Hi! :D I was wondering if you could do a Clint Bartons daughter but dating Peter Parker headcanon?
A/n: I love the idea of this. It has to be one of my favorite Marvel x reader AUs. So i’m glad i get the chance to write it! I’d so be glad to get more requests like this.
-When Clint finds out you’re dating he completely flips out. Not because you’re dating Peter, but just cause you’re dating anyone.
-To him you’ll always be too young to date. And it took a lot of convincing from his wife to actually let it go.
-Clint would be so overprotective.
“Where are you going? Are you going out with Peter? Because i won’t allow that. Not this late.”
“Dad, it’s 5 pm. And no, i’m not. Just going to a coffee shop.”
“Okay. But you better not go sneaking off to see him! I’ll know if you do.”
-And would have a really really long talk with Peter about if he ever lays a hand on you, upsets you in any way, or steps out of place once, he will personally kill him.
-Which really freaked Peter out.
“He hates me!”
“No he doesn’t, he does this with everyone. I’m just glad he didn’t give you a different kind of talk.”
-Let’s just say that every single time Peter sees Clint he freezes up and is overly cautious.
-( He’s legit scared of PDA a bit because he expects Clint to always be watching over you two )
-Almost always going over to his place instead of yours. It’s just safer that way.
-And if you stay over night for some reason, you wake up to around 100 texts asking if you’re OK.
-And when you two spend the day at your place, Peter always brings some sort of home made desert for Clint to try and get on his good side.
-( You bug Peter about it a lot, saying stuff like “I don’t get sweets! It’s almost like you’re in a relationship with my dad, not me!” )
-None of it really works though. Clint still gives him the death glare when you only hold hands. (God forbid the time you once pecked Peter on the lips in front of him. Clint looked like he actually might kill both of you.)
-You insist that if your dad gets in the way of anything you’ll deal with it yourself and make sure he backs off.
-Which eventually happens. He does too far and you tell him off in front of the whole team.
“I don’t think you get it, Dad! I love him, and you want this relationship to fail. If it doesn’t work out because of you i don’t even know how i could ever forgive you!”
“Honey, i’m sorry. I… I didn’t know it was that serious.”
-That happened to be the first time you actually say ‘i love you’. So high key Peter is just in panic mode.
-And in the middle of a very cute father Daughter forgiveness time Peter just ruins it all by saying ‘I love you too, Y/n’ like five minutes after you had admitted it.
-( The team would totally laugh at his awkwardness )
-Clint actually said sorry to Peter for scaring him so much. And invites him over to dinner with your family. Which is big, since Clint hadn’t done that ever. With anyone you knew.
-He would never ever ever admit it but, he’s very glad you picked someone as nice and sweet as Peter.
Merle you're standing in front of the two liches, one in the form of Magnus and one not. Lydia just is there in her spectral form. And you're standing beside a Taako that has just gone completely catatonic. What do you do?
I use Planar Ally-
I can summon an entity from another plane. I'm gonna go into that plane and grab Taako who's got a hold of Magnus, right?
Griffin and Justin:
And I'm gonna pull him back into this plane. I summon him. I summon both of them back into this plane.
Okay. Then Magnus and Taako, you both are flying back towards the center of the room. The pull of this rift is still trying to suck you in, and out of nowhere Merle turns around, turns his back to the two liches, and just outstretches his arms, and as he does you see spectral versions of his soulwood arm reach out and grab you.