band-life

  • Most People:If I was rich I would have the nicest cars, such a big house, my own private jet
  • Me:Omg if I was rich, just imagine the band merch and tickets I would be able to get, omg maybe even a jet to fly me all over to see my favorite bands wow
*20 years later*
  • Daughter:Hey mom, I like this band-
  • Me:omg I'm so sorry.
  • Daughter:Sorry?
  • Me:I'll call the teachers.
  • Daughter:Why are y-
  • Me:To let them know your grades will be dropping.
  • Daughter:Why will-
  • Me:I'm afraid it's all downhill from there.
  • Daughter:What are you talking ab-
  • Me:You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
  • Daughter:But I-
  • Me:Want me to help you with your blog?
  • Daughter:I don't have a-
  • Me:You will.
  • Daughter:But-
  • Me:Shh, it's already done. There's no turning back.
  • School district:hey Halloween is on a Friday this year
  • School district:wouldn't it be great
  • School district:if we
  • School district:made that
  • School district:a football game
  • Band and football kids:
  • Band and football kids:
  • Band and football kids:lol guess what we're gonna be for Halloween