banana-hammock

Jason: You know when you feel like a nasty bruised banana that no one wants because they can see all the damage just by glancing your way? But then one day someone walks in hunting brown beat up bananas to bake bread and their eyes light up just at the sight of your mangled spotted soul?

Damian: Todd. What did I tell you about using food analogies to express your emotional turmoil to me during patrol.

Jason: I know! I know. It’s just… life is like a box of chocolates sometimes Baby Bat.

Damian: *Pushes Jason off the fire escape*