Shooting Me Softly

Inspired by this post by @waitedforgarridebs and @morgendaemmerung89, the latter of whom promised that if I wrote it she would sing it.

Sung by Sherlock to the tune of Killing Me Softly

Stealing my John with her wiles
Marrying him on a ruse
Shooting me softly with her gun
Silencer on it, on her gun
Taking my whole life with no noise
Shooting me softly with her gun

I said it wasn’t murder
That it was surgery
I tried to make excuses —
I didn’t want to see
That she was an assassin
And she was killing me

Stealing my John with her wiles
Marrying him on a ruse
Shooting me softly with her gun
Silencer on it, on her gun
Taking my whole life with no noise
Shooting me softly with her gun

I felt all flushed with fever
Embarrassed by my lack
Of accurate deductions
About Mary’s attack
I prayed that I could find it —
A way to win John back

Giving myself to his fingers
Giving myself to his lips
Touching him softly with my hands
Touching him softly with my hands
Giving my whole heart to his care
Touching him softly with my hands

And finally John realized
Through all his dark despair
Whenever he had need of me
I would be there
And we should always be
Together as a pair

Now he’s stroking my hair with his fingers
Kissing my throat with his lips
Touching me softly with his hands
Touching me softly with his hands
Drawing it out until I come
Touching me softly…

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  • Nobunaga: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
  • Mitsuhide: I did. I broke it...
  • Nobunaga: No. No, you didn't. Hideyoshi?
  • Hideyoshi: Don't look at me. Look at Toshiie.
  • Toshiie: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Hideyoshi: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken!
  • Toshiie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Hideyoshi: Suspicious.
  • Toshiie: No it's not!
  • Katsuie: If it matters, probably not... Lady Oichi was the last one to use it.
  • Oichi: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Katsuie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Oichi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Katsuie!
  • Mitsuhide: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Milord.
  • Nobunaga: No. Who broke it?
  • Hideyoshi: [whispering] Milord, Ieyasu's been awfully quiet...
  • Ieyasu: Really?!
  • Hideyoshi: Yeah, really!
  • ...
  • Nobunaga: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

I regret nothing… yet.

Been doing a lot of Saizo/Nobunaga/Shingen edits lately, so thought I’d branch out and put Ieyasu/Scorpio together some how, and this is what I came up with.  My next trick will be putting Scorpio in Ieyasu’s shoes…



Ieyasu Tokugawa and Scoriop both belong to Voltage.  I’m just playing with them.

Happy birthday my spirit animal of cat lovers, Lord Mitsuhide~! Keep awesome and love cats moreeeeeee \(✪ω✪)/


Mitsuhide’s birthday arrow command, presumably from Nobunaga, is not to work for the whole day.

He’s troubled because there are documents he has to go through, but Inuchiyo offers to do it in his stead and then kicks him out.

While pondering what to do, he notes that the grass in the courtyard is overgrown, so he starts gardening. Hideyoshi promptly arrives and also kicks him out.

After that, Mitsuhide runs into MC, who tells him that she’s cooking all his favorite things for dinner. They end up going shopping together for ingredients.

Nobunaga and Hideyoshi are satisfied. Inuchiyo despairs over the documents, which he can’t decipher at all.


That was the bloodiest Tenka ranking battle in my history of Voltage. I’m all out of resources *sighs* I’m not gonna try to chase rank till next month…. The 6 chibis thoooo, love how they can FLY hahahaha! They fill out the frame so nicely^^hahahaha! They fill out the frame so nicely^^thoooo, love how they can FLY hahahaha! They fill out the frame so nicely^^


I have completed both endings for act 2 a few days ago omg 😭😭

(what am i going to do now ;-;)

In the Divine Ending, Lord Nobunaga chose to commit seppuku, dying as a result of that but MC was with him and they passed on together, which was better in my opinion since the first day, MC promised to serve him till death… We get the epilogue where they met in the future after so long.

In the Noble Ending, having MC ruined Lord Nobunaga’s plans, they both chose to escape and are on the run while repairing and selling guns (opened a black market) to survive. Lord Mitsuhide still is persuaying Lord Nobunaga to come back to the castle to work but ever since his plans did not work accordingly after killing the 2 people, he did not have the will to carry on his duties any more. Therefore, both him and MC escaped in the middle of the night onto a boat and travelled for China to stay (lolol imagine Lord Mitsuhide’s expression after not finding anyone at the house 😂😂)

Personally, I prefered the Divine Ending. I feel that it had more of an emotional kick to me and I couldn’t stop crying after reading it. Yes, they both passed on in the end but I like the fact they die together and not just Lord Nobunaga alone (looking at you Lord Kenshin and Lord Shigen route). When they met in the future, it just shows their fates and bonds with each other and got back together after so long 😭😭 The Noble Ending was a little bland for me, well maybe because I expected something even more emotional after the first ending but I did enjoy it nontheless.

Going for Lord Kenshin’s Noble route now and I am hoping so badly he doesn’t die ;-;

Thank you for taking your time to read my opinion though :)

A/N:  A what-if situation, where Masamune sent the MC away, and never retrieved her.

He sometimes wonders if it meant something.

Rain hardens the soil, she once said, bringing tea and medicine, and another cushion to lay his head burning with ache and fever on. I do not need to harden any more, he wanted to reply. She was long gone though, so are the embroidered satin pillows, time will soon follow and the wind blowing through the gaps between the wooden roof is not the best company. It carries the moist scent of wood and refuses to listen or answer.

He wonders about his father. He remembers him, a petite man with dark hair and soft hands that never raised in anger, and repaired the leaking roof or a broken fence, unmindful of his social status. The roof is leaking again, it has been for a long time, but Masamune is not his father.

He tries to, but sometimes trying is not enough, and he knows that as much as he struggled to close his eyes, and not see his father’s corpse covered in dirt, it was all but futile effort.

“I’m sorry,” he murmured to himself, and she wiped his wet face, mingling the tears and sweat. “I’m so sorry.”

“It’s okay,” she had said in return, patching the roof in his father’s stead. “You’ll be fine.”

His eyes closed, repeating the words she had said. It’s okay. He’ll be fine.

The rain, however, continued endlessly as if it had forgotten to stop.

Headcanon: He Tries to Kiss You, But Someone Interrupts {SLBP}

Game: Samurai Love Ballad Party.
Characters: Oda Nobunaga,  Kirigakure Saizo, Date Masamune, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Ishida Mitsunari, Takeda Shingen.
Post Date: 28 May 2017
Author’s Note: Let’s just say, you’re saying a cute thing to the lord and it made them want to kiss you but it get interrupted O-O. What his reaction will be~?


He put his hand on your chin and pulled you closer to him, leave your face redden by his sudden touch. He traces your lips with his slender finger and smirked to you.

“Your lips are very soft. Let me taste it.” he whispers seductively in your ear.

Your heartbeat is getting faster as close his gap to you. You closed your eyes tightly, ready for his passionate kiss. 

But then…

“I’m very sorry for interrupting, milord.” A sudden voice interrupting your kiss. Both of you turned around and found red faced Mitsuhide “Is it better if you do that in the more private place?”

After that, you noticed that you are still in the hall. His retainers are still in there watching you being lovely-dovey with Nobunaga, they face is red. You quickly pull away from him and running out of embarrassment.

“I’m sorry!!”

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