Hi my name is Solas and I have a shiny bald head that can blind the Maker and pale blue eyes that can mesmorize you to sleep right in the rotunda and a lot of people tell me I look like Nosferatu (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Maker but I wish I was because they’re a major fucking hottie. I have freckles dotting my skin like rubies. I’m also a god of  trickery and REBELLION ( but not really, please don’t call me a God. i’m too humble ) , and i created the veil and destroyed the soul of my people only to do it over again  (I’m like thousands of years young so this isn’t impossible okay). I’m a wolf disguised as an egg (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly hobo clothing that smells like moth balls and old lady perfumes because they’re so old. I love Fen’Apperal ( hobo clothing at high pricess, check it out ) and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing an old beige sweater, and tight ass green leggings, and no shoes because i’m a true elf. I was subtely hot in a way not everyone ( nobody but me ) can manage. I was walking outside skyhold. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of dalish freaks stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Solas!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…the Maker!

CREATE YOUR OWN ‘MY IMMORTAL’ PARAGRAPH   ( autoplay warning !! )based on the infamous “MY IMMORTAL” bad fic of the harry potter fandom. (alt here.)
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anonymous asked:

I shaved my head and I actually look ugly I'm so sad :(

Listen I didn’t realize how FUCK tiny my forehead actually is and how prominent my ears r and pointy my head is and I was rly self conchas about my bald head but honestly………… These r things that I love now because no one else has the same weird shit goin on with their skull and I appreciate that

anthony fantano shrunk me down to the size of a bug and put me in a tiny zamboni. i have to make his bald head really shiny every day or else he’ll kill me