How to win my heart
  • concert tickets
  • band merch
  • band merch
  • band merch
  • concert tickets
  • concert tickets
  • band merch
  • band members 
  • Everyone:What do you want for your birthday?
  • Me:Band merch.
  • Everyone:What do you want for christmas?
  • Me:Band merch.
  • Everyone:You are the hardest person to shop for I never know what to buy you.
  • Me:I'VE TOLD YOU, BAND MERCH,BUT YOU NEVER GET IT FOR ME. JUST GOOGLE MY FAVORITE BAND'S MERCH AND PICK SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN CARE I'M GOING TO LIKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. BAND MERCH BAND MERCH BAND MERCH.
  • Paper:"Name 3 things you absolutely need"
  • Me:Band merch, band members, music
  • Paper:"Name 3 things you love"
  • Me:Band merch, band members, music
  • Teacher:THAT DOESN'T MAKE A POEM
  • Me:ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LIKE BAND MERCH, BAND MEMBERS AND MUSIC TOO
  • Everyone:*laughs*
  • Me:
  • Teacher:
  • Me:Burn.

Every time I see cute boy wearing merch of band I also love I just kinda subtly make my merch more visible in hope he’ll notice me and take me to band’s concert, marry me and have slightly punk children with me.