bagelthins

last night I had the perfect wedding dream ever okay my husband was hot we were rich money was no object and then AND FUCKING THEN the dude was like “we were supposed to get Eminem to sing okay, but he wasnt available for tonight unfortunately, luckily we DID happen to find a look alike so gIVE IT UP FOR HIM!!!!!!”

AND THEN EVAN BAGELTHINS WALKED OUT AND I LAUGHED UNTIL I WOKE UP FUCK YOU SHOTA EMINEM  

this just in tumblr user bagelthins thinks satire includes telling lesbians they can’t call themselves “queens”, then twists it around to make it seem like people who oppose are idiots, and doesn’t admit to fucking up