PSA: my snake is my baby. It’s okay if you don’t like snakes, but please don’t say mean and hurtful things. I love my snake like I love my furry pets. It’s not very nice to threaten the safety of my babiessss
So last night was Food Night. As usual, Penelope was being a butt, but eventually decided that she wasn’t interested in having dinner. So I went to toss the rat in a baggie.
Apparently I got distracted by something in the meantime, cos when I went to bed a few hours later, all my stuff from the shelf over her tank was on the floor, and her tank was empty.
So search the shelves, search the floor, search the drawers. Under the bed, in the hamper, behind the catbox. Still no Penelope. Call my roommates to help me and we flip the bed. Nothing.
Now I was pretty certain she couldn’t have gotten out of the room because the door was shut and there’s no clearance for her to squeeze under, and we were in the living room so there was no way she could wiggle past us.
Commence flipping of the couch and tossing the bathroom anyway.
Just as we’re about to start tossing the guys’ room, one shouts out he’s found her.
had been sitting behind the curtain
watching us look for her ass for over half an hour at 3 in the morning.