Everyone:You are the hardest person to shop for I never know what to buy you.
Me:I'VE TOLD YOU, BAND MERCH,BUT YOU NEVER GET IT FOR ME. JUST GOOGLE MY FAVORITE BAND'S MERCH AND PICK SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN CARE I'M GOING TO LIKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. BAND MERCH BAND MERCH BAND MERCH.
Every time I see cute boy wearing merch of band I also love I just kinda subtly make my merch more visible in hope he’ll notice me and take me to band’s concert, marry me and have slightly punk children with me.