baldy love

my sister has never seen anything about uncharted before and saw me playing as Nathan Drake and dropped the best description I’ve ever heard so I asked her to describe a couple of other random characters so by her logic we have 

“true religion wearing beef meat man”

“scruffy lucky brand leather jacket baldy boy with lovely eyes”

“oxford educated layering queen I’d-like-to-speak-to-the-manager-please and could probably kick my ass”

“I’d like 30 cigars and a scotch neat”

“is that elsa”