going to bed
85. Her Majesty’s Pleasure – To be in prison
86. Horses for Courses – Won’t work for someone else
87. John Thomas – Penis
88. Plastered – Drunk
89. Meat and Two Veg – Genitalia
90. Knob Head – Idiot/Dickhead
91. Knob – Penis
92. Chav – White trash
93. It`s monkeys outside – it is very cold
94. Stag Night – Bachelor Party
95. Ace – Cool!
96. Plonker – Idiot
97. Dobber – Penis
98. BellEnd – Penis
99. Blighty – Britain
100. Rubbish – Garbage or ‘That’s crap!’

We should all have the right to live in a different country and say these! For 1D who aggres?

1. Tosser – Idiot
2. Cock-up – Screw up
3. Bloody – Damn
4. Give You A Bell – Call you
5. Blimey! – My Goodness
6. Wanker – Idiot
7. Gutted – Devastated
8. Bespoke – Custom Made
9. Chuffed – Proud
10. Fancy – Like
11. Sod Off – Piss off
12. Lost the Plot – Gone Crazy
13. Fortnight – Two Weeks
14. Sorted – Arranged
15. Hoover – Vaccum
16. Kip – Sleep or nap
17. Bee’s Knees – Awesome
18. Know Your Onions – Knowledgeable
19. Dodgy – Suspicious
20. Wonky – Not right
21. Wicked – Cool!
22. Whinge – Whine
23. Tad – Little bit
24. Tenner – £10
25. Fiver – £5
26. Skive – Lazy or avoid doing something
27. Toff – Upper Class Person
28. Punter – Customer/Prostitute’s Client
29. Scouser – Someone from Liverpool
30. Quid – £
31. Taking the Piss – Screwing around32. Pissed – Drunk
33. Loo – Toilet
34. Nicked – Stolen
35. Nutter – Crazy Person
36. Knackered – Tired
37. Gobsmacked – Amazed
38. Dog’s Bollocks – Awesome
39. Chap – Male or friend
40. Bugger – Jerk
41. Bog Roll – Toilet Paper
42. Bob’s Your Uncle – There you go!
43. Anti-Clockwise – We Say Counter Clockwise
44. C of E – Church of England
45. Pants – Panties
46. Throw a Spanner in the Works – Screw up
47. Zed – We say ZZZZZZZ
48. Absobloodylootely – YES!
49. Nosh – Food
50. One Off – One time only
51. Shambles – Mess
52. Arse-over-tit – Fall over
53. Brilliant! – Great!
54. Dog’s Dinner – Dressed Nicely
55. Up for it – Willing to have sex
56. On the Pull – Looking for sex
57. Made Redundant – Fired from a job
58. Easy Peasy – Easy
59. See a Man About a Dog – Do a deal or take a dump
60. Up the Duff – Pregnant
61. DIY – Do It Yourself home improvements
62. Chat Up – Flirt
63. Fit – Hot
64. Arse – Ass
65. Strawberry Creams – Breasts
66. Shag – Screw
67. Gentleman Sausage – Penis
68. Twigs & Berries – Genitalia
69. Fanny – Vagina
70. Bollocks – Balls
71. Ponce – Poser
72. Don’t Get Your Knickers in a Twist – Don’t Get worked up
73. The Telly – Television
74. Bangers – Sausage
75. Chips – French Fries
76. Daft Cow – Idiot
77. Do – Party
78. Uni – College/University
79. Starkers – Naked
80. Smeg – From Red Dwarf
81. Bits ‘n Bobs – Various things
82. Anorak – A person weirdly interested in something
83. Shambles – bad shape/plan gone wrong
84. I’m Off to Bedfordshire – Going to bed
85. Her Majesty’s Pleasure – To be in prison
86. Horses for Courses – Won’t work for someone else
87. John Thomas – Penis
88. Plastered – Drunk
89. Meat and Two Veg – Genitalia
90. Knob Head – Idiot/Dickhead
91. Knob – Penis
92. Chav – White trash
93. It`s monkeys outside – it is very cold
94. Stag Night – Bachelor Party
95. Ace – Cool!
96. Plonker – Idiot
97. Dobber – Penis
98. BellEnd – Penis
99. Blighty – Britain
100. Rubbish – Garbage or ‘That’s crap!’