baldur's-gate

reasons to play baldur’s gate:

  • literally zero system requirements. you can play it on your 20-year-old computer, on your tablet, probably on your toaster
  • great plot
  • 4839483 class/race combinations that actually force you to adapt to different fighting styles
  • pretty hand-drawn backgrounds (especially in baldur’s gate 2)
  • bioware sense of humor (before ‘sad weapon’ there was the saga of golden pantaloons)
  • your PC is a snarky piece of shit
  • want to change something? romance unromanceable characters? sell your soul to the devil? there’s a 99% chance there’s a mod for that

In which the two authors team up to do the portraits because damn there are a lot of characters we have mooned over these years of Bioware games.