7 'Ancient' Forms of Mysticism That Are Recent Inventions |

So you want to add some meaning and depth to your life that just isn’t provided by playing another round of Bananagrams. Why not adopt an ancient, mystical belief? After all, society offers us a wide choice of age-old practices and belief systems, the more obscure and foreign the better. After all, if something has been practiced for thousands of years, there must be something to it, right?

But take care when you’re choosing, because some of these “ancient” practices are about as authentic as the ill-fated Chinese tattoo on your arm that the lady swore meant “pure warrior.” For example …

i hate my moms side of the family they treat me like im really stupid like whenever i win at bananagrams which is most of the time tbh they accuse me of cheating and also they’re so sarcastic and dry that i can never tell when they’re kidding and when they aren’t and even if i can tell they’re being sarcastic it’s not funny at all it’s just stale and overdone and ya idk how they all ended up rude and sarcastic but thats the way it is