darlingdiver and I just went to see Jupiter Ascending. We walked out of the theater, into the lobby, and literally bought tickets for the next showing. We’re in a theater that serves alcohol, we’re sitting and drinking and waiting for this masterpiece of human engineering to start again.
I have no words that do justice to this movie. It is so ridiculously bad, it cycles back around to being amazing. It is the most flawless scifi cheese ever crafted by man, this movie is space brie with ackee fruit coulis.
We might go see it a third time, depending in how many Bailey’s milkshakes I drink.