Words: 2313 Pairing: Avengers x Reader Featuring: Hamilcast Warnings: There may have been swearing Requested: lol nope Authors Note: THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE. I also included some hamilcast dialouge but i dont know if its completly spot on so hey, just deal with it LOL. I wanna see Hamilton. There are many many ham refrences, so beware! Idea for imagine came from @flynn-science
“Hey, Tony, can I borrow an A-dot-Ham?” You walked into Tony’s office with a big smile.
“What did you just-”
“It’s from Hamilton,” You cut him off to spare from the weird looks, “Just give me ten dollars.”
“Oh,” Tony nodded, “The musical you like so much. Why haven’t you gone to see it yet?” Tony cocked an eyebrow.
You sighed with a roll of the eyes. “Have you seen how expensive those tickets are? I also cannot win the Hamilton lottery for the life of me! Now, can you please just give me the damn money?” You laughed at the end.
Tony pulled out the ten dollar bill and handed t to you. “Thank you!!” You squealed.
“Why did you need it exactly?”
You turned around quickly. “Uh, it’s Wednesday. There’s a Ham4Ham show today. Wanda and I were going to go, and we need a ten so we could get it signed-”
“On second thought, I don’t really care.” Tony cut you off with a small smile. You nodded and walked out, and as soon as you were gone, he pulled up the beloved album on his phone.
Summary: Another one of Starks failed experiments causes a rift in Universes causing their Actor selves from another Parallel Universe to come through. Steve has to face Hayley, the women that looks like the girl from his past, Tony has to deal with another him & you have to put up with another set of Avengers. Warnings: Swearing, fluff moments and breaking the 4th wall A LOT! Admins Note: I had a dream about this, I told Angie and she has basically helped me write it by giving me title ideas, ideas in general and telling me what I should and shouldn’t put in. Not really a specific plot, just that Steve doesn’t know whether to move on and it’s made more difficult with Hayley Atwell coming through the portal also, Bucky has to put up with being in love with you but seeing Sebastian make better ground & Wanda is forever crying over Aaron & Everyone keeps getting Scott Lang and Paul Rudd mixed up. This will probably end with Bucky x Reader getting together, also be prepared for me to mess you up- Rosalee
Anything to do with Bruce x Nat is not mentioned, as if it never happened, because I kinda wanna imply Clintasha throughout the rest of this; let me know what you think. Plus, filming for Civil War has finished but they are preparing for Infinity War, hence why everyone was together, so they aren’t filming but reading the first copies of the scripts. Just wanted to clear some things up for this part - Rosalee
“Do you know anything that is happening on the day?” You asked Chris, jutting a hip out and raising your eyebrows at the sheepishly looking, tall man.
“I know that I am marrying the best girl there is.” He offers with a smile, you roll your (E/C) eyes at him.
“Charmin’” you mutter, “Chris, this is serious! It’s your wedding day too, what do you want? Seriously, you can’t leave it to alternate me.”
“Honestly, I just want to show up in a tux with our family and closest friends, for her not to leave me at the altar, say our vows and have a fuckin’ great reception,” he shrugged simply, side smile,” OH! And for Dodger, our dog to be there” He grinned happily.
“I don’t think she’d, well, I’d leave you at the altar.” You smile slightly, flipping through a few magazines.
“I know that but I’m nervous, ya’know?” he sighed and asked, “what tux should I wear?”
You chuckled lightly as Chris pushed a few references your way, honestly, you never expected to be planning a wedding; especially your own, not that you haven’t thought about it but you just never gave yourself that kind of hope of a family.
“I like the Gucci one, black tuxedos are nice, maybe that light grey Paul Smith one is nice too,” you mutter to mainly yourself, Chris listening intently.
“Have you spoken to Steve?” he asked casually, looking at you as you stared at the photos, and you shake your head once at him? “I think he is getting attached to Hayley, I don’t want to worry anyone but this could be bad, considering.”
You looked up at Chris, getting the drift of what he is saying, sighing lightly “I know. I wish there was something I could say or do but the only person who will get through to him is Bucky.” He nods once.
“Just try? I know you think he won’t listen but hey, worth a shot, especially since you two are close friends already maybe hearing it from you would be better?” Chris asked, flipping open another wedding magazine “saying that, I gotta go find Robert, he’s helping with tux’s; doesn’t want to clash on designers or whatever” he rolled his bright blue eyes, you chuckled.
“Of course, no one can clash with Downey that will be social suicide!” you tell him, hopping off of the kitchen stool, he laughed loudly.
“So, you do have Mean Girls here then?” he asked, you nodded with a scoff.
“Of course, Tony made Steve and Bucky sit and watch it, it was a beautiful moment and afterwards Bucky kept quoting it for around a month.”
“Okay, but did Steve wear pink on Wednesday’s?” Chris asked seriously.
“We all did. Even Vision got involved, it was a weird June.” You sigh gently, causing Chris to laugh slightly harder at you.
About Thirty Minutes
You eventually find Steve in the gym, alone and punching a bag, frowning gently you slowly walk up to the super soldier; it had been a while since you had seen him beat a bag the way he is, normally whenever he gets this worked up it’s from nightmares he rarely has or from a stressful mission.
“Steve?” you called.
He instantly stops, grabbing the bag as it swings back towards him; he turns his face slightly towards you and is breathing heavily. You knew, you knew why he was this worked up, you didn’t want to out right ask him but you didn’t want dance around this subject.
“I thought I told you, you could always talk to me before taking it out on those poor bags?” A small smile towards him, he chuckled once before unwrapping his hands, walking to the bench and sitting down, you followed and sat beside him, “C’mon, tell me, what’s botherin’ you?”
“Nothing, nothing is necessarily bothering me,” he sighs gently and shakes his head, frown apparent on his face, “I think… no, I know… I love Hayley.”
He wipes the sweat off his face with a towel and looks at you. You don’t really know what to say, you could be selfish and tell him not to chase after this one, to tell him that it would never work out since she will be leaving but then… Steve deserves happiness! If that happiness meant he chased after this one, chased her through that portal, then you’d be cruel to stop him.
“Steve, be serious with me for a moment” He nodded once “are you truly IN love with Hayley or in love with the IDEA of Hayley?” you asked, watching his eyes for some answer in them, he stared back at you for a long moment.
“Does that really matter?” he asked “I know she isn’t Peggy, I know that but when I am around her it’s… hard to explain, she’s not different but she’s familiar and… I miss that. I miss feeling in place, I feel so lost sometimes, even with Bucky here it’s not really the same, not how it was and with Hayley it feels like… then.”
“Steve, as you friend, I don’t want you to make a mistake about this” you take one of his hands in your own “if you go through that portal there’s a chance you won’t ever come back, you can’t chase after her just because the idea of familiarity is appealing to you, I get it. I get that feeling lost in this time is horrible but we are your friends.” He sighs in frustration.
“You don’t get it, no one gets it!” he pulled his hand away from yours “I’ll never get Peggy back, I know that I’ll never fully get Bucky back again, I know that but I haven’t felt this sure about something in a long time” he tells you, looking at you for a few seconds “I don’t know what to do, tell me what to do.”
“I don’t want to get in the way of your happiness, Stevie” you sigh “this isn’t my decision, you should tell Hayley how you feel! I think that may help with your decision, just know that I’ll support you whatever you decide.”
He sighed lightly and wrapped an arm around you, pulling you into him for a hug, to which you responded by hugging him back tightly.
“How the hell am I meant to tell her that?” he asked slightly dumbfounded, you chuckled against his shoulder, patting his back and pulling back slightly.
“The wrong gal to ask that, Stevie!” he grinned and nodded in agreement “just be your usual dorky, lovable self, stumble over the words and be adorable; usually works somehow for you.”
He nudged you with his shoulder, catching you before you fell to the floor with the force of his nudge; he laughed as you glared playfully and poked your tongue out.
“Hey, did you know we are getting married in that alternate universe?” you nodded with a chuckle “I hope we have good food, otherwise what’s the point in us getting married?” he asked.
“Ooh, chocolate cake,” you both say at the same time “yep! This is why we are friends.” Steve patted your head lightly and you laughed.
In Towers Kitchen
Steve took a few deep breaths before walking up to Hayley, who happened to be alone as she made herself some tea, he smiled at her when he entered the kitchen. She tapped the side of the mug teaspoon, smiling lightly at Steve, waiting for him to speak first; evident that he had sorted her out for something, due to his nervous demeanour.
It’s silent for a few seconds -exceptfor the laughter of Chris Hemsworth, Mark and Jeremy in the living room-. Hayley frowns lightly as Steve figures out how to start this conversation and he kind of wished he never came here, how is he meant to tell her everything? Does he just say it and hope for the best? Does he ease into it? What’s the protocol for this?
“Steve? You okay?” Hayley sipped her tea, eyebrows rising at the super soldier; he looked at her and sighed gently, now or never.
“Uh, I don’t really know how to say this or really expect you to answer straight away-um- I kinda really like you!” He shrugged lightly, not looking directly at her.
“Wow,” Hayley mutters to herself, loud enough to make Steve look at her, it’s light awkward silence between them both “I don’t know what to say, I mean, I knew you’d have some kind of connection to me. Steve, I don’t know what you expect me to do here.” She frowns still.
“I know, I know it’s stupid but I couldn’t help it. It’s not even with how you look, I just like… being around you, I guess.” Steve scratches the back of his neck awkwardly.
“Paul Rudd told me that Tony has almost fixed the portal.” She sighs gently, placing her mug down and looking up at him.
Steve nods lightly “If I went with you, would you ever consider this?” he asked, her eyes widen at his question “don’t look at me like that, that was Peggy’s ‘are you stupid’ face and it happened often.” They both chuckled.
“Steve you can’t come with us through the portal! You are Captain America, Steve Rogers, you are needed here and all your friends are here.” Hayley tells him gently, taking one of his hands.
“It’s my decision if I wanted. I’m not always gonna be this person, one day I’m gonna have to stop, and someone told me that if I felt sure about this then I shouldn’t let it pass me!” Steve searches Hayley’s light, hazel eyes for some kind of confirmation from her.
“Do you really want to give this person up, though?” Hayley chuckled lightly “there was a time when Chris only had a six-picture contract, that ended and now he’s extended it! I love that you think I am worth this, just… Steve, it’s okay to feel a connection to me because of Peggy but don’t leave cause of that, I’m not Peggy Carter.”
“I’m not looking for another Peggy.” He sighs out gently; Hayley raises an eyebrow at him in question.
In an act of confidence, he leans down and presses his lips to hers, it’s an innocent and small kiss shared between them both. He’s hesitant allowing Hayley to lead the kiss slightly more, her hands holding his; she pulled away gently and sighed once more.
“I guess, you made your decision then?” she asked once, he chuckled and nodded “you gotta warn everyone, this is something that needs to be discussed.”
Steve nodded and sighed, knowing that Tony would be the worst to convince, probably more so than Bucky and Sam.
Your legs swing back and forth as you watch the ‘geniuses’ fix the portal. Bucky leaning against the table beside you, sharing Tony’s secrets snacks between you both, Tony was soldering something as both Bruce and Vision do some math; neither you nor Bucky understood.
“I’m marrying Chris, ” you tell Bucky, he looked at you with a frown and you chuckled “alternate me is marrying Chris Evans, you know, bearded Steve!”
“Oh” Bucky still frowned “Sebastian had mentioned you were engaged, didn’t mention who, though, that’s… great.”
“He asked for wedding advice, I’ve taken control, obviously,” he chuckled and nodded “have you spoken to Steve?”
“Uh, nope, I’ve been down here and helping with the heavy lifting” he turned to you, dipping his hand in the M&M packet “why? What’s wrong with that punk?” he asked
“I and Chris are concerned, Buck,” you tell him gently, making sure he was only who could hear you, he frowned and leant slightly closer to you “he’s getting close to Hayley, I talked to him and he seems pretty smitten with her, I’m scared for him.” You may not have told him everything but enough to raise concern, hopefully, he’ll talk to Steve.
“Steve won’t leave with them,” he chuckled and then stopped “right?” he looked at you, concern and worry for his best friend whirling in his stormy, grey eyes and you shrug.
“Maybe talk to him?” you suggested and he nodded “sorry for worrying you but… Tony said that the portal will close, maybe forever, I just don’t want him to make a mistake.” Bucky nodded.
“No, I’ll talk to him for you and… me, I mean, we go through everything and suddenly he wants to leave?” you placed a gentle hand on his shoulder, he stopped and looked at you, you grinned at him.
“He won’t leave you behind, I’m just worrying” he nodded once and smiled at you, going back to watching the geniuses argue over how to fix the portal, “twenty says Tony will throw a spanner.”
“I’ll double and say he throws a spanner plus knocks everything off that table” he nods to the workbench, you both shake on it and watch intently.
You glance at Bucky, his eyes focused on Stark, you sigh with worry and an ache in your heart. If things went well with Hayley, he would surely be leaving; Bucky was going to be heartbroken.
You leant into Bucky’s side and chuckled as Tony yelled something at Vision, only a matter of minutes now.
(Hope you liked this. So, Hayley and Steve kissed, Steve may leave through the portal and just…almost finished. :) I am so happy people are enjoying this, I am just overwhelmed. Let me know what you think, any theories on the ending?- Rosalee)
Y/N: I DON’T KNOW
HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS
Y/N: WHAT IF A
BEAR ATTACKS ME?
Y/N: I CAN’T
FIGHT OFF A BEAR! THEY’RE TOO CUTE!
Steve: Calm down!
Y/N: I CAN’T I’M
FREAKING OUT I’M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!
T’Challa: Take a
deep breath in. Out. Focus on your surroundings. I need you to stay alert. You
will be fine. We will track your phone and come get you but until then, I need
you to just stay where you are.
Y/N: Well Bruce is on vacation… Sam and Bucky would probably get lost trying to find me, Thor would get way too upset and freak out and Tony well, he’d never let me hear the end of this. Plus, you three are the most responsible.
Nat: Care to
explain how you ended up lost in the middle of nowhere?
suggested we go camping. Take a break. Relax. Enjoy nature. Do some stargazing.
BUT NOW I’M GOING TO DIE! I, AN AVENGER, DEFEATED BY NATURE!
Nat: This is Clint’s
Y/N: I mean,
partially… Don’t get mad at him, Nat!
Nat: He should
have been watching over you!
is Clint now? How did you get lost?
Y/N: The twins
went to get some wood for the fire while Peter and I set up the tents. Clint climbed
up a tree to view the sunset, I think. He didn’t explain. I saw this really
cute rabbit and I wanted to take a picture of it to show Thor when we got back.
But I wandered too far from camp! Everything looks the same out here! I tried
going back but it turns out I just went further away.
T’Challa: Are you
sure he wasn’t building a nest in the tree?
Steve: He took
the twins and Peter too?!
Y/N: For family
Nat: THAT LITTLE
GREMLIN! WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE YOU, THE TWINS AND PETER BUT WE ARE LEAVING
Steve: He should
have told us about this trip! This is very irresponsible of him. He should have
asked me or Tasha to come with!
Y/N:Video of Clint talking: “Uncle Steve and Aunt Nat will not be joining - CAN IT PETER, WE ARE A
FAMILY! I, uncle Clint - PETER I KNOW
WE’RE NOT RELATED! No Pietro, this does not mean Vision is now Wanda’s cousin
or brother. No, Pietro, this doesn’t make us Lannister’s now. Can I continue?!
It’s time for some good ole family bonding with you youngsters. Stop calling me
an old man, Pietro! We haven’t spent any time together. No, Y/N, I’m not going
crazy. Oh, yes, Nat and Steve are not here because they’d just go on and on
about safety and what not and just be really boring. PIETRO STOP EATING ALL THE
Y/N: That’s why.
T’Challa: Why did you record that?
Y/N: I sent it to Tony and he remixed it into a song. It’s very
catchy. I’ll send it to you.
Steve: I’M NOT
Nat: I UNDERSTAND
THAT STEVE’S BORING, BUT ME?!
Nat: I’M THE COOL
AUNT HERE, OKAY. YOU’RE THE RESPONSIBLE UNCLE. SAM IS THE FUN UNCLE.TONY IS THE DRUNK AUNT! BRUCE IS THE SWEET GRANDMA AND BUCKY IS… The estranged relative that nobody knew about that suddenly showed up one day. Wait, I’m getting too into this. I sound like Clint!
Steve: I’m the fun uncle…
Y/N: Have any of
you watched the blair witch project…?
T’Challa: I watched it with Shuri.
Y/N: I FEEL LIKE
I’M IN THAT MOVIE PLEASE HURRY! If I survive this, we should watch some more horror movies.
T’Challa: Iam sure Shuri would like that.
Steve: May I join too?
Nat: Now is not the time to be making plans! But count me in.
Clint has joined the chat.
Clint: Y/N, where
Clint: We’ve been
looking all over for you!
you finally come down from your nest?
BARTON, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!
Clint: … Clint?
Who’s Clint? I’m not Clint. Uh. My name is Clintina. How did I get here? Wrong chat.
Y/N: I hear
Steve: YOU TOOK
OUR YOUNGEST, MOST INNOCENT AND PURE TEAM MATES OUT CAMPING!
Clint: See, I
knew Steve doesn’t like fun!
Clint: Pietro is hardly innocent!
Y/N: I think I’m
fine with it, just not with you being in charge.
NOW Y/N IS LOST! My precious Y/N!
Y/N: I can’t see who,
or what, it is but someone’s out here with me.
Clint: I THOUGHT
PETER WAS WITH HER!
Steve: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING OVER THEM! HOW ARE YOU EVEN A FATHER?!
Y/N: I’m not
Nat: When we get
there, Clint, you better hide in your tree!
Y/N: I can just see a figure among the trees.
Clint: Oh come
on, Tasha! At least I didn’t bring Tony with!
Y/N: Guys I’m
really scared, it’s watching me.
Steve: It would
have been better with Tony!
Clint: You take
Y/N: Wait it’s
T’Challa: Now is
hardly the time for fighting!
Nat: Clint are
you even with the twins and Peter?!
Y/N: It’s really, really, really dark! I can’t see, the light from my phone isn’t helping!
Clint: No, we
split up to find Y/N!
Y/N: Whatever that thing is, it’s chasing me now! I can’t make out what it is, it’s moving too fast!
Nat: YOU SPLIT
T’Challa: WHAT IF
THEY ALSO GET LOST NOW?
Y/N has been disconnected.
Steve: Y/N? OH NO
NOT MY Y/N!
Nat: By fighting
we didn’t notice Y/N was in danger! MY LITTLE ANGEL IS FACING THE UNKNOWN AND IT’S
YOUR FAULT, CLINT!
Clint: OH MY GOD
Y/N! MY ACTIONS HAVE KILLED HER! Thor is
going to strike me with lightning! And Bucky will throw me off a building!
T’Challa: When I
get there, I am kicking you in the face.
done it before, I’m ready. I deserve it.
Nat: CLINT GO AND
TRY TO FIND HER! WE’RE ON OUR WAY!
Steve: We trained
her ourselves… She can’t be dead… No…
Clint: WHO CAN
FIGHT OFF A SUPERNATURAL ENTITY!?
Peter has joined the chat.
Peter: I heard
screaming! I think it was Y/N!
nearby her then!
Steve: I want to
tell you to go after her but I’m scared something will happen to you too! WHAT
DO I DO?! I’M THE CAPTAIN. WHAT ORDERS DO I GIVE YOU?!
already making my way towards her.
Nat: Peter be
careful! We don’t know what has her!
Peter: I think I see her!
Peter: Wait… It’s not her…
Peter has been disconnected.
Clint: What will I tell Tony?!
Nat: I just got
him a gift! He was doing so well with training…
Steve: They have
to be alive.
Steve: I REFUSE
TO ACCEPT THAT THEY’RE DEAD!
Steve has left the chat.
Wanda has joined the chat.
Wanda: I’ve lost
Pietro! And I heard more screaming, it was high pitched so I think it could have been Y/N.
Clint: That was
me. I am distraught.
Nat: Wanda, go
back to camp and wait there!
Wanda: Wait, I
found Y/N’s phone! And Peter’s! They must be nearby.
go any further!
Wanda: I can find
them, I know it!
Wanda: I see
someone; it must be one of them!
Wanda has been disconnected.
Nat: Oh god no…
water on my face, I don’t know where it’s coming from. It’s not raining.
Clint: Wait, it’s
my tears. Never mind.
Nat: How will we
stop whatever it is?!
Clint: This is all
Clint: I’m going
to make this right.
Clint: I WILL
FIGHT IT AND SAVE THEM!
you fool! It’s a suicide mission!
Clint has left the chat.
T’Challa has added Thor, Tony, Sam, Bucky, Vision.
Vision, we need you to fly ahead and find them.
Thor: I WILL
CRUSH WHATEVER DARES TO INJURE MY PRINCESSES AND THE SPIDER BOY!
Vision: I will save you, Wanda!
Thor: And the others.
Vision: Yes, them too, of course…
Thor: And then
when they are rescued, I shall strike Clint with lightning. He’ll survive… I
Thor has left the chat.
Vision has left the chat.
Tony: This is a
Sam: I think
Bucky is crying…
Bucky: NO I’M
NOT! I’M JUST ALLERGIC TO YOU!
heartless! I’m crying. Who is going to train with me now? Who will watch silly
movies with me? Who will send me memes? Y/N is gone! Peter is gone! Wanda is gone!
Bucky: OKAY I’M
CRYING, JUST A LITTLE! I DIDN’T THINK THEY’D DIE LIKE THIS!
Tony: No! We
don’t know that! They must be alive… What will I tell Peter’s aunt?!
Nat: We should
have brought Bruce with us…
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro: HELP ME
Nat: Run, Pietro! We don’t call you sonic for nothing!
Pietro: Tell Thor
it’s me! He’s going to kill me if he doesn’t stop this!
Tony: Wait, why
is Thor attacking you?!
Pietro: When Y/N went missing, I found her in less
than a minute. It wasn’t hard with my speed. After that I decided to scare her.
I pretended to be something else and when I caught her, I just sped her off to
the nearest town. She is fine but very angry with me. I did the same to Peter and
Wanda. They are all safe and warm in a diner, I ordered them their favorite meals. I thought it would be funny to scare them. Peter screamed like a little girl. They were
all so terrified! I came back for Clint but Thor appeared!
course. I hope the diner has parking space for the quinjet.
please! Stop Thor!
Bucky: Why can’t
you speed off?
has managed to catch me! Thor is so angry.
Sam: You made me
mourn them. I will not mourn you.
Sam has left the chat.
Bucky: They must
have been terrified. I just want to hug them now.
Bucky has left the chat.
Nat: I am
disappointed in you, Pietro.
Nat has left the chat.
T’Challa has left the chat.
Tony has left the chat.
Pietro: It was
just a prank…
Pietro has left the chat.
Clint has joined the chat.
STORMING! THOR HAS COME FOR ME! I KNEW IT! THERE’S LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE!
Clint: DID YOU
GUYS SERIOUSLY FORGET THAT I’M STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!
Clint: Oh, the
lightning is for Pietro. HAHA THAT PUNK DESERVES IT!
SERIOUSLY COME BACK, I CAN’T DODGE ALL THIS LIGHTNING
In this day and age I’m sure this is been said but, I gotta say,
Sherlock wants John to be safe. He came back to life to keep him safe because he was not-safe. Not-safe because of Mary,
On the tarmac Sherlock and Mary say the equivalent of, ‘take care of him’, and, ‘no’, respectively. Sherlock says, ‘keep him safe’, and she says, ‘you know he’s not safe with me’. She’s wearing red: a colour signifying distress and danger (‘red alert’).
If Sherlock leaves John with Mary, John is not safe. Mary confirms this. Her coat confirms this. Sherlock immediately comes back because, ‘England’, needs him: John needs him. He’s still in danger.
I realise that this is obvious to a lot of people. It’s just that this exchange between Sherlock and Mary is often used to show that they’re now, ‘buddy-buddy’, when truly, nothing could be further from the truth,
Of course, this is cleverly hidden in this friendly banter: Mary knows that John likes to have adventures and she’ll keep him, ‘in trouble’, AKA entertained. And yet, when someone says, ‘will you look after him?’, the expected answer is, ‘I’ll keep him safe’, not, ‘I’ll keep him in trouble’. Now, this is why it’s, on the surface, a cute, witty thing for her to say: she’s intimating that they both know how John is, he likes danger, he likes adventures, etc. She’ll take care of John in the custom way that they both know John requires.
Except, there’s a very real thing going on here where he’s saying, ‘will you keep him safe’, and she’s saying, ‘no’. As long as he is with Mary, John is not safe, he’s in trouble.
Imagine Steve and Natasha helping Clint get ready for a date with Laura (the pretty wife)
“Clint. Clint, not that tie. Not that-”
Natasha just gave Steve a look that could stop any man dead in his tracks and make him feel like he should go back to kindergarten, and then tapped Clint on the shoulder. He abandoned tying the thing around his neck to look at her with eyebrows up.
Natasha simply tapped her ear.
It was easy for Steve to forget, sometimes, that Clint even wore the hearing aid. He was so good at reading lips and staying engaged in conversation that he just… forgot.
“Steve says no to that tie.”
“It’s purple,” Steve pointed out, as though it weren’t the most obvious thing he could have noticed about it.
“In case you haven’t noticed, Cap, I always wear purple.”
Natasha finally cut in, taking the offending cloth away from him. “I think the issue is that you’re not going to want any reminders of the thing that takes you away from lovely Laura for days or weeks at a time.”
Another “oh,” his lips pausing in the shape of the letter. Natasha handed him a blue striped tie.
“Your hair is killer, though.”
He eyed her. “Nothing that reminds us of what I do for a living, huh?”
“Bad habit.” She didn’t miss a beat, and Steve chuckled.
“We try not to kill.”
“Technicalities, Steve. I just really want to impress her.”
“Trust us, the color of your tie is not going to make or break this date”
Clint rubbed the bridge of his nose, then sighed at his reflection in the mirror.
“You look great, Clint.”
“I always look better when she’s standing next to me.”
okay okay so Ava’s part of this ‘’gang’’ that go around spray painting the city with neon colours to make it more colourful and unique. And I guess Noah is a teacher because he sure as hell looks like one XD
all the other links can be found in part 9 linked above.
Y/N has started a Chatroom
Bucky has logged on Natasha has logged on
Y/N: sorry guys…
Natasha: no, hun. We should say sorry, I should say sorry more like.
Bucky: I thought we were alright after the magnet incident
Natasha: you will never understand women.
Bucky: seriously, do you forgive us?
Y/N: of course. I love both of you.
Bucky: I love you
Y/N: love you too, soldier
Steve has logged on Pietro has logged on Thor has logged on Clint has logged on Wanda has logged on Loki has logged on Sam has logged on Bruce has logged on Tony has logged on
Natasha: Y/N and Bucky just said I love you to each other!!!!!!!!! For the first time
Tony: no they didn’t.
Natasha: yes they did! And I was first to witness it.
Tony: no I was first, they said it last night *oooOoOOoh*
Sam: INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT
Thor: so everything has been dealt with?
Y/N: yes it has, gosh the drama went on for long!
T'challa has logged on
Clint: now we have the vibranium trio.
T'challa: don’t you meant the vibranium four?
Y/N: who dat?
Sam: oh, it’s King kitty.
T'challa: Sam, do not. I am the new avenger, black panther.
Y/N: ok, cool. So how did this happen? What’s your story?
Y/N: how did you come about? Is there anything special? Everyone has a story.
T'challa: you are very unique miss (Y/L/N)
Y/N: call me Y/N
T'challa: I am the king of Wakanda and the black panther is the warrior to help my people. When I thought Mr Barnes had killed my father, I was after him.
Y/N: why were you after my boyfriend?
T'challa: because I wrongly accused him of being the reason behind my father’s death.
Bucky: ok well that time has gone now we don’t need to go over that crap
Tony: oh no, inappropriate language… Captain, oh my Captain whatever shall we do?!
Steve: ok Tony, very funny
Wanda: how about we go do something? All of us go somewhere together
Loki: I know this beautiful meadow in jotunheim that we could go to. Of course we will have to be under cover
Thor: brother, for once do not think about diminishing us all… But we could go to Asgard
Bruce: let’s reconsider that, but a meadow sounds nice
Tony: NO! why go somewhere quiet when you can be loud and fun… Like… VEGAS
Natasha: no and I will tell Laura
Pietro: don’t you mean… Cac-aww
Steve: where’s sam?
Sam: oh I’m here. I’m just not speaking because whenever I get involved, we always end up in trouble i can never get out of.
Bucky: so where are we going?
Sam: how about the beach? Can never go wrong with the beach
Y/N: Nat, it’s not that bad. You won’t look bad
Natasha: but still, it’s noticeable
Steve: ohhhhh, c'mon romanoff. Are you still going on about that scar.
Natasha: you do not get to speak, you have lousy opinions, Mr. “I-find-my-ex-girlfriend’s-niece-hot”
Tony: shots fired
Steve: I don’t like her, it was the heat of the moment
Sam: good because you could do better
Y/N: SO WHERE ARE WE GOING?
Pietro: TO THE BEACH
Clint: BUT WHICH BEACH???
Loki: WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE THIS??
Tony: APPARENTLY WE HAVE BECOME THOR
Thor: THIS IS MOST EXEMPLARY!!!
Y/N: ok, what about Barcelona?
Sam: ohh, exotic
Wanda: what about Hawaii? That was fun last time
Bucky: nah, too typical. We’ll go with Barcelona
Bucky: fuck off
Tony: oh no! Captain, he used a bad word
Steve: Tony get the fuck over that.
Clint: ok then Barcelona it is
Clint has logged off Y/N has logged off Bucky has logged off Natasha has logged off Thor has logged off Loki has logged off Bruce has logged off Pietro has logged off Sam has logged off Tony has logged off Wanda has logged off Steve has logged off
Just tagging @jamesbonerbarnes and @me-shipper-trash as they wanted to be tagged in the next series part