bambam scenarios

  • Taeyong: *in the E.R waiting room waiting for Doyoung*
  • Jaebum: *Also waiting for bambam*
  • Taeyong: So what happened?
  • Jaebum: BamBam whipped his dab so hard he broke a few fingers, you?
  • Taeyong: Doyoung dabbed so hard he pulled a muscle
  • Both: *disappointed*
got7 in a group chat
  • Mark: Lurking
  • Jaebum: cant turn his caps lock off
  • Jackson: writing five paragraph essays about what he had for lunch that day
  • Jinyoung: ranting 24/7 also fighting with yugyeom
  • Youngjae: will send a recording of him laughing instead of typing lol
  • BamBam: spams group chat with memes
  • Yugyeom: "Your mom." also fighting with jinyoung
Got7 fighting style...

BamBam:

  • thinks it’s a joke until the other person starts warming up
  • “oh, we’re actually doing this? oh okay okay okay okay…”
  • inflatable tube man impersonation
  • immediately surrenders if he gets hit
  • talks shit when his opponents have already gone home to their families
  • "at one point I definitely had the upper-hand” headass

Mark:

  • thinks fighting is dumb as hell
  • but fights just to shut the other person up
  • is actually rly good
  • gotta go fast
  • wins bc his opponent can never land a hit
  • somehow is smiling the whole time
  • opponent leaves more frustrated than before bc Mork is so calm

Jinyoung:

  • more of a words fighter but will still beat ur ass
  • actually rly strong
  • always has the upper hand
  • beats opponent’s ass and is back home in time for supper
  • low key thinks he’s a beast
  • is right

Jaebum:

  • was born ready to fight
  • i’m ready right now, let’s do this!!!!!
  • “sir, please, this is a daycare.”
  • not rly fast but good at overpowering his opponent
  • chokehold King
  • literally thinks every fight is to the death
  • members have to stop him
  • “let me go, i’m good” headass 

Jackson

  • prob the best fighter in the group
  • starts every fight with the “bring it, bitch” hand motion
  • super saiyan
  • always goes for the biggest dude
  • cocky smiles at his opponent
  • guaranteed to say “is that all you got?” for no reason
  • guaranteed to take his shirt off for no reason
  • makes everyone recount the fight second-by-second for the next 12 weeks

Yugyeom:

  • a crier
  • “why do we gotta fight tho?”
  • ends up winning by accident
  • too tall for his opponent
  • opponent got tired trying to punch yugyeom’s face and passed out
  • yugyeom rode with his opponent in the ambulance
  • they’re friends now

Youngjae:

  • a lot of yelling for no reason
  • a pusher not a puncher
  • acts like he’s been shot if he gets hit
  • dramatic pain yells
  • dramatic collapse yells
  • opponent ends up leaving bc it’s too loud
  • youngjae is still yelling when everyone has gone home

Bambam is seriously the funniest man and he always makes me laugh at his adorable stupid jokes. Even though I joke about wanting to punch him for constantly dabbing I love him in spite, Happy birthday to the young and rich Bam 😳💕

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smileyykihyun  asked:

ahhh! i love your blog and i come here everyday to read your aus! i know you are busy with college so i don't want to burden you but may you please write a got7 version for the "favorite places to be kissed"? thank you and take care!!

thank you!! 
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JB is more of “let me kiss you instead” kind of person, but there are kisses that even make the serious leader weak in the knees. Hugging him from behind and placing kisses up his shoulder make him set down whatever he’s doing and smile, gently chuckling and asking what is your up to. When you confess that you just want to kiss him, JB find that adorable and cherishes this moment where you see him at his softest. 

Jinyoung might not admit it but being kissed on the hands, from the fingertips to his wrist, is really special to him. It makes him flustered, but it gives him this sense of admiration on your part and just lets him now that you’re in love with him as much as he’s in love with you. He might not want to get these kinds of kisses in public though, his ears might turn very red. 

Jackson loves getting kissed literally anywhere. To put it simply, Jackson is a simple guy and so his favorite is a kiss on the lips. But maybe that’s going way too tame, Jackson loves making out. He also loves quick pecks. The kisses where you’re rushing and only get the side of his lip, or the kisses where you’re taking your time and getting him winded up. Jackson also totally stares at your lips and daydreams about them, like he definitely would. 

Mark likes having his chest kissed, especially when you run your lips over his collarbone and kiss that little mole on his skin. These kinds of kisses can have a slightly more physical instigation, when you two are getting intimate but also if you’re just laying on his chest while you two watch a movie and you kiss the exposed skin like it makes a shiver run up his spin. A good shiver of course. 

Youngjae likes kisses behind the ear, which are innocent at first but can lead to a lot more if you both want it to. But also, he gets ticklish when you press your lips there and he laughs into his hand and it’s the kind of laugh that makes everything about your day better. If anything you do it playfully when you two are bored, or maybe when you’re trying to tell Youngjae that you have something planned for the night. 

Bambam is wild and loves it when you kiss his throat. Like start at his jawline and work your way down and leave marks! Don’t be shy because Bambam loves confidence and you’re showing him that you find him attractive and want to show the world he’s yours. He totally brags about the marks to everyone the next day. 

Yugyeom is a fan of all forms of affection so kisses are always fun for him and he’ll take all of them! But what’s cute about him is he really likes having his forehead and hair kissed, especially when he’s got his head on your lap or when he’s just woken up and he’s still in bed and you brush back his bangs or don’t even bother and kiss right over them. It’s so cute and it makes him want to pull you right into his arms and hold you the whole day.~

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This will forever go into history as one of the best stories JB has ever told 😂

got7 working at a grocery store;

Originally posted by letaliabane

@jingogi was telling me abt this supermarket in her country called jason’s that she always calls jaebum’s and then this happened

jaebum

  • the manager
  • the youngest manager at the grocery store ever
  • honestly doesn’t know how he went from bagging to manager so fast but he’s pretty sure the owner of the store has a crush on him
  • everyone who works there thinks he’s so cool bc he’s like,, pretty much the best at leading and will always fix a sticky situation with what seems like zero effort
  • but jaebum can assure you every time someone comes into his office with a question his mind is just screaming AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK!! FUCK FUCK 
  • “hey!! how can i help you? :))”

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Unanimous (M) // BamBam & Mark Tuan

Originally posted by princemarkie

Pairing: BamBam x Reader x Mark

Genre: Smut, Threesome/Menage-a-trios, HouseMate!AU, Angst.

Summary; Upon returning to your boyfriend BamBam’s shared apartment after a crazy party, Mark finds himself wanting to join in on the fun you’re both having in BamBam’s bed.

Please note that this scenario is rated M for MATURE as it contains scenes of a sexual nature - drunken sex, threesome sex.

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