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Just Because…

It’s A Cold January Day, And I Want To Get Warm With A Beautiful Man In A Speedo With Magnificently Muscular Hindquarters!

That’s Why!

Woof, Baby!

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Manly Monday: Spanish Aqua Horse

Openly Gay Spanish Water Polo Player Victor Gutierrez Is Ready For Rio!

Sexy As Hell, Baby!

Tagged by @gaiahypothesims​ thank you :)

RULES:

It’s not just our Brooding Sims who have the option to ‘Talk About Feelings’; we can also talk about our feelings, about them, too!

Look deep into yourself and ponder on the thoughts which motivate you to play the game we all love. Then tag at LEAST 5 people on your friends list to help them explore their feelings too. TALKING IS GOOD OKAY!!!

The questions are as follows:

1. The boss of EA is in front of you asking for one statement about The Sims before he goes away and makes TS5. What do you say to him?

I think I’m gonna follow Gaiahypothesims’s  ‘get your shit together’.

2. Do your Sims know of you as their Sim God or are you the invisible deity to them?

Hm, a bit of a weird one for me to answer.
My characters know of me, as an example, I’m a close friend with Andy and he often talk to me and steal my shit.
The other characters knows me as well, they even know my best friend, and often send her gifts. Andy flirts with her from time to time.
But on the other hand, when I play the game, it’s not like they know I control them.

3. How do you see yourself connected to your Sims? Do those of you who say you love them, really mean this? How deep is your game?

Frighteningly deep!
I mean, most sane people would probably lock me up if they knew.
Andy, Congo, Sparkle and a few others started out almost 10 years ago as characters in a Facebook game called Pet Society.
When EA who bought Pet Society decided to close the game down (yet another EA fuck up) a friend and I had been role playing with our characters for a while.
Pet Andy was involved with her vampire.
So naturally we looked for somewhere else to continue our role play.
I was already a Sims 2 player, and so she suggested she would get sims 3.
We would role play though written story and pictures from our two games.
Eventually we wanted different stuff from the role play and didn’t live up to each others expectations, so I ended it.
I have been writing nearly 4 years on my own now, as I started a bit before I ended things with her.
I used to be very gloomy and suicidal, Andy and the gang has helped me through that.
4 years ago I had little will to live.
Today I want to live many many years, so I can continue being a part of their wonderful adventure and write their story.
Andy and the gang gave me the will to live and a purpose.
They help so much with anxiety, insecurities, depression and lots of other crap life throws at me.
And I hope I can spend many more years with them and grow old with them.
Yeah that’s probably cheesy, do I care?

4. What’s your Sims Secret? Is there something going on in your game that none of your screenshots will ever tell us? WHO IS LOCKED IN YOUR BASEMENT???? What are those secret Sims doing behind closed doors?

There’s a lot of secrets really.
Things that I just haven’t shown in pictures, as I wrote it in their story years ago, and I have only been on Tumblr nearly a year, so yeah.
Also there’s just a lot of things I don’t share on Tumblr in general as the story is extremely detailed.
If I had to show everything in screenshots, I would be taking screenshots 24hours per day.

5. Can we learn anything from our Sims to take away into our real lives? And/Or can you give us an example of how The Sims has influenced you outside of gaming.

I already did in question 3. So yeah, I’ll leave it at that and instead give you a picture of my most brooding Sim, Evan:

I tag: @omfgingers, @breadpanzombiebum, @aikea-guinea, @white-enamel and @hureuf (feel free to ignore, also apologies if any of you already did this, and I missed out,  it’s brand new to me, so I just assume no one else did it yet)

anonymous asked:

Can i please have a warren worthington imagine where he acts very macho in front of his friends but when he is with the reader he is like putty in their hands. Just a lot of fluff and shy and in love warren 😭😭

Of course!!!!!!! I’m sorry it’s taken me fourteen years to get to this (sometimes I forget I have a side blog) but I hope this is okay!

I’m using s/o (and y/n instead of an actual name, but that’s a normal thing I think) instead of girlfriend/boyfriend because I try to keep things gender neutral! I hope that’s okay, because that’s how I like to write!

Warnings? Maybe some cursing but that’s about it (also mentions of dogs getting their lil baby paws stepped on and peter getting beat up?)

“Scott, don’t even try to act like you didn’t cry when you stepped on that dogs foot.” Peter said, crossing his arms.

Warren, Peter, Kurt, and Scott were sat in a circle. A bro circle, of course.

“Of course I cried, Peter. I have a soul. You nearly cried when Kurt bamfed in front of you and your pizza slice almost dropped onto the floor.” Scott snapped back, frowning.

“It was quite amusing, Peter.” Kurt smiled gently at him, causing Peter to smile to.

“Well, Warren cried last night when his-”

“I did what now, speedy?” Warren cut him off, his wings flicking out as a warning.

“You almost cried last night, when y/n started tearing up because Scott stepped on the dogs foot.” Peter said, raising his eyebrows at him.

“No,” Warren scoffed, his wings tightening up “I did not. I don’t have enough emotion for that, Petey.”

“Yes, you literally did. I saw the tears in your eyes. Warren’s a crier.” Peter grinned at him and dived when Warren launched his boot at his head.

“Shut it, speedo.” He snapped, glaring at him “I could, like, beat you up. So, fuck off with that shit.”

“Who’re we beating up?”

Warren sat up immediately, blushing “Hey baby”

He smiled, his arm wrapping around you gently, his wings fluffing up as you kissed his cheek in a greeting.

“We’re beating up Peter.” He said, softly.

“Awh, hell yeah. I’ve been waiting forever for a reason to beat up banana hammock.” You said, grinning at him.

“Banana hammock?”

Warren ignores Peter and smiled again, rubbing your cheek with his thumb, humming “We can tag team him.”

“I’m gonna go find Jean, I wanna show her the dog we found yesterday.” Scott left the room, dragging Peter behind him, who was pulling Kurt with him.

“Why do we wanna beat him up?” You asked, giggling as he said “He was telling everyone how I cried yesterday because you started crying and for some reason I couldn’t help it but start crying with you.”

“It was precious, really.” You said, smiling as he placed his forehead against yours. “You’re a very doting boyfriend. Very emotional… Very empathetic? That’s a better word. Empathetic.”

“It’s only because I love you.”

You could feel your heart stutter, thinking in the back of your mind that’s not healthy, grinning as you responded “I love you, Warren. My angel.”

“I love you, doll. Cupcake. Honey. My sweet baby love. Love of my life. Darling. Pumpkin.” He pressed little kisses to your cheeks as he went on, leaving you in fits of giggles.

“Are you done?” You asked, looking up at him.

“With loving you?” He asked, smiling “Never.”

“Get a room, you nasties!”


“Oh fuck off Peter!”

naginatah  asked:

List 5 facts about your most favorite sim of yours and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥

Really, you adore my sims? *Faints*
Thank you so much ♥ ♥ ♥


I’ll do Felix, as I haven’t done him yet.

1. He has two dad’s and no mom. He was conceived from a blood sample of the two men (Evan and Akin)
2. He’s a wolf and a stag shifter, meaning he can transform into a big wolf (about double the size of a normal wolf) or a big white stag/deer (again about double the size of a normal one)
3. He hasn’t had a boyfriend yet, but really wants one. He’s technically not even 2 years old yet, but as he is supernatural he, as his siblings, aged up to be adult within a year, he no longer ages at this point, so what you see is what you get, for eternity. He’s mentally about 24-26 years old.
4. He loves chill out remixes of popular songs, along {this}<—- right click and open new tab to listen.
5. He’s an excellent dancer, and great at pole dancing.

Bonus: He loves his family, wants to become a DJ, he’s pretty outgoing and positive, is a cat person but loves dogs too, he loves boys with strong personalities, he has a year long crush on Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco, and is rather kinky. 

Sunday Smugglers

Olly Woodbury And The Chiefs (Henry Slade, Dave Ewers, Dave Lewis, Ollie Atkins, Haydn Thomas, Tomas Francis, Don Armand, Jack Nowell) Smuggle Grapes And More!

Woof, Baby!

kdm-sims  asked:

N for Andy! 😀

Yay :D more stuff to answer!
Thank you so much :D
I know it’s supposed to be answered by me, but as I am super tired suddenly, I will let Andy answer, rather than let you wait for an answer till tomorrow ;)
I hope that’s alright.

N: Never Have I Ever
1. what would they never do? ~ *Chuckles hoarse* Probably a lot of things, but on the other hand, there’s also a lot of things I WOULD do *grins cheekily* but of the top of my head…. I probably wouldn’t marry a vampire again.
I’d like to think I finally have matured enough to learn from some of my most horrible mistakes. I still keep the divorce papers under my bed as a reminder never to sink that low again. Nah, he’s alright in his own narcissistic way.
And I wish him well. We just weren’t compatible. That’s all.
2. what have they never done that they want to do? ~Pfft I dunno man.
I have traveled a lot in my life, due to being a ‘famous’ musician
For the same reason I have had a lot of experiences, both good and bad.
*Breathes deeply* I suppose the answer would be something sexual then.
Although I have tried a lot of different stuff in that direction as well…. but I’m pretty sure I could always come up with new stuff *winks*
3. is there anything they absolutely can’t believe people do? ~Being racist.
There’s so much in the media these days. That’s a thing I simply can’t understand, no matter how much I try, I just can’t wrap my head around their view of life.
4. what is the most embarrassing thing they’ve done? ~Hah! My life is one long embarrassment, so I wouldn’t know where to start. I’m very clumsy, and I have a knack for running my mouth when I shouldn’t so I often say or do something that makes me wish I could just disappear *chuckles hoarse*
Walking in on my parents having sex,then tripping over my own legs when I tried to escape the horror… so my naked dad had to tend to my bloody nose, that one is definitely at the top of my list.
5. have they done anything they thought they’d never do? ~ Married my best friends *smiles warmly and chuckles shyly* Yeah… that’s one of the really good moments of my life.
Well two…

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A boy and his flying pig.



As promised during the weekend, @mspoodle1 here is your wish of flying pig spam granted.
Have some completely unedited shots from my game.
Sorry I had no chance to do anything better right now, as I am super stressfully running out of time to make my 12billion Halloween pictures ready, for Halloween spam tomorrow.

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Smuggle On, Dudes!