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Rules for Alfred’s kitchen

- Master Bruce you are not allowed to cook under any circumstance.

- If I have not cleared you to use the kitchen please go straight to the take out menus in the left hand drawer.

- Science experiments are not to be done here. The Batcave is there for a reason. Please use it instead.

- I don’t want to find any of your weapons in here. If I do you will be on dish duty for a week per weapon.

- Jason may have full reign of the kitchen as I trust him to not blow it up

- Banned members from the kitchen now include Roy

- If you would like to learn to cook please just ask me. I promise it will be better then me finding my kitchen in a mess.

- If I catch you drinking straight out of any container you are on dish duty.

- Chemicals, especially those known to have poisons are not to come across the kitchen.

- If there is a food fight, I will check the cameras and all parties involved will be in trouble.

- I do not care if you are not a member of this household, I can still put you on dish duty for breaking my rules.

- Master Tim is now banned from the kitchen along with Master Dick.

Based on the ALA’s Banned & Challenged Classics list, which can be found here: http://www.ala.org/bbooks/frequentlychallengedbooks/classics

1. The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald
2. The Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger
3. The Grapes of Wrath, by John Steinbeck
4. To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee
5. The Color Purple, by Alice Walker
6. Ulysses, by James Joyce
7. Beloved, by Toni Morrison
8. The Lord of the Flies, by William Golding
9. 1984, by George Orwell
10. Lolita, by Vladmir Nabokov
11. Of Mice and Men, by John Steinbeck
12. Catch-22, by Joseph Heller
13. Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley
14. Animal Farm, by George Orwell
15. The Sun Also Rises, by Ernest Hemingway
16. As I Lay Dying, by William Faulkner
17. A Farewell to Arms, by Ernest Hemingway
18. Their Eyes Were Watching God, by Zora Neale Hurston
19. Invisible Man, by Ralph Ellison
20. Song of Solomon, by Toni Morrison
21. Gone with the Wind, by Margaret Mitchell
22. Native Son, by Richard Wright
23. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, by Ken Kesey
24. Slaughterhouse-Five, by Kurt Vonnegut
25. For Whom the Bell Tolls, by Ernest Hemingway
26. The Call of the Wild, by Jack London
27. Go Tell it on the Mountain, by James Baldwin
28. All the King’s Men, by Robert Penn Warren
29. The Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien
30. The Jungle, by Upton Sinclair
31. Lady Chatterley’s Lover, by D.H. Lawrence
32. A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess
33. The Awakening, by Kate Chopin
34. In Cold Blood, by Truman Capote
35. The Satanic Verses, by Salman Rushdie
36. Sophie’s Choice, by William Styron
37. Sons and Lovers, by D.H. Lawrence
38. Cat’s Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut
39. A Separate Peace, by John Knowles
40. Naked Lunch, by William S. Burroughs
41. Brideshead Revisited, by Evelyn Waugh
42. Women in Love, by D.H. Lawrence

Guys my cousins husband was detained at the airport in the states today for 6 hours, and he is from Pakistan. While the ban list is specific to 7 countries PLEASE PLEASE be aware that other citizens from muslim-majority countries such as Pakistan - while being let go - are still being detained and undergoing intense screening. This is really important please reblog and make sure other people know that citizens from countries with muslim-majority populations that arent on the ban list are still being affected and theyre being detained!! This potentially means that the list will be expanded and continue to expand over the course of Trump’s presidency. This is not okay. Please stay safe and if ur from Pakistan or any other muslim-majority country that isnt on the ban list and have relatives leaving or entering the country make sure u let them know of what can potentially happen. Please please stay safe i love you all

I used to get in trouble at school a lot for the books I read. I would find the list of banned books and then make sure that people saw me reading them on campus, and anytime the school tried calling my mom to say I couldn’t read those at school, her response was the same. She always said “I don’t censor what she reads, as long as she didn’t get it from your library, why does it matter?” The best time was when I had a group of about 12 people all start doing the same thing.

So my friend gave me this idea that Wayne Manor is wired with this top notch sound system wired throughout the house, even the cave and grounds. The boys have wars over what music gets played and Bruce has a whole list of banned songs. The current fight is this:

Jason: “I swear to god! It’s not even December! Dickhead turn off the Christmas music!”
Dick: “If anyone needs Christmas cheer it’s you people! So the Holiday Hits station stays on!”
Tim: “I mean, at least it’s after Thanksgiving?”
Jason: “Who’s side are you on, Replacement?!”
Damian: “-tt- This entire season is just a ridiculous excuse for excessive capitalism.”
Tim: “You want to run WE! How can you be smearing capitalism if you want to run a multi-billion dollar company?!”
Damian: “It is my birthright, Drake.”
*Tim and Damian slowly devolve into nonsensical screaming*
Dick: “Stop it! This is the season of love and family and giving!”
Jason: “I’m going to give you a punch in the face if I hear ~last Christmas I gave you my heart~ one more time.”

Meanwhile Cass has plugged her ipod in and started up her George Gershwin playlist.
Alfred: “Excellent decision, Miss Cassandra.”

- Little Red

✰ — banned faceclaims

a few weeks ago, an anon asked me if i could post a rebloggable version of my banned fc list so here it is! it took me a while because i wanted to change up the format, but it’s all finished now. it’s divided into sections of actors, models, musicians, internet personalities & youtubers, and miscellaneous occupations. the list is divided up by the faceclaim’s primary occupation (ie. what they’re most famous for).

here, you’ll find faceclaims that the roleplay community should ban from their groups (CENTERED TOWARDS BANDOM ROLEPLAY BUT WORKS FOR ALL GENRES). receipts are linked where available. 

if you have questions pertaining to the reasons, send me an ask! if you think there’s someone i should add, shoot me an ask (with receipts if possible)! 

please reblog/like if you’re rph!

( CLICK HERE FOR LIST )

vague-humanoid  asked:

I'm worried that the homeland security thing forcing Chinese visitors to expose their social media accounts will make them vulnerable at home. it feel like a blatant attack on activists.

As of right now, Chinese visitors are being asked BEFORE they enter the US and it’s “optional” to give up social media accounts but who knows if or when that will be extended to “mandatory” or to Chinese immigrants already here. It’s only in the earliest stages but we should still be cautious of it.

Mainland China itself has a long list of banned social media websites, including Twitter and Facebook. Some Chinese visitors can be here for years so they eventually start to pick up on American culture and the things we use. Some may even say things that may not be “appropriate” in or towards mainland China. So if it becomes extended to Chinese immigrants already here, exposing them may definitely make them vulnerable should they go back home.

On the issue of activists, recently a feminist organization in China was just shut down for 30 days. The link also says, “The government discourages, and sometimes harshly represses, any mass activities outside state control…” So yes, Chinese activists who advocate on social media here could be exposed and targeted when they go home.

And overall, it’s an attack on nationality, race/ethnicity, and privacy in America. One day it’s Chinese visitors then the next time it could be Chinese Americans. And once people are desensitized to these issues, it becomes easier to ignore and even justify them. So after Chinese people, who’s next?

Picture of all the majority Islamic countries in the world.  Quite a lot.

So why don’t these so called muslim “refugees” move to one of these?  Why are they all running to the USA, Europe, Australia, and Canada?  Aren’t we bacon/pork and dog lovers a bunch of infidels?

That’s because this is not a refugee crisis.  It’s an islamic invasion of the Western world, which is the goal of Islam.  Convert or die, lie to their face but hate them in your hearts, etc.  Muslims have been trying to conquer Europe for centuries. 

Rape, murder, child molestation, and terrorism are now epidemics in Europe due to the current muslim “refugee” invasion.  This is what the mainstream media lying sleezebags won’t tell you.  The majority of muslim “refugees” are fighting age muslim men, not women and children like they want you to think.  The nasty men left the women at back home in Syria.

In the 7 countries on President Trump’s temporary ban list, islamic terrorism is out of control, Christians and Jews are slaughtered, and Homosexuals are executed. 

Do you liberal and democrat morons really want that here?  Maybe if Obama hadn’t dropped over 100K bombs on their homes, this wouldn’t be a problem!

In lights of recent events occuring in our fandom, I would kindly like to remind everyone that behind an url, there is a person. A real actual human being with feelings. Neither, You nor I nor anyone else knows what someone behind an url is going through, the lives they lead, their ordeals, their struggles. 
When someone in this fandom makes a mistake, please try to understand it is not a robot making a mistakes but a person. And people can learn from their mistakes if they are educated. People dont learn from ban lists, or hate messages, being called names or labelled as problematic. Education and Communication are the tools you need if you want to get through to anyone. 
If you find someone’s behaviour problematic in this fandom, tell him kindly with words and if they cannot be reasoned with abandon the discussion. Be the better person. Cause, the moment, the very moment, you forget that you are dealing with a person, is when you start saying or doing the things that makes you the bully in this fandom. Even if you mean well. 
Coming from someone who was once told to kill myself by an anon that didn’t even know me or my struggles with depression at the time. I can tell you, that it wasn’t my finest hour on this platform. That person didn’t care about me, they just cared about their crusade against whatever they considered wrong. 
Don’t be that person. Just let people enjoy this fandom however they want. It is not your place to tell people what they can and cannot post, make, reblog or ship. Drop the crusade, start educating and communicating. Be open-minded and polite and never ever lose sight of the fact that you are talking to a human being. 

Why does some people think that just because someone personally doesn’t like a ship, They hate everything about it and hate everyone that ships it?

Dueling ask!

1. What is your ideal deck?
2. What is your dueling style?
3. Whats your trump card?
4. What is your signer card?
5. Who would you duel from the show?
6. What is the best play youve ever seen?
7. What is the best play you ever played?
8. Mixed decks or archetypes?
9. Ever used a duel disk?
10. Gods, Wickeds, sacred beast, 5Ds, numbers, which ones are your goal.
11. Sentimental deck? Or archetype?
12. Decks you hate to duel?
13. Whose you’re card crush?
14. Favorite trap card?
15. Favorite Magic/spell?
16. Favorite monster card?
17. Have you ever dueled for more than just the game? And why?
18. What card would you take off the ban list and why?
19. Favorite way to summon?
20. What would you consider a staple card for any deck?
21. What card do you consider useless?

Memos of the Citadel (9/?)

To: Cor Leonis, All Crownsguard, All Kingsglaive [Removed: Captian Titus Drautos]

From: Clarus Amicitia

Subject: The Captain’s Birthday.

All,

I do not need to remind you that any celebrations for the Captain’s birthday should follow the regulations the Marshall and myself put in following last years disaster.

For those who are not aware of them the rules are:

  • Do not “borrow” flowers from the King’s garden.
  • Cake’s with naked men, women, dogs or any other living, dead, inanimate or animated object/being is not acceptable - bring a real cake.
  • No strippers.
  • Any Kingsglaive that is seen repeating past “jokes“ will be reprimanded and spend the entire evening working the lower City limits.
  • Anyone who gives the Captain gift cards because they couldn’t think to purchase something meaningful will be punished.
  • All songs in the “limited usage“ list are banned for the entirety of the day, this includes variations that are hummed, insturmental, drum and bass versions, remixes and badly sung covers.
  • Warping in the Citadel will be acceptable during preperation for the birthday celebration but only after 4pm.
  • Presents of a sexual nature must be given to privately, many of us are scarred that the Captain has… a certain knowldge in the usage of questionable items.
  • If anyone see’s Nyx Ulric near the Citadel’s internal sound system do not shoot him, stab him, maim, attack with intent to kill or seriously injure him.

These rules will be upheld by certain members of both divisions and anyone who breaks the rules will not be viewing the Captain’s mainsuprise later tonight.

In the words of our dear Captain

That is all.

personal list of Banned Songs

  • first day of my life - bright eyes
  • everybody does - julien baker
  • no shade in the shadow of the cross - sufjan stevens