bamboo pop

New episode in Eguchi’s Ibaraki Jungle House

From Trignal no KiraBR #95 (aka B-Fes in Spring 2016′s afternoon session)…because even though Ryohei and Wing teased him about it nearly every single episode, it has been a while since the last time Egu let loose something new, I think…XD

Questionnaire Topic: What you eat for dinner last night?
Answer (from an Ibaraki person): “I ate hamburger and bamboo shoots soup my mom made last night. I think it’s because it’s its season, but I’m getting bamboo shoot in something every meal right now”

Egu: I TOTALLY GOT THAT!!
Wing: Me too! I mean, they’re selling a whole bunch of bamboo shoots in the supermarket right now.
Egu: Yeah, and well…I do feel obliged…as fellow Ibaraki person, bu-
Ryohei: Yeah, you should be.
Egu: Wait, I didn’t even say anything yet…
Wing: Let’s wait and hear him out first, OK?
Egu: Yeah…well, my house is actually surrounded by bamboo forest, so when it’s their seasons, there are bamboo shoots popping out everywhere!
Ryohei: No, you got it wrong. We “buy” bamboo shoots…in supermarket and such.
Egu: Eh? You don’t go pick up bamboo shoots from your garden?
Ryohei: No, no. We go to the store and politely ask them if we can have some bamboo shoots.
Egu; You’re kidding…but there’re bamboo shoots growing in my garden…I mean, if not careful, I even got some of them popping up from the floor inside my house!
Wing: Yeah…so you have to remove them, right?
Egu: RIGHT!?
Wing: Since if you don’t, they’ll become bamboos…
Egu: I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE LAUGHING, BUT THERE GOTTA BE SOME PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME, RIGHT!?…SEE, THERE REALLY ARE!!
Wing: Yeah, since there are bamboo shoots popping inside the house, you have to remove them before they grow to become bamboos and destroy your house.
Egu: Yeah, they will. Bamboo shoots grow very fast too!
Ryohei: So that’s why the floor of your house has to be raised.
Wing: LOL
Egu: …No, it’s not raised.

Bonus:

Ryohei: …And so, let’s ask the man himself. Eguchi, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Audience: CURRY RICE!! CURRY RICE!!
Egu: Well, it’s actually not what everyone’s thinking though…I actually ate…
Audience: Have you been eating your green?
Wing: LOL
Egu: …Last night, I actually ate ramen…
Audiences: (more start shouting) What about your veggies!!?
Egu: As for veggies…well, there were some in my bowl too, and I ate about two pieces of the-…OUCH!!!…Well, the veggi-
Ryohei: (cut in) OK, let’s get to the audience’s answer!

PS. DVD!!! I’m loving this episode of Trignal no KiraBR…XD