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The Hunter and the Hunted

Hiccup was of the mind that strip clubs were by far the best thing ever invented by human beings. Sure, Brothels were fun for a while, but there was no challenge. Go in, use a glamour to make somwonw think you had given them a bunch of money, and then fuck someone.

No, this was raw, pure seduction, and that was what Incubi were best at. It was amateur night but most people didn’t think he was an amateur, as he gyrated up on stage in a tiny, bulging banana hammock. He had also made some mortal cash, maybe he would find something to spend it on. probably the humans’s second best invention, video games.

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