in which dex & bitty have a fight, bitty & ransom make out, dex comes to realize a few things, & poor nursey is ghosted for a couple hours. also pie.
CW: dubious consent (drunk surprise kissing), vague homophobia, coming out, canon typical alcohol abuse (they are taking very small shots i promise)
CON’T TEXT CONVERSATION BETWEEN YOU AND DEREK NURSE
WP: And then Cait said she’d call the cops and those kids ran so fast, it was hilarious.
DN: who’s Cait?
DN: also LOL
WP: Chow’s girlfriend.
DN: wait i thought you guys were all gay
WP: Why would you think that?
DN: ur the Gay Country Band i thought that meant the Whole band
WP: Just Bitty.
WP: I think.