baked bites

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So glad its a short week! I’m feeling a lot more nauseous than I have so far. I am basically just snacking all day on junk. Flaming Limon Cheetos and sharp cheddar sticks will be my breakfast/lunch.

Yesterday I couldn’t eat breakfast. For lunch I ate 1 leftover baked french fry, 3 bites of top ramen, 2 saltines (basically everything tasted gross and I’d gag/almost vomit) And then I caved and got Wendy’s and I ate it all and even had a small soda and I felt AMAZING. so much energy! Then I crashed again and for dinner I had half an English muffin pizza and half a bowl of cereal even though my stomach was growling and that wasnt enough food.

Currently sitting right around 199/200 lbs.

Complain time over!

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Tacos Cups! This Is Something I Really Want To Try.

bittyholtz celebrity AU

(((because i can’t ever have great writing ideas for normal pairings or situations that people care about)))

anyways AU where holster is a famous singer-songwriter, he’s probably got a Grammy at this point, and oh man he’s definitely considered a heartthrob (I’m picturing like the musical equivalent of lorde and the teen sex icon equivalent of shawn mendes) and decides he wants to take time away from his career to go to college (which is why he’s 22 as a sophomore just like in canon)

he’s very open and social at samwell and even lives in a dorm as a frog so he obviously gets a ton of attention for a while but samwell is small and soon everyone who cares has met him and is just kind of used to it so he can just kinda live his life (except during Tour Season but we’ll put that aside for now)

right at the outset of holster’s frog year he meets and befriends ransom and they really hit it off. best bros. legendary pong partners. ur platonic drift-compatible favs. this is how holster comes to be an honorary member of smh, gets his hockey nickname, and he really Finds His People in the haus. when ransom gets dibs to the attic the next year, he invites holster to share it with him bc it’s Big and holster is a Friend so it’s not like any of the other smh people would object.

enter one eric r bittle. smol gay baker boy who comes to samwell for hockey, ya ya we know that part. the gag is, he’s a HUGE adam birkholtz fan. how can he not be tbh the boy has the voice of an angel and he’s HOT AS FUCK. (and he doesn’t use gendered pronouns in any of his songs so for all anyone knows he could totally be queer which isn’t a lot to go on but bitty can always hope)

holster doesn’t go to the smh games cause he’d get mobbed and he doesn’t wanna take attention away from the teams successes (and he doesn’t know much about hockey anyway). which is why it’s not public knowledge that he’s connected in any way to smh. bitty comes to samwell not really expecting to get to see adam around much. maybe he’ll get the chance to introduce himself sheepishly and say “I’m a big fan” but that’s It

fast forward to bitty’s taddy tour. he gets sidetracked and loses the group as he tends to the nasty kitchen. he’s in the middle of putting his pie in the oven when none other than Adam fucking birkholtz comes home, headphones in, singing some new adele song or something idk, and drops a couple groceries on the counter before going upstairs. bitty is SHOOK and when shitty pops his head into the kitchen to ask what’s up, why is bitty not with the group anymore, bitty just says point blank out loud “sorry i just remembered that im Really Gay” and then hurries out of the haus so he won’t pass out on the nasty kitchen floor

anyways this got WAY longer than i was anticipating and i really wanna write a proper fic of it SO im ending this headcanon here bc im gonna write the shit out of this later toodles

goonofficial  asked:

hi sorry i was just wondering what the picture of harry with love bites you guys were talking about was, and also the one of him papped sleeping or something? sorry im a bit out of the loop (banned myself from tumblr to get course work done eww)

well i’m not going to post the picture of him sleeping… but you can pretty much find it anywhere so like it’s not hard to find.

as for the love bites…

When they arrived in France (day after their movie date):

And then 2 days later when he was coming back from Glasgow (clearly these bite marks were a few days old):

So yeah, Louis likes to bite apparently. Bite hard.

you never need to carry more than you can hold

Birthday fic for @whoacanada.  

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               It takes four pies and more loaves of bread than fit onto the counter for Bitty to admit he’s stressed. He knows he’s in denial, but he really thought that avoiding his problems with baking was something he would grow out of by the time he’s graduated.

               He’s been wrong about a few things lately.

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Breaded and baked cauliflower bites with whole wheat spaghetti, roasted chickpeas, and saucy veggies. 😱 This breaded cauliflower though!! So good! It reminds me of popcorn chicken, except this version is better (obviously 😉) because it’s cruelty-free, healthy, and easier to make.
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Dip the florets in a batter of equal parts oat flour and water, and some of your favourite spices (we used black pepper today), then coat with oat pieces. Place them on a parchment-lined pan and bake at 220C for 40-50 minutes until crunchy. 👌 Simple and delicious!
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I’ll record a how-to video for you this week since I have some tips and tricks for easy breading. It sounds tricky but battering and breading is pretty easy. I’ll teach you. 😉 No worries there!
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We also tried coating them in farina but the ones coated in oat pieces were much better!
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Now it’s time to relax for the rest of the night. I hope you had a nice weekend!

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etsyfindoftheday | 4.9.17

tasty vegan baked goods by theblendedvegan

theblendedvegan’s bakery items look tasty and delectable — so sweet, such a treat!! choose your favorite today.

Crispy baked cauliflower bites, brown rice, saucy shrooms, peppers, and lettuce for lunch today. 😍 Gluten-free, oil-free, easy to make! I’m tweaking my recipe, trying new things, and I’m so pleased with how they turned out today.
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Here’s the recipe so far:
・1 med to large head of cauliflower cut into medium-sized florets
・90 g oat flour (¾ cup)
・2 teaspoons dried oregano
・1/4 teaspoon black pepper
・small can (140 g) tomato paste (½ cup)
・water (enough to fill the small can)
・60 g unsweetened corn flakes, crushed (2 cups)
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Preheat your oven to 220C / 425F and line two sheet pans with parchment paper. With the exception of the cauliflower and corn flakes, mix everything together into a batter in a large bowl. Add the cauliflower and stir well to coat all pieces. Sprinkle on the crushed corn flakes, stir a few times to coat, then spread pieces evenly into the pans. Bake for 30-45 minutes until crispy. Flip them after 30 minutes for even baking. Baking time depends on the size of your florets. Larger florets will need more time than smaller ones.
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Feel free to add salt or any other seasonings you like to the batter. I never add salt to my food so that’s why these are salt-free.
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I’ll post this recipe on my blog and film a how-to video in the next week. Just want to test it a few more times! 😉 Stay tuned!

Meal Prepping Week of 7-9-17

I got to go grocery shopping by myself. It was amazing! I got to stroll down the aisles and let my curiosity on all the items that caught my eye strike and get the better of me. Normally, I’m pretty rushed when I’m with other people. Is it such a crime to love grocery shopping!?

All purchased items that were bought during this trip are bolded.

Breakfast: I sort of wanted to skip eggs and just buy a dozen for fiance’s frittata (he doesn’t want anything else now). I think I’m going to make a chocolate “meal” shake each morning. Pretty much it’s a more substantial protein shake, so it has fat and fiber to make it more filling, more complete, and less of a snack. I have protein powder, cocoa powder, stevia, vanilla extract, chia seeds, and coconut oil. I just had to pick up almond milk.

Lunches: I got inspired by a sandwich segment I saw on the Food Network but I’m adjusting it to my dietary needs. It screams summer. I’m calling this tropical tofu salad. I’m using tofu, cane vinegar (ordered off Amazon), soy sauce, red chilies, lemons, green onion, garlic, and unsweetened shredded coconut. I’m going to put that over spinach so I can bulk out my plate more than bread would. I bought pita bread for my fiance since that’s his favorite, as is mine!

I’m going full-pedal with the topical theme and serving that with a chilled soup I’m going to call chili-mango-melon. I needed a cantaloupe, mangoes, red chilies, ginger, and coconut milk. I had salt (just a pinch) and grapeseed oil. Man. It’s not even going to be hot here next week!

Dinners: I’m trying out Quorn. It’s the only meat substitute (that I know of) I haven’t tried yet. To test out the “grounds” I’m making lentil bolognese. I picked up lentils, crushed tomatoes, onion, celery, and zucchini. I had tomato paste, garlic, salt, black pepper, red chili flake, red cooking wine, basil, marjoram, and oregano.  

Snacks: I hope these turn out! I’m making no-bake sweet potato blueberry bites! I picked up a sweet potato, blueberries, almond milk, and cinnamon. I had flax meal, stevia, protein powder, salt, vanilla extract, and coconut oil.

Well. All my fruit is incorporated into recipes this week, so my other main snack is going to be chia seed protein pudding.

After sales, store rewards, bottle returns, and coupons my cart was $39.22!

Shopping is a contact sport. Welcome to the stupidest way I’ve hurt myself! You know those produce bags? The damn thing wouldn’t rip off the perforated line and I had to give it such a tug that my hand recoiled directly into a metal pole.