band zodiac

The Signs As My Favorite Fall Out Boy Lyrics
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> "WHOOOOOA WHOAAAAAAAAAAA WHOA WHOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoAH"<p/><b>Taurus:</b> "we're going down down sjdbkmlabdbgjfhnmaround!!"<p/><b>Gemini:</b> the best of us can find happiness in miIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiSERY<p/><b>Cancer:</b> "fall out.......boi"<p/><b>Leo:</b> "DIGYDIGGY EEEeEeEeWWWW WE DONT FIGHT FAIR!"<p/><b>Virgo:</b> *surfing music*<p/><b>Libra:</b> *doesn't even like fall out boy*<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> "*Incoherent screaming*"<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> "DID YA GAHBAHAHHH IN THE MALIBU-u-U"<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> oh oh oh ooooooooooh<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<p/><b>Pisces:</b> "*slightly less incoherent screaming*"<p/></p>
The Signs in a Band
  • Aries: The lead singer who only can play a tambourine
  • Taurus: The easy going bassist that everyone thinks is high
  • Gemini: That one person who can literally play every instrument
  • Cancer: The really hot member that has the most twitter followers
  • Leo: The jokingly cocky lead guitarist
  • Virgo: The drummer who looks like a badass but giggles CONSTANTLY
  • Libra: The one member who answers almost all the questions in interviews
  • Scorpio: The guitarist who runs all over the stage and brings their all to the concerts
  • Sagittarius: The super reserved drummer who only really talks to their bandmates
  • Capricorn: The serious member who tries to get shit done but the other bandmates mess with them
  • Aquarius: The band member who makes really risky decisions but end up being amazing
  • Pisces: The quiet mysterious one who writes like 70% of the songs
The Signs In A Band
  • Aries: The artistic member who always follows their visions. They probably have dyed hair or some funky tats and do art or most of the song writing for the band. Most likely to play the keyboard and be the the founding member. They like to do things their own way and follow prior proper planning.
  • Taurus: The member who low key sasses everyone yet is the cinnamon roll of the group. One of the members who actually does stuff for the band and can swing for any instrument really. Usually the last one out of the tour bus and the first one in.
  • Gemini: Manages to be the parental unit and the child of the band at the same time. They have a way with words so they either sing for the band or write the songs. The most likely member to end up on a tabloid who journalists love to pick on. Can probably swing for any instrument too, maybe piano.
  • Cancer: Cinnamon roll drummers who looks super intimidating with pink hair but live for the music and also free tacos. They're extremely talented although they don't always know this and belittle themselves in the band. Plays drums on EVERY SURFACE EVER.
  • Leo: The guitar player who thinks they're the lead singer. Probably runs around the stage, excessively swears for no reason, and tries to turn the band into screamo by offering their vocals. Can't sing, but they bring personality to the band.
  • Virgo: Doesn't speak. Ever. They keep to themselves unless they're asked to speak, and when they do it's usually hilarious or makes you want to face palm. Starts the memes, usually stems from Instagram. Plays the bass or maybe acoustic.
  • Libra: The spokesperson of the band who plays lead guitar. They manage everything and make sure the members and fans are okay. They would stop a show in a heartbeat if they saw someone getting hurt. They're very blunt and manage the band's publicity, usually the bullied or forgotten member.
  • Scorpio: The drummer who probably wasn't an original member and secretly hates the band. They're probably the most talented member and know it too. Constantly look angry and have an intimidating presence. Their cymbals are probably smashed from how hard they hit.
  • Sagittarius: The guitar player who starts all the drama crap in the band. They can't sing to save their lives and probably leave the stage mid concert because they have to pee. Most likely to go solo or start another band without consulting the other members. Problematic fave.
  • Capricorn: The love child of Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun. Plays a quirky instrument like the ukulele or the banjo and has a lot of style. They manage the band's Instagram and probably get their hair dyed/styled at least every two weeks. Raids all the clothes from Forever 21 and Zumiez.
  • Aquarius: The weird bassist who s**t posts and and writes really good songs. Pretty much in the love with the band and never wants to break up. They never say "my band", or anything like that and are usually spotted wearing the band's merch. The band brings them so much joy and they're very enthusiastic.
  • Pisces: Another weird bassist. They hang out with other bands as well as their own and make everyone cringe with awful jokes. Everyone thinks they're on drugs basically. They pretty much get along with everyone and take responsibility for EVERYTHING. Probably the reason why MCR broke up.
emo band boy you should marry

Aries - Frank Iero
Taurus - Gabe Saporta
Gemini - Tyler Joseph
Cancer - Josh Dun 
Leo - Gerard Way
Virgo - Patrick Stump
Libra - Pete Wentz
Scorpio - Ryan Ross
Sagittarius - Jack Barakat 
Capricorn - Mikey Way
Aquarius - Brendon Urie
Pisces - Alex Gaskarth

the signs as stuff my band directors have said
  • Aries: "YOU HAVE TO BE SO GOOD THAT THE CROWD WILL STAND UP AND THROW BABIES AT YOU"
  • Taurus: "do not let the love fern die"
  • Gemini: "no that...thats not your dot...stop...stOP YOU ARE GOING TO LITERALLY TAKE THAT FLUTES HEAD OFF"
  • Cancer: "YEAH HUMAN SACRIFICE!!"
  • Leo: "rain is not a factor band" *wearing a full rain coat and umbrella during a mild rain downpour*
  • Virgo: "hydrate to the point that you feel like your bladder will explode. just, dont pee on the field"
  • Libra: "thaT IS NOT A TRIANGLE BAND. THATS A TRI-SAD-GLE"
  • Scorpio: "will the owner of the baritone please retrieve your instrument off the 50"
  • Sagittarius: "dont turn the metronome too loud, itll make splodey sounds"
  • Capricorn: *sarcastic dope voice* "huehue he said chart 69"
  • Aquarius: "IT FEELS SO AWKWARD YELLING INTO THE MICROPHONE."
  • Pisces: "hahaha did you know im afraid of heights" *climbing a shaky 20ish foot scaffolding*
the signs as bands

aries: twenty one pilots
taurus: pierce the veil
gemini: panic! at the disco
cancer: 5 seconds of summer
leo: all time low
virgo: tonight alive
libra: black veil brides
scorpio: fall out boy
sagittarius: my chemical romace
capricorn: the 1975
aquarius:
green day
pisces:
sleeping with sirens

The signs as bands
  • Aries: Green Day
  • Taurus: All Time Low
  • Gemini: WALK THE MOON
  • Cancer: Panic! at the Disco
  • Leo: Arctic Monkeys
  • Virgo: frnkiero and the cellabration
  • Libra: twenty one pilots
  • Scorpio: Paramore
  • Sagittarius: Blink-182
  • Capricorn: My Chemical Romance
  • Aquarius: Fall Out Boy
  • Pisces: The Front Bottoms
FOB song that matches your sign's personality

Aries - I Don’t Care
Taurus - The Phoenix
Gemini - Young Volcanoes
Cancer - Chicago Is So Two Years Ago
Leo - Dance, Dance
Virgo - The (Shipped) Gold Standard
Libra - Grand Theft Autumn
Scorpio - What a Catch, Donnie
Sagittarius - My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark
Capricorn - Hum Hallelujah
Aquarius - American Beauty, American Psycho
Pisces - 20 Dollar Nose Bleed

the signs as popular songs from the 70s
  • aries: dream on // aerosmith
  • taurus: i'll be there // jackson 5
  • gemini: layla // derek and the dominos
  • cancer: piano man // billy joel
  • leo: american girl // tom petty and the heartbreakers
  • virgo: tiny dancer // elton john
  • libra: wish you were here // pink floyd
  • scorpio: hotel california // the eagles
  • sagittarius: bohemian rhapsody // queen
  • capricorn: go your own way // fleetwood mac
  • aquarius: imagine // john lennon
  • pisces: the joker // steve miller band
The Signs as Music Hoe Aesthetics
  • Aries: The slight rumbling you feel on the floor when you sit in front of the percussion
  • Taurus: the sound of the orchestra tuning, and you already feel your heart beating faster from a simple concert A
  • Gemini: The low chatter of anticipation from the audience before the performance
  • Cancer: Music torn at the edges with pencil writings scrawled all over the notes, a testament to somebody's time and passion
  • Leo: The feeling of playing a piece memorized; not just thinking about the notes but letting the music and your fingers work their magic
  • Virgo: The bright reflective lights on the keys of woodwinds and brass in the shining concert lights
  • Capricorn: When a person is so into the music that they start to dance and become a fluid structure, free and unbridled and emotional
  • Sagittarius: The feeling you get when you are in concert black with all of your friends, kind of like being a blurry smoke cloud in the night that moves together, breathes together, and performs together
  • Scorpio: when the string players are so into their music that their bow hairs start to fray and unravel and it's a mess of blurry lines moving like liquid silver
  • Libra: the conductor's arms, especially in staccato/scherzo moments, where movement is light and graceful and just there, showing its presence but not forcing it on
  • Aquarius: The adrenaline rush of playing a solo in a piece and the honor of standing up after it ends, where you have those few seconds just for you and only you
  • Pisces: The last note ringing around the air and the heavy, almost tangible silence which occurs for a microsecond afterwards
BAND MEMBERS THAT SHARE YOUR SIGN

Aries: Brendon Urie, Gerard Way, Matty Healy, George Daniel, Phil Manansala

Taurus: Patrick Stump, Dallon Weekes, Zack Merrick, Mike Dirnt, Kellin Quinn, Jaime Preciado

Gemini: Josh Dun, Jack Barakat, Pete Wentz, Andy Hurley, Alan Ashby, Jenna McDougall, Jesse Lawson, Josh Ramsay

Cancer: Ray Toro, Luke Hemmings, Ashton Irwin, Matty Mullins

Leo: Jesse Rutherford, Josh Franceschi, Aaron Pauley, Jake Garland

Virgo: Joe Trohman, Ryan Ross, Jon Walker, Spencer Smith, Mikey Way, Danny Worsnop

Libra: Austin Carlile, Chris Motionless, Mitch Lucker, Ian Crawford, Ryan Seaman, Gabe Saporta

Scorpio: Frank Iero, Travis Barker, Oli Sykes, Michael Clifford, Ben Bruce, Chris Fronzak

Sagittarius: Tyler Joseph, Alex Gaskarth, Rian Dawson, Tre Cool, Tom Delonge, Mike Fuentes, Beau Bokan

Capricorn: Andy Biersack, Alex Turner, Tyler Carter Bob Bryar, James Cassells, Jinxx

Aquarius: Billie Joe Armstrong, Calum Hood, Vic Fuentes, Christofer Drew, William Beckett

Pisces: Mark Hoppus, Tony Perry, Juliet Simms, Trace Cyrus, Tay Jardine, Justin Hills

the signs as indie artists

aries: the 1975
You got something to say?
Why don’t you speak it out loud, instead of living in your head?
It’s always the same.

taurus: hozier
I have never known sleep like this slumber that creeps to me
I have never known colors like this morning reveals to me

gemini: lana del rey
Yeah my boyfriend’s pretty cool
But he’s not as cool as me

cancer: bastille
Your body lies upon the sheets
Of paper and words so sweet
I can’t say the words

leo: arcade fire
Kids wanna be so hard
But in my dreams we’re still screamin’ and runnin’ through the yard

virgo: chvrches
With understanding
You won’t let it cast you down
A mind full of questions
A current to purify

libra: lorde
And I like you
I love these roads where the houses don’t change 
Where we can talk like there’s something to say 

scorpio: arctic monkeys
Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought

sagittarius: vampire weekend
Though we live on the US dollar
You and me, we got our own sense of time

capricorn: the neighbourhood
If what they said was all pretend then it’d be different,
If it depended on if anyone was listening,
And I was listening.

aquarius: catfish and the bottlemen
Fuck it if they talk
Fuck it if they try and get to us

pisces: bombay bicycle club
I can feel you already there
And I can see you with my eyes shut
you’re running in my head and I can’t keep up

Your Future Emo Boyfriend

Aries : alex gaskarth
Taurus : kellin quinn
Gemini : billie joe armstrong
Cancer : gerard way
Leo : pete wentz
Virgo : oliver skyes
Libra : frank iero
Scorpio : vic fuentes
Sagittarius : josh dun
Capricorn : brendon urie
Aquarius : mark hoppus
Pisces : jack barakat

how the signs express frustration in the practice room
  • Aries: "...oH GOD!" followed by foot stomping, kicking of music stand, etc
  • Taurus: slams head against music stand/piano top
  • Gemini: silently rises, walks into next practice room and murders the unwitting soul occupying it
  • Cancer: laughs manically
  • Leo: throws self dramatically on floor for five years
  • Virgo: "sHIT!" huffs loudly
  • Libra: "you know imma just set this down and never touch it?? again?? hahaA hHa hahHah"
  • Scorpio: bashes at instrument/makes terrible noise for thirty minutes
  • Sagittarius: tearful screaming "thE FUCK ARE YOU FOR, HANDS."
  • Capricorn: angrily text rants someone
  • Aquarius: silently ponders how to end existence
  • Pisces: doubles over and cries for six years
SIGNS AND THEIR ADOPTED BAND:
  • Aries: Green Day.
  • Taurus: Paramore.
  • Gemini: New Politics.
  • Cancer: All Time Low.
  • Leo: Fall Out Boy.
  • Virgo: My Chemical Romance.
  • Libra: Twenty One Pilots.
  • Scorpio: Imagine Dragons.
  • Sagittarius: Walk The Moon.
  • Capricorn: One Direction.
  • Aquarius: The Script.
  • Pisces: Panic! At The Disco.
5sos Horoscopes: Who'd be down to sneak you out at midnight for an adventure
  • Aries: Lucas
  • Taurus: Michael
  • Gemini: Cake
  • Cancer: Muke
  • Leo: Ashton
  • Virgo: Calum
  • Libra: Lashton
  • Scorpio: Malum
  • Sagittarius: Mashton
  • Capricorn: literally all of them
  • Aquarius: Cashton
  • Pisces: Mikey