I was traveling through downtown and this woman was walking her very large African Tortoise. His name is Mr. Goodbar and he got bored hanging around the backyard with his companion Twix, so he hit the sidewalk and headed into town. If I have learned anything from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, turtle’s have a penchant for pizza. No doubt Mr. Goodbar was hearing the sweet siren song of pepperoni from Tony’s down the street.


Father John Misty
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