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Just Because…

It’s A Cold January Day, And I Want To Get Warm With A Beautiful Man In A Speedo With Magnificently Muscular Hindquarters!

That’s Why!

Woof, Baby!

Answers to: Evan and his intense bass play


@lilinabe said: lol he looks obsession with the bass XDDD      

@nisukiye said: HAHAHA INDEED ^ 
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                          IT’S AS IF HE’S LICKING IT.. LOL      

@fallynephemeron said: LOL

@soloriya said: omgggg xDDD

@gaiahypothesims said: Slapping the bass

@simfiction said: Oh my god. This is what I call intense passion.                            

@katsujii said: I think the tags are more of what I’m laughing at. The EA hate lol   


I’m glad you all had fun with these pics, I sure know I had.

I saved Katsuji’s comment for last, to say that I don’t hate EA, per say, okay I do, sometimes  after all, they provided us with the possibility of this glorious game… sorta… kinda… whatever.
I do however like to prove my point here.                                                          There’s (yes unedited) Evan: 
                                             

And then there’s EA face Evan:

Well, I suppose not even Evan can look gorgeous 24 hours a day!

Sims moodboard challenge, tagged by @breadpanzombiebum, @naginatah and @thepathofnevermore thank you, once again :)
Anyway, since I was tagged by three people, and it took me forever (from the first tag) to get around to actually do this challenge, I have decided to do 3.
So my apologies for tagging you guys 3 times, but at the same time, I also have to live up to my title as ‘tag monster’ (thanks Zeebster :P )
This be the last time, I swear!

Rules: put together a mood board using at least six images for the sim most associated with your blog (simself, legacy sim, character, etc.) and then tag more people to do it.

This one I did for River, he has become one of my favorite sims, so I had to include him.
He’s just a major weirdo, and very deep person. So yeah, there’s that.
The two clothes pictures are meant to just be a symbol of his style, so it has nothing to do with the boys, wanted to point that out.
The rest is just River-ness, I wouldn’t know how to explain, as it’s more a feeling than anything else.
The blue one though, is most definitely, mostly, about Andy.
Andy lives in shades of blue, with his blue hair.
That’s all.

I tag: @grumpysimmies, @maddoxx012, @tat-teo, @buckleysims and  anyone else who would like to do this, who hasn’t been tagged - consider yourself tagged by me.
Also if I have tagged you, and you don’t wish to do this, or you already did this and I just forgot or didn’t see it, I apologize.

Sunday Smugglers

Olly Woodbury And The Chiefs (Henry Slade, Dave Ewers, Dave Lewis, Ollie Atkins, Haydn Thomas, Tomas Francis, Don Armand, Jack Nowell) Smuggle Grapes And More!

Woof, Baby!

anonymous asked:

Can i please have a warren worthington imagine where he acts very macho in front of his friends but when he is with the reader he is like putty in their hands. Just a lot of fluff and shy and in love warren 😭😭

Of course!!!!!!! I’m sorry it’s taken me fourteen years to get to this (sometimes I forget I have a side blog) but I hope this is okay!

I’m using s/o (and y/n instead of an actual name, but that’s a normal thing I think) instead of girlfriend/boyfriend because I try to keep things gender neutral! I hope that’s okay, because that’s how I like to write!

Warnings? Maybe some cursing but that’s about it (also mentions of dogs getting their lil baby paws stepped on and peter getting beat up?)

“Scott, don’t even try to act like you didn’t cry when you stepped on that dogs foot.” Peter said, crossing his arms.

Warren, Peter, Kurt, and Scott were sat in a circle. A bro circle, of course.

“Of course I cried, Peter. I have a soul. You nearly cried when Kurt bamfed in front of you and your pizza slice almost dropped onto the floor.” Scott snapped back, frowning.

“It was quite amusing, Peter.” Kurt smiled gently at him, causing Peter to smile to.

“Well, Warren cried last night when his-”

“I did what now, speedy?” Warren cut him off, his wings flicking out as a warning.

“You almost cried last night, when y/n started tearing up because Scott stepped on the dogs foot.” Peter said, raising his eyebrows at him.

“No,” Warren scoffed, his wings tightening up “I did not. I don’t have enough emotion for that, Petey.”

“Yes, you literally did. I saw the tears in your eyes. Warren’s a crier.” Peter grinned at him and dived when Warren launched his boot at his head.

“Shut it, speedo.” He snapped, glaring at him “I could, like, beat you up. So, fuck off with that shit.”

“Who’re we beating up?”

Warren sat up immediately, blushing “Hey baby”

He smiled, his arm wrapping around you gently, his wings fluffing up as you kissed his cheek in a greeting.

“We’re beating up Peter.” He said, softly.

“Awh, hell yeah. I’ve been waiting forever for a reason to beat up banana hammock.” You said, grinning at him.

“Banana hammock?”

Warren ignores Peter and smiled again, rubbing your cheek with his thumb, humming “We can tag team him.”

“I’m gonna go find Jean, I wanna show her the dog we found yesterday.” Scott left the room, dragging Peter behind him, who was pulling Kurt with him.

“Why do we wanna beat him up?” You asked, giggling as he said “He was telling everyone how I cried yesterday because you started crying and for some reason I couldn’t help it but start crying with you.”

“It was precious, really.” You said, smiling as he placed his forehead against yours. “You’re a very doting boyfriend. Very emotional… Very empathetic? That’s a better word. Empathetic.”

“It’s only because I love you.”

You could feel your heart stutter, thinking in the back of your mind that’s not healthy, grinning as you responded “I love you, Warren. My angel.”

“I love you, doll. Cupcake. Honey. My sweet baby love. Love of my life. Darling. Pumpkin.” He pressed little kisses to your cheeks as he went on, leaving you in fits of giggles.

“Are you done?” You asked, looking up at him.

“With loving you?” He asked, smiling “Never.”

“Get a room, you nasties!”


“Oh fuck off Peter!”

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