balls-on-walls

veryconfusedbisexual  asked:

What hogwarts houses for the Power Rangers?

Omg I don’t think I’m qualified for this! Lol. I’d probably get them wrong in a lot of people’s minds.

Jason is definitely a Gryffindor. Not an annoying one, but he’s definitely brave and a leader. Billy has Ravenclaw qualities for sure, but I would really say he’s a Hufflepuff even if it might seem expected or stereotypical to make him one. I’d give Zack Gryffindor too. He’s balls to the wall about life lol. Trini is a Slytherin, I think. And honestly I’d go that route for Kim too. Though she might be a Ravenclaw.

WOD

Today’s workout was a partner HIIT. 10 rounds, alternating after the entire round.

10 wall balls @ 14#
5 devil’s presses @ 50# (burpees into a swinging press)
20 mountain climbers

I was paired with a newbie, which made for decent recovery, although I was still gassed by the end. I managed about 1:00-1:15 per round. Total time with partner was 26:30.

The Creators of Yuri on Ice
  • Episode one: let's make the gay really subtle and not distract from the story line
  • Episode two: Just make the opening a little gayer and have Viktor touch Yuri a bunch, but in a teasing flirting way. We don't want to go overboard
  • Episode four: Let's just straight up have Viktor ask to be Yuri's lover. That should get everyone on the same page
  • Episode seven: Make them kiss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Episode nine: They're still??? not??? convinced??? After that? Ok, so this time do like a really big dramatic airport scene where they run at each other and Yuri uses the same words as a proposal to ask Viktor to stay with him. But still keep it subtle. We're going For sub-context here to let the audience figure it out.
  • Episode ten: FUCK IT! FUCK IT! PUT ENGAGEMENT RINGS ON THOSE BOYS! PUT YURI ON A G O D D A M N STRIPPER POLE!!! HAVE YURI HANG ON VIKTOR LIKE A DRUNK KOALA AND HUMP HIM LIKE A DOLPHIN!! SHOW THE EXACT MOMENT VIKTOR FALLS IN LOVE WITH YURI. YURI. AND. VIKTOR. ARE. GAY.
Boundaries
  • Ladynoir:
  • Ladybug: Oh my goodness Chat *flings herself across his stomach* I am menstruating so hard right now.
  • Chat Noir: Gross, get off me.
  • Ladybug: Shhh heating pads don't talk.
  • Chat Noir: *pats her head sympathetically* I'm here for you, Ladyboop.
  • Adrinette:
  • Adrien: *has been left alone in a room with Marinette and has no idea what to say*
  • Marinette: *sitting several feet away from him, wide-eyed, blushing*
  • Adrien: *panicking* So... how's life?
  • Marinette: Oh, heh, you know. Lifelike. *screams internally*
  • Shepard: *trash-talking, gun-toting, thirsting-after-heavy-armaments, BALLS TO THE WALLS, I HAVE ADOPTED A TINY SON HIS NAME IS GRUNT, N7 MARINE TURNED ZOMBIE-SPECTRE OVERLORD, LET ME COMMAND A REAPER ARMY -*
  • Ryder: *smol, awkward bean who cannot flirt to save her life. Probably got scolded for not doing homework on time, trips over own shoes and wears crocs in private*
Fandoms Right Now
  • Steven Universe: Nuclear Summer.
  • Gravity Falls: Can an ant do this Ford?
  • Wander Over Yonder: *Crying*
  • Rick & Morty: Coming back bitches.
  • Star vs The Forces of Evil: WE RISE.
  • Homestuck: Dark Andrew Hussie show us the forbidden Homestuck Epilogue and Hiveswap release date.
  • Over The Garden Wall: We got...a phone case.
  • Undertale: Great googly-moogly, it's all gone to shit.
  • Pokemon: Fakemons were Realmons.
  • Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: It's time to kinkshame Kira.
  • Dragonball: Our show is finally getting good after 40+ episodes.
  • One Punch Man: The English Dub isn't shit for once.
Fandoms Right Now
  • Steven Universe: Beach City? More like: Gay-a-palooza.
  • Gravity Falls: Farewell to the Falls.
  • Wander Over Yonder: Lay down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.
  • Star vs The Forces of Evil: 🎶IT'S GONNA GET A LITTLE emotional.
  • Rick & Morty: Free Rick Sanchez, he did nothing wrong.
  • Undertale: * Smells like cancer.
  • Over the Garden Wall: Still...uh, still here.
  • Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: chew
  • Dragonball Super: 🌹R O S E Y🌹
  • Pokemon: Who's that Pokemon? It's...Wicke's Boobies!
  • Blue's Clues: Magenta and Blue were girlfriends all along.
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Belgian wall gun

Manufactured in Liège, Belgium c.1866 - serial number 21.
.75/19mm caliber barrel with hexagonal rifling, removable percussion breechblock, skeleton pistol grip.

Hexagonal rifling uses a similarly hexagonal bullet to impart spin, instead of taking a round bullet and squishing it against regular rifling by shooting it. This weapon would have had a considerable accuracy and power which we can only assume Belgian soldiers used to hunt dinosaurs.

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He didn’t want to think about this, didn’t want to feel this, so he thought about the Foxes instead. He clung tight to the memory of their unhesitating friendship and their smiles. He pretended heartbeat pounding a sick pace in his temples was an Exy ball ricocheting off the court walls. He thought of Wymack holding him up in December and Andrew pushing him down against the bedroom floor. The memories made him weak with grief and loss, but they made him stronger, too. 
He’d come to the Foxhole Court every inch a lie, but his friends made him into someone real.