baker family

Companions (and faction leaders) react to the Baker family from Resident Evil 7 - Part II: the girls

Part I: the boys

 fact: I watched a couple of yt vids to figure out who they are -haven’t played the game and not likely to- and right then mom walked in and jump scared me by accident. Oops.


Okay to make this a little less ‘general’ I decided to do a react to them sitting around the table with the Bakers after getting knocked unconscious through a sudden shovel to the face. They’re sitting at the table with a bunch of disgusting things which are supposed to pass for food on it. This is how they react when father Baker slices his son’s arm then tries to force them to eat as his wife freaks out over them not wanting to eat. “ EAT! OR I’LL MAKE YOU.”

Cait:
Cait looked utterly unimpressed. “ Like hell you are. I don’t take orders from you.” before Sole knew what was going on Cait had grabbed the knife from his hand and rammed it into his neck after which she punched him to the ground, all the while mrs. Baker was freaking out and screeching next to her. She shot a glance at the woman and grabbed her gun from the man’s pocket, shooting both him and her as she seemed ready to attack her as well.  “I’ve had my fair share of abusive families. Let’s get outta here Sole.”

Piper:
“ Well… So much for pleasantries, huh?” Piper was pretty damn shocked at what had just happened but figured that the last thing she should do was show that she was. She considered actually eating but wanted to throw up at the mere sight of the food. She was disgusted by all that had happened and shot a glance at Sole next to her. Sole rammed a dagger strapped to their back into the man’s hand who immediately went for him. Before Piper could fully process what was going on she was running out of there, with Sole next to her.

Curie:
Curie looked angrier at how they had treated their son than at then at them trying to force-feed them disgusting goo (which Sole figured might have some human parts in it as well). While Sole was busy figuring out a viable escape route, they were trying not to get too distracted by Curie’s rant. “ How dare you treat him like zhat! He is your son!” “ What do we have here, a DEAF ONE? EAT!” His wife was slowly going hysteric in the background “They don’t want to eat! They don’t want to eat!”
 “ What do I have here?! Self-respect. I shall not abide by your wishes. Now release us at once!” Baker slapped her across the face, right in time to get his arm twisted back and knocked to the ground by a just freed Sole. “Don’t touch her. Curie, get my gun back! ”

Des:
Des rolled her eyes. She’d gotten out of worse situations than this one, but she had thought she already had met the rock bottom of deplorable examples of human kind. Turns out she was wrong. She looked more like someone had inconvenienced her than like someone in a possible life-or-death situation. She side-glanced Sole who noticed she was getting rid of her restrains at a very high speed; she’d clearly done this before. He got closer with the spoon and made a move to choke her and force-feed her the ‘meal’. “ Well. This is gonna be interesting.”  She head-butted him and freed her hands. She noticed their weapons on the table and went for it, throwing Sole theirs before they finished both of them off. “ We’ve got to find the others.” 

Glory:
Glory raised an eyebrow. “Can I just ask: what the hell are you people doing?”  “EAT!” “ Fuck off deathbreath.I’ve got something better to do than play teaparty with you.” She broke through her restraints. “Also, your ropes are half-decayed, kind of like your face.” She sent him flying on the table and loosened Sole’s ropes. “ Let’s go.”

Haylen:
Sole noticed she was also trying to get rid of her restraints and was getting there relatively fast, too. “EAT!” “ I heard you the first time.” She needed a little bit more time to get free and so did Sole, she opened her mouth a little while the man shoved the ‘food’ in. She  closed her mouth but spit it all out in an instant. “What the fuck is in that?!” The wife yelled frantically “They don’t want to eat!”  Sole got free first, knocked him out and then hurried over to Haylen to free her as well. As they grabbed their guns and shot both of them, Haylen was still spitting chunks of goo. “ When I became a field agent this was not what I had in mind.” Sole handed her some clean water. “Sure took one for the team there though, champ.”

things we learned in a 44 minute episode:
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MIKE AND GINNY TRIED TO SNEAK PEAKS OF EACH OTHER NAKED

-mike Lawson had a neglectful, rough (abusive?) childhood

-mike Lawson definitively craves a family

-Ginny Baker is getting better at taking control of her life and how Amelia handles her

-the Padres are smoking hot shirtless and oiled up

-MIKE AND GINNY TRIED TO SNEAK PEAKS OF EACH OTHER NAKED

-Mike Lawson has no problem showing off his dick as a defense mechanism

-the ep did a great job showcasing baseball as a business

-MIKE AND GINNY TRIED TO SNEAK PEAKS OF EACH OTHER NAKED

SHOW, I WAS JOKING

SHOW NO

Little Known Steven Universe Fact Number 782!: Did you know that, while Gems in this universe are sentient, so are cuddly toys? We just witnessed the violent and tragic end of a long-lived baker! How will his family survive without him? Will Garnet’s new nose or Pearl’s third eye have an impact on the future of the show? And will Javier ever recover from his chronic alcoholism? Find out in the next shocking installment of Mr. Queasy and friends!

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This adds a whole new dimension to the Scone of Stone. Apparently you gotta actually be British to unlock all the levels of Pratchett’s humour. Again, like in Dwarf society.

There is a LOT of regional humor in Disc which can go over non British people’s heads. Like the fact that the Dwarf bread slogan “T’bread wi t’edge” implies a northern Lancashire accent and is based on the actual real life Warbuton Family Baker’s slogan, which is in itself a pun—“Warbutons, bakers born and bread”.

Maybe, Baby

by thoughtsickles (16k)

Published : 2016-09-30

It all feels too easy, too good to be true. It all feels like a scene from Louis’ daydreams, the kind of life he’d always imagined he’d have when he was younger and bored at his momma’s work, sneaking around the hallways of the maternity ward until the nurses let him in to hold the babies. He’d felt so important being allowed to touch them. He’d told them stories of the lives they were going to have, houses with nice wallpaper that wasn’t peeling, yards filled with sunshine and flowers and grass that never went yellow. A hammock to nap in, cuddled up with his husband.

You can’t stay here, he tells himself, but Baby doesn’t want to listen.

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Louis runs away. Harry finds him.

Chaptered

Note : Emotional/Psychological Abuse

Mary’s Narration

I loved it. I think it was fitting that she was the one the give the send off. I don’t know why 90% of this fandom hates it. I think it was beautiful and It made me cry more because it reminded me that she was no longer part of the Baker Street family that is raising her daughter now. She might not have mentioned Rosie but she didn’t need too. That P.S was about reminding Sherlock and her husband John, what kind of men they are and she has complete trust in them to raise her daughter with the same love, care, wisdom, strength and adventures that she would have been part of if she was still alive. 

Companions (and faction leaders) react to the Baker family from Resident Evil 7 - Part I: the boys

This is a gifs one as I thought they said it all ;) I believe they’re all badass enough, especially with Sole by their side, to get out alive. The one with the girls is here

Okay to make this a little less ‘general’ I decided to do a react to them sitting around the table with the Bakers after getting knocked unconscious through a sudden shovel to the face. They’re sitting at the table with a bunch of disgusting things which are supposed to pass for food on it. This is how they react when father Baker slices his son’s arm then tries to force them to eat as his wife freaks out over them not wanting to eat. “ EAT! OR I’LL MAKE YOU.”

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I went to see The Final Problem in theaters on Wednesday. I took a large series of photos. These aesthetic pieces are the result.

Part 8/8: Family. It’s what you make of it. It is the final answer. It is what it is.