My Role Model is Bilbo at 111 telling his guests “Half of you are okay but fuck the other half", disappearing with a flash, and absconding to Rivendell leaving nothing but a pile of sarcastic gifts to remember him by.
I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb hobbits until I got dumb hobbits myself. I've only had Frodo and Sam for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
I wonder if people will ever say, ‘let’s hear about Frodo and the Ring.’ And they’ll say ‘yes, that’s one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn’t he, dad.’ ‘Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that’s saying alot.’